British people

PSU · January 18, 2015, 03:59:13 AM

I fly into Manchester on Friday for a week of work related activities.

What do I need to know about England?

big dog · January 18, 2015, 04:01:31 AM

Everything runs on clockwork. I hope you don't need to use the internet much because you have to wind it up every hour.

Also, make sure you pack a toothbrush, because they're illegal over here.

A Cheese Potato · January 18, 2015, 04:08:17 AM

learn to count the bongs

R o c k e t · January 18, 2015, 04:10:14 AM

>______>

mhmmm

<_______<

hmmm.......mhmm

big dog · January 18, 2015, 04:10:44 AM

Join Britain First and ride about in the Queenmobile vandalising mosques.

Here's a tutorial video.

YouTube

Flee · January 18, 2015, 04:11:05 AM

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Septy · January 18, 2015, 04:13:56 AM

Fries are chips and chips are fries

Don't forget

gats · January 18, 2015, 04:17:11 AM

Make sure you're wearing one these, otherwise you'd look out of place.

Spoiler

Blazed Iron · January 18, 2015, 04:17:16 AM

If someone asks you if you want some biscuits, say yes because they really mean cookies. Unless you don't like cookies, then go fuck yourself.

challengerX · January 18, 2015, 04:59:46 AM

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Mat Cauthon · January 18, 2015, 05:01:59 AM

When someone asks you a question, instead of "Pardon" or "'Scuse me" say "U wot m8".
Scream "BONG" whenever the hour hits.
And don't disrespect tea, don't drop it, or do anything other than politely drink it. Or you'll be hauled off to get beheaded by muslims.

Camnator · January 18, 2015, 05:05:12 AM

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PSU · January 18, 2015, 05:27:18 AM

I love tea, I would never disrespect it.

And how's it easy to rob people?

A Cheese Potato · January 18, 2015, 05:37:14 AM

Quote from: PSU on January 18, 2015, 05:27:18 AM

I love tea, I would never disrespect it.

And how's it easy to rob people?

rooty tooty point and shooty are not allowed

PSU · January 18, 2015, 05:40:17 AM

Well that's actually good news. I'll feel a bit safer walking around then.

Super Irish · January 18, 2015, 05:53:40 AM

Manchester- the rainiest city in the rainiest country on Earth. It's pretty much Atlantis but with a sort of scouser. At the very least I recommend an umbrella or coat.

If someone asks who do you support in football, beware there's a 50% chance of you being mobbed by hooligans if you say the wrong answer (Manchester United (red);or Manchester City(blue)... choose wisely)

Elegiac · January 18, 2015, 06:07:43 AM

fish n chips

Azure · January 18, 2015, 06:11:41 AM

Manchester... Ohh... Good luck.

Its really just the chavs you need to avoid. And the teenagers. Be careful on your football talk too.

aREALgod · January 18, 2015, 06:13:42 AM

Enjoy getting beheaded by Muslims in the street

Elegiac · January 18, 2015, 06:19:00 AM

worcestershire sauce

BaconShelf · January 18, 2015, 06:40:30 AM

Learn which football team the local hooligans celebrate and pretend to like them.

Elegiac · January 18, 2015, 06:44:47 AM

jaffa cakes

BaconShelf · January 18, 2015, 06:46:52 AM

American-English conversion chart
Fries=chips
Chips=crisps
Cookie=biscuit
Highway=motorway

Elegiac · January 18, 2015, 06:53:28 AM

warm beer

velox · January 18, 2015, 07:06:32 AM

If there's a Forbidden Planet store in Manchester, check it out. They have all kinds of nerdy stuff. I don't know if there is one though, I've only been to the one near Neal's Yard in London.

DAS B00T x2 · January 18, 2015, 07:08:27 AM

You must greet everyone with the takbir.

الله أكبر

Elegiac · January 18, 2015, 07:21:27 AM

mary poppins