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I hate you, I really, really do
Come on, tell me about her


 
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
I call her righty.

 
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Quote from: Death on February 05, 2016, 05:58:27 PM
I call her righty.

Ahh, the five-knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss-pipe

 
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
Quote from: OnionBeetle on February 05, 2016, 06:03:48 PM
Quote from: Death on February 05, 2016, 05:58:27 PM
I call her righty.

Ahh, the five-knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss-pipe
Punching the clown, choking the chicken.
At least my hand doesn't have 'feelings'.

 
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Dank memes coming through.
Hey Doc, I need a prescription.

 
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Quote from: JUSTFLUXMYSHITUP on February 05, 2016, 06:10:04 PM
Hey Doc, I need a prescription.

Tell me the symptoms buddy, I gotcha covered

 
 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
she has a boyfriend and i have limited time

 
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Quote from: Eli on February 05, 2016, 06:26:04 PM
she has a boyfriend and i have limited time

1. Aquire more time.

2. Ask the boyfriend to not be her boyfriend anymore.

3. Enjoy the sweet life.

 
 
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Quote from: Eli on February 05, 2016, 06:26:04 PM
she has a boyfriend and i have limited time

1. Aquire more time.

2. Ask the boyfriend to not be her boyfriend anymore.

3. Enjoy the sweet life.

my current plan is better than that

 
 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
my girl wants me to whip but i'd rather naenae

 
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Quote from: OnionBeetle on February 05, 2016, 06:12:12 PM
Quote from: JUSTFLUXMYSHITUP on February 05, 2016, 06:10:04 PM
Hey Doc, I need a prescription.

Tell me the symptoms buddy, I gotcha covered
I was watching anime when I suddenly got cancer.

 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
I need you to rate my movie selections.

It's killing me.

 
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
Quote from: gooots of the yukon on February 05, 2016, 06:34:47 PM
my girl wants me to whip but i'd rather naenae
Do the stanky leg.

 
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Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 05, 2016, 07:10:03 PM
I need you to rate my movie selections.

It's killing me.

re-post them here and I'll give you my rating, must have missed it

 
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She likes it when I lick her ass. She also swallows.

 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Quote from: OnionBeetle on February 05, 2016, 07:22:20 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 05, 2016, 07:10:03 PM
I need you to rate my movie selections.

It's killing me.

re-post them here and I'll give you my rating, must have missed it

Goddamn it

 
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No particular order

Se7en
Princess Mononoke
FotR
No Country for Old Men
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Honorable Mentions

Battle Royal
The Labyrinth
The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
Fargo
Pulp Fiction
Inglorious Basterds
Shutter Island
Inception

 
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Are you affiliated with WebMD?

 
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Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 05, 2016, 07:40:04 PM
No particular order

Se7en
Princess Mononoke
FotR
No Country for Old Men
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Honorable Mentions

Battle Royal
The Labyrinth
The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
Fargo
Pulp Fiction
Inglorious Basterds
Shutter Island
Inception

Ok, let's see here.

First off replace se7ev with Fargo, that's a no-brainer.
Princess Monoke? Come on man, That's not even in his top 3 best films.
Fotr. Good choice, I really have no complaints about this.
NCFOM. Once again, it's a safe pick, not razzle-dazzle amazing nor is it crap.
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Haven't seen this so I can't comment on it.

Unfortunately most of your honourable mentions list bar Fargo and POSSIBLY Pulp Fiction can be considered trash.

Look, I'm not going to bullshit you, it's not a bad list by any standards but you're a long way away from patrician.

 
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Quote from: Jocephalopod on February 05, 2016, 07:46:24 PM
Are you affiliated with WebMD?

Did he tell you that you have cancer?

 
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Quote from: Jocephalopod on February 05, 2016, 07:46:24 PM
Are you affiliated with WebMD?

I feel like you're setting me up for a one two combo so I'm just going to be a wet-squid and say no.

 
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Quote from: OnionBeetle on February 05, 2016, 07:46:40 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 05, 2016, 07:40:04 PM
No particular order

Se7en
Princess Mononoke
FotR
No Country for Old Men
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Honorable Mentions

Battle Royal
The Labyrinth
The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
Fargo
Pulp Fiction
Inglorious Basterds
Shutter Island
Inception

Ok, let's see here.

First off replace se7ev with Fargo, that's a no-brainer.
Princess Monoke? Come on man, That's not even in his top 3 best films.
Fotr. Good choice, I really have no complaints about this.
NCFOM. Once again, it's a safe pick, not razzle-dazzle amazing nor is it crap.
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Haven't seen this so I can't comment on it.

Unfortunately most of your honourable mentions list bar Fargo and POSSIBLY Pulp Fiction can be considered trash.

Look, I'm not going to bullshit you, it's not a bad list by any standards but you're a long way away from patrician.

I feel like you're bullshitting me.

 
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I hate you, I really, really do
Go watch the ENTIRETY of Empire by Andy Warhol, then I'll bump you up to a patrician.

 
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She's my girlfriend

 
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There isn't anyone now, after I messed up with her.