Bit of a greentext meme

Grapes · September 05, 2016, 02:22:39 AM

>Be me
>tfw no gf
>starts school year
>meet qt in class
>we start talking and liking each other
>fast froward a few months
>by this time we're getting more sexual (sexting etc.)
>gets text at midnight
>"i wanna suck your dick"
>mfw never succed
>sneak over to her place for a righteous succ
>both of us weird introverts so we're nervous
>she unzips my pants
>👀 👌
>she asks where to start
>I say "Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold"

A salt rifle · September 05, 2016, 02:48:10 AM

>wrong shade of green

More Than Mortal · September 05, 2016, 03:17:49 AM

that was a shit meme

🂿 · September 05, 2016, 08:28:10 PM

Okay that was just bad...