Oh my god I think Im going to die

Solonoid · March 30, 2016, 05:19:19 AM

It's been literally 20 whole minutes since I mentioned I was Canadian.

Solonoid · March 30, 2016, 05:20:39 AM

God I love hockey.

Wow its great.

Solonoid · March 30, 2016, 05:21:17 AM

Oh man Tim Hortons is probably a recognizable brand everywhere, and I honestly believe this.

Solonoid · March 30, 2016, 05:21:54 AM

Rrrrrrol up the rim amirite?

xDDDDDDD

Solonoid · March 30, 2016, 05:24:18 AM

Yeah so I was driving my Zamboni to work because all of the roads are actually paved with ice, and this guy cut me off, so I waved at him to pull over and I apologized for inconveniencing him, as he was obviously in a hurry, but maybe he should take it easy eh?

He said sorry and we played a quick game of hockey.

Saleem · March 30, 2016, 05:26:06 AM

I guess I was a little slow on that sandwich.

Solonoid · March 30, 2016, 05:26:07 AM

Mods are asleep and this is what I do with my life.

OH WAIT THERE ARE NO MODS THIS IS CANADA

Solonoid · March 30, 2016, 05:26:23 AM

CAAAAAAAAAAANNAAAAAADAAA

Solonoid · March 30, 2016, 05:27:19 AM

MOOOOOOOONTHS

Solonoid · March 30, 2016, 05:28:18 AM

Oh man now there's a moose outside my house!

And inside my house.

Also my wife is a moose.

Saleem · March 30, 2016, 05:29:12 AM

Hot roast beef and swiss alright?

Solonoid · March 30, 2016, 05:29:19 AM

Did I mention I was Canadian?

Solonoid · March 30, 2016, 05:29:51 AM

God I love Canada, there are definitely no superior countries immediately to the south.

Solonoid · March 30, 2016, 05:30:12 AM

Quote from: Saleem on March 30, 2016, 05:29:12 AM

Hot roast beef and swiss alright?

I love you.

gats · March 30, 2016, 05:32:01 AM

Ok the initial posts made me laugh

Solonoid · March 30, 2016, 05:32:06 AM

My only regret is that Canada will never be inside me.

Dietrich Six · March 30, 2016, 11:25:03 AM

I only have personal experience with one Canadian, and he fucking hates Canada.

He moved to fucking Washington state and thought that the U.S. was the same as Canada.

Then he moved to South Florida.

Dietrich Six · March 30, 2016, 11:42:47 AM

This is about tblocks. MODS

The Lord Ruler · March 30, 2016, 11:44:59 AM

Im hungry

TB · March 30, 2016, 11:54:17 AM

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Jester · March 30, 2016, 04:15:01 PM

He does do that doesn't he