Being asexual is LITERALLY the soundest financial decision you can make

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But I guess in the end -- Sort of feels like everyday its harder to stay happy where you are. There are all these ways to look through the fence into your neighbor's yard.

Why even risk it? its safer to stay distant.
My friends asexual and she shares an apartment

And you ACTUALLY believe this? Jesus Christ.
I'm asexual and I believe in God


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no you fucking shitlord


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I hate you, I really, really do
My friends asexual and she shares an apartment

And you ACTUALLY believe this? Jesus Christ.
I'm asexual and I believe in God


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no you fucking shitlord

I LITERALLY cannot tell if you are meming or not anymore. All I'm going to say is that women can't be asexual and I'll  leave it at that.


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hey
hwat


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But I guess in the end -- Sort of feels like everyday its harder to stay happy where you are. There are all these ways to look through the fence into your neighbor's yard.

Why even risk it? its safer to stay distant.
My friends asexual and she shares an apartment

And you ACTUALLY believe this? Jesus Christ.
I'm asexual and I believe in God


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no you fucking shitlord

I LITERALLY cannot tell if you are meming or not anymore. All I'm going to say is that women can't be asexual and I'll  leave it at that.
I'm an alien


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
I'm an antitheistic apache-sexual monsterfluidkin and I think your opinion is grapes (saying "banana" would be bigoted against bananasexuals).


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But it isn't a decision.


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I hate you, I really, really do
But it isn't a decision.

You are literally wrong. People choose to be asexual all the time to save money. It's a great way to save.


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hey
I'm an antitheistic apache-sexual monsterfluidkin and I think your opinion is grapes (saying "banana" would be bigoted against bananasexuals).
As Fruitkin, your usage of the word "grapes" is extremely triggering and problematic


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
But it isn't a decision.
This.
You can't choose to be such a loser that you have to say you're asexual to save face. It's something that's just forced upon you.
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But it isn't a decision.

You are literally wrong. People choose to be asexual all the time to save money. It's a great way to save.
Not pursuing sexual relationships doesn't make you asexual. Unless you're talking about being castrated.


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I hate you, I really, really do
Watch your fucking microaggresions.


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hey
But it isn't a decision.
This.
You can't chose to be such a loser that you have to say you're asexual to save face. It's something that's just forced upon you.
;~;


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I hate you, I really, really do
But it isn't a decision.

You are literally wrong. People choose to be asexual all the time to save money. It's a great way to save.
Not pursuing sexual relationships doesn't make you asexual. Unless you're talking about being castrated.

People can choose to have no sexual drive whatsoever to save money is what I'm saying.


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But I guess in the end -- Sort of feels like everyday its harder to stay happy where you are. There are all these ways to look through the fence into your neighbor's yard.

Why even risk it? its safer to stay distant.
But it isn't a decision.
This.
You can't chose to be such a loser that you have to say you're asexual to save face. It's something that's just forced upon you.
But you chose to be gay


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
But it isn't a decision.
This.
You can't chose to be such a loser that you have to say you're asexual to save face. It's something that's just forced upon you.
But you chose to be gay
I chose to be "bisexual" because I'm an attention whore who's just got no luck pulling chicks.


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I hate you, I really, really do
But it isn't a decision.
This.
You can't chose to be such a loser that you have to say you're asexual to save face. It's something that's just forced upon you.
;~;

Why you spazing out so much? you an AYY-sexual or something?



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But I guess in the end -- Sort of feels like everyday its harder to stay happy where you are. There are all these ways to look through the fence into your neighbor's yard.

Why even risk it? its safer to stay distant.
But it isn't a decision.
This.
You can't chose to be such a loser that you have to say you're asexual to save face. It's something that's just forced upon you.
But you chose to be gay
I chose to be "bisexual" because I'm an attention whore who's just got no luck pulling chicks.
PREACH IT BROTHER


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Oh, hey.
Worth the money


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But it isn't a decision.
This.
You can't choose to be such a loser that you have to say you're asexual to save face. It's something that's just forced upon you.
"I haven't sucked a dick in over a year."


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
I'm an antitheistic apache-sexual monsterfluidkin and I think your opinion is grapes (saying "banana" would be bigoted against bananasexuals).
As Fruitkin, your usage of the word "grapes" is extremely triggering and problematic
You can't be bigoted against grapekin because there are more of them.


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hey
I'm an antitheistic apache-sexual monsterfluidkin and I think your opinion is grapes (saying "banana" would be bigoted against bananasexuals).
As Fruitkin, your usage of the word "grapes" is extremely triggering and problematic
You can't be bigoted against grapekin because there are more of them.
Um, wow.

Way to trivialise grapekin struggles, this is exactly why grapekin are STILL not taken seriously or are constantly the victims of microaggressions


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
But it isn't a decision.
This.
You can't choose to be such a loser that you have to say you're asexual to save face. It's something that's just forced upon you.
"I haven't sucked a dick in over a year."
Yeah, cause I get mine sucked.
Faggot.


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But it isn't a decision.
This.
You can't choose to be such a loser that you have to say you're asexual to save face. It's something that's just forced upon you.
"I haven't sucked a dick in over a year."
Yeah, cause I get mine sucked.
Faggot.
Yeah by the vacuum and a rubber glove.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
But it isn't a decision.
This.
You can't choose to be such a loser that you have to say you're asexual to save face. It's something that's just forced upon you.
"I haven't sucked a dick in over a year."
Yeah, cause I get mine sucked.
Faggot.
Yeah by the vacuum and a rubber glove.
whoa
Why have I never thought of that before


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I hate you, I really, really do
M E M E S

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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
wait

you're telling me being asexual does not mean you're attracted to the letter A?


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝ:honey, he's gonna say his first words

๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝ:!!

๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿฝ:hhh...

๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿฝ:here come dat boi ๐Ÿธ!

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝ:o shit waddup ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ

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The Rage....
i wouldnt mind being asexual, but i kinda need some sort of affection to not wanna blow my brains out.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
i wouldnt mind being asexual, but i kinda need some sort of affection to not wanna blow my brains out.
If you become a sociopath too that's not really a problem anymore.


 
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The Rage....
i wouldnt mind being asexual, but i kinda need some sort of affection to not wanna blow my brains out.
If you become a sociopath too that's not really a problem anymore.
can someone diagnose me then