For the longest time I've been fascinated by the very idea of a peanut. How could something so small and solid contain so much relevance and instill so much passion in people? The way the sun shines on the nutty brown surface just drives me wild. It stirs up a burning lust inside me that is unrivaled by any other emotion. Every time I hear someone on the internet utter those enticing, sensual words, it just drives me... wild. All you have to do is whisper the words 'these nuts' into my ear and I'll just lose all sense of control and embrace my nut-loving, primal urges.

I ask you, people of this forum, what are your opinions of the holy gifts known as nuts? Do you put them inside of you, do you caress them gently, rub them against your skin? It is truly something you should experience, if only for the pleasure of feeling it for the first time...

pistachios >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>Not the classic comic/cartoon

Ya blew it.