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Being asexual is LITERALLY the soundest financial decision you can make

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I hate you, I really, really do
Buying gifts for the opposite sex? No need.

Dates? Nah.

Aniversarariyes? Lol.

Sharing an apartment? No thank you, I'll have it all to myself.

Kids? HAHAHAHAH.

Big retarded car that can fit a family in it? Fuck no, get a motorbike.

You will LITERALLY unironically save over 400,000 money if you are asexual. Not even jk atm tbh imho.

 
 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Money a shit

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
moe money, moe problems

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Ok.

 
 
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It cost 400,000 dollars to be sexual preferenced.

For 12 seconds.

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Nah. An $80 hooker once per week is cheaper than what most people spend at Starbucks.

 
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Quote from: OnionBeetle on November 21, 2015, 11:29:49 AM
Sharing an apartment? No thank you, I'll have it all to myself.

Cutting your housing cost in half is pretty sweet. My net household income is over 100k and we're sharing all the costs. I'd say being DINKs forever is the most financially prosperous decision.

 
 
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Hmm...
You should become asexual then.

 
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Quote from: Cheat on November 21, 2015, 12:01:53 PM
You should become asexual then.

Waaaay ahead of you

 
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I already figured all this out.

 
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
But then you don't get cuddly romantic affection unless you find someone else who wants an SO minus the naughty-tango.

 
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Dank memes coming through.
>no one loves you enough to want to fuck you

HURR DURR I'M TOTES ASEXUAL, GUIS!!!

 
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Quote from: JUSTFLUXMYSHITUP on November 21, 2015, 01:49:51 PM
>no one loves you enough to want to fuck you

HURR DURR I'M TOTES ASEXUAL, GUIS!!!

you forgot the xDDDDDDDDD so people know you're a memester.

 
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Quote from: JUSTFLUXMYSHITUP on November 21, 2015, 01:49:51 PM
>no one loves you enough to want to fuck you

HURR DURR I'M TOTES ASEXUAL, GUIS!!!
stop bullying cheat

 
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Quote from: Prime Megaten on November 21, 2015, 01:49:19 PM
But then you don't get cuddly romantic affection unless you find someone else who wants an SO minus the naughty-tango.

What the fuck is a SO?

 
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Quote from: OnionBeetle on November 21, 2015, 01:51:31 PM
Quote from: Prime Megaten on November 21, 2015, 01:49:19 PM
But then you don't get cuddly romantic affection unless you find someone else who wants an SO minus the naughty-tango.

What the fuck is a SO?
Significant Other. Easier than saying botfruend/girlfriend/wife/husband/etc.

 
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Quote from: Prime Megaten on November 21, 2015, 01:52:23 PM
Quote from: OnionBeetle on November 21, 2015, 01:51:31 PM
Quote from: Prime Megaten on November 21, 2015, 01:49:19 PM
But then you don't get cuddly romantic affection unless you find someone else who wants an SO minus the naughty-tango.

What the fuck is a SO?
Significant Other. Easier than saying botfruend/girlfriend/wife/husband/etc.

I don't like the sound of that. How about PH? Primary Ho

 
 
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Quote from: OnionBeetle on November 21, 2015, 01:51:31 PM
Quote from: Prime Megaten on November 21, 2015, 01:49:19 PM
But then you don't get cuddly romantic affection unless you find someone else who wants an SO minus the naughty-tango.
What the fuck is a SO?
up your context clues game, brah

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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Quote from: OnionBeetle on November 21, 2015, 01:54:44 PM
Quote from: Prime Megaten on November 21, 2015, 01:52:23 PM
Quote from: OnionBeetle on November 21, 2015, 01:51:31 PM
Quote from: Prime Megaten on November 21, 2015, 01:49:19 PM
But then you don't get cuddly romantic affection unless you find someone else who wants an SO minus the naughty-tango.

What the fuck is a SO?
Significant Other. Easier than saying botfruend/girlfriend/wife/husband/etc.

I don't like the sound of that. How about PH? Primary Ho
"Ho" implies the relationship revolves around sex, though.

 
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Quote from: Prime Megaten on November 21, 2015, 01:55:45 PM
Quote from: OnionBeetle on November 21, 2015, 01:54:44 PM
Quote from: Prime Megaten on November 21, 2015, 01:52:23 PM
Quote from: OnionBeetle on November 21, 2015, 01:51:31 PM
Quote from: Prime Megaten on November 21, 2015, 01:49:19 PM
But then you don't get cuddly romantic affection unless you find someone else who wants an SO minus the naughty-tango.

What the fuck is a SO?
Significant Other. Easier than saying botfruend/girlfriend/wife/husband/etc.

I don't like the sound of that. How about PH? Primary Ho
"Ho" implies the relationship revolves around sex, though.

It does.

 
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Quote from: Prime Megaten on November 21, 2015, 01:49:19 PM
But then you don't get cuddly romantic affection unless you find someone else who wants an SO minus the naughty-tango.
The only reason why you'd wanna cuddle is because the body releases oxytocin. A lot of oxytocin is released during sex, which is why psychopaths have a lot of sex. It's a scam when you know the manipulators of mankind are doing it.

 
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hey
Quote from: Prime Megaten on November 21, 2015, 01:49:19 PM
But then you don't get cuddly romantic affection unless you find someone else who wants an SO minus the naughty-tango.
;____;

im going to be alone forever

I'll just have to become a crazy cat lady, or something

 
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Quote from: Fruitcake on November 21, 2015, 01:58:25 PM
Quote from: Prime Megaten on November 21, 2015, 01:49:19 PM
But then you don't get cuddly romantic affection unless you find someone else who wants an SO minus the naughty-tango.
;____;

im going to be alone forever

I'll just have to become a crazy cat lady, or something

Why be a forever alone crazy cat lady when you can just be a forever alone normal cat lady? Gotta be optimistic here.

 
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He's not wrong ^

 
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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
Lol living in a one bedroom flat/house is expensive. Also, guess which group of people get higher taxes?

 
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But I guess in the end -- Sort of feels like everyday its harder to stay happy where you are. There are all these ways to look through the fence into your neighbor's yard.

Why even risk it? its safer to stay distant.
My friends asexual and she shares an apartment

 
 
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Quote from: SuperIrish on November 21, 2015, 02:04:34 PM
Lol living in a one bedroom flat/house is expensive. Also, guess which group of people get higher taxes?
i'll just marry my couch

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Quote from: OnionBeetle on November 21, 2015, 02:02:03 PM
Quote from: Fruitcake on November 21, 2015, 01:58:25 PM
Quote from: Prime Megaten on November 21, 2015, 01:49:19 PM
But then you don't get cuddly romantic affection unless you find someone else who wants an SO minus the naughty-tango.
;____;

im going to be alone forever

I'll just have to become a crazy cat lady, or something

Why be a forever alone crazy cat lady when you can just be a forever alone normal cat lady? Gotta be optimistic here.
But that's not as fun though

 
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Quote from: T6 on November 21, 2015, 02:05:07 PM
My friends asexual and she shares an apartment

And you ACTUALLY believe this? Jesus Christ.

 
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