An interesting theory I found

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Here's 30 reasons why Ed (from Ed, Edd & Eddy) can beat Goku.

1. Ed’s physical strength is measured by his imagination which is limitless. Thus Ed is stronger than Goku.
2. Ed has fallen from outta space twice and he was perfectly fine meanwhile Goku was injured from a similar fall.
3. Since Ed has fallen from space twice he also would've been burned up during reentry. This means this Ed can survive extreme temperatures while Goku has suffered while being on fire before.
4. Ed can create an invisible imaginary friend to fight Goku.
5. Ed can create an army invisible imaginary friends to fight Goku.
6. Ed can create an invisible imaginary Superman to fight Goku.
7. Ed can create quantum singularities just by running in a circle.
8. Goku can fly huh? Well so can Ed. He gets the power whenever his friends are endangered.
9. With his infinite physical strength Ed could simply drown Goku in his bathtub full of gravy.
10. Ed would eat Goku alive while sleepwalking.
11. Ed would watch too much TV and become a super powered viking warrior and beat Goku with a battle axe. Goku can block Trunks' sword but Ed has physical strength. His axe would still splice Goku in half.
12. Ed could turn into a monster and stick Goku to the wall with chewed up chunky pops.
13. Eddy would put a box of chunky pops and Ed would trample over Goku.
14. Goku and Ed would decide to eat some jaw breakers. Goku’s jaw would break due to the massive size of the jaw breaker meanwhile Ed mouth can easily eat it.
15. Ed could get angry and annihilate Goku.
16. Ed would rub his feet against a carpet. Then Ed’s body will be electrified. If Goku touches Ed’s body it would create a massive explosion of 58 megatons of force and that’s if Ed only charges it for a couple of seconds. Ed can charge it up to planet destroying levels of energy if he wants too.
17. Ed took a point blank explosion of 58 megatons of force in his face and it didn’t even phase him. Goku would have been injured by such a blast.
Ok now we’re getting to the good ones
18. Using flashbacks and his understanding of the fourth wall; Ed could travel back in time and kill Goku as a baby.
19. Ed’s imagination can actually break and control reality.
20. Ed could just simply rip Goku’s outline off and he would melt.
21. Ed can reach into the background, grab the sun and eat it.
22. Ed can go into the background and become a giant.
23. Ed can saw holes through dimensions.
24. Ed creates a portal and traps Goku in a temporal loop.
25. Ed can grab the animators pencil and erase Goku.
26. Ed can rip off Goku's body parts with ease.
27. Ed can breath in space.
28. Ed can throw the moon at Goku.
29. Ed is a kind, gentle guy. Violence is not in his nature. Everything is just fun and games to him but when someone threatens his loved ones he will defend them to the death. If he really wanted he could destroy entire planets.
30. He could beat every other Dragon Ball Z character.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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This is some grade school tier garbage


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Wait, what? I don't remember Ed being some omnipotent being.


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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
hey guys did you know that ed, edward and edddy are all actually DEAD?


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hey guys did you know that ed, edward and edddy are all actually DEAD?
more like dead, deadward and deaddy