I know how that goes mate

God saught to punish the Aussies for their nice weather and beautiful womenses.
So he gave them spiders and snakes and sharks and shitty stores that banned teh vidya.

But it twas not enough. The Aussies were still drunk and playing their weird football that no one understands. So God said 'thou shall be alone in all your forum doings'. And the Aussies were alone. Except for the occasional kiwi. But that doesn't really count cause God is American and can't tell the difference.

<3

well just stop being upside down then you freak

better?

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Quote from: Nuka on December 18, 2014, 05:17:47 AM

well just stop being upside down then you freak

better?

what the fuck is wrong with you


no wonder you're always so alone

uhh... what?

exactly.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I'm actually getting ready to pass out, but what part of Australia are you from? (if ya don't mind me asking)

I'd been looking at going to uni in Perth, Melbourne or Brisbane before I saw how expensive shit is. After Japan I was looking to actually save some monies, so I decided against it.

Closest I've ever been is off the coast of Darwin, and that's not exactly your major city. Though beats the rest of the Northern Territory I guess 

I'm to the left in Perth. Nothing much really goes on here. But it suits well.

Go to sleep

Quote from: Statefarm on December 18, 2014, 06:02:23 AM

Go to sleep

It's like 8pm tho.

Damn Aussies and their time machines