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Mmmmm Napalm | Legendary Invincible!
 
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Today I realized something.

If I'm to pursue teaching high school as a career, then I'm going to need a beard. If I start after four years of college then I'll only be 23, and thus won't look very old, which means that kids won't see me as an authority figure and thus won't respect me. A beard has the potential to change that; a sufficiently handsome, rugged one can age a man ten years.

There's just the issue of whether or not I can grow a beard that doesn't suck. I don't want some shitty goatee or pencil strap. I want a real beard, like Commander Riker's beard.

Discuss facial hair and what styles suck and don't suck.
Last Edit: January 31, 2016, 06:20:55 PM by Mmmmm Napalm


 
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If I'm to pursue teaching high school as a career

Unrealize this


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If I'm to pursue teaching high school as a career

Unrealize this
I thought about getting a bachelor's degree, and then teaching high school in order to finance further education and one day become a professor.


 
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Yeah, this is why I will never grow one. I want to keep my youthful vigor, not lose it.

a sufficiently handsome, rugged one can age a man ten years.


 
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I've been growing facial hair since I was 14. Right now I have a goatee that's pretty thick. I've been growing it for a few months now.


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If I start after four years of college then I'll only be 23, and thus won't look very old, which means that kids won't see me as an authority figure and thus won't respect me.

I actually had a teacher that had done more or less the same as you, didn't have a beard, his dad taught at the same school, and the class respected him.


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Went to a summer program when I was 18, was the youngest there, but everyone thought I was well in my twenties.
Started growing a beard for the first time since that summer, and I stopped getting carded at bars. 

It works pretty well at making you look older, as long as you can grow something without it being patchy, and you keep it neat, so you don't look like a fedorabro.


 
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Beards are cool


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If only I could grow a beard, it would be so obnoxious.


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I have some really bitching facial hair. I'll trim up and do a shitty cosplay of bigby after a few more months of bodybuilding


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I'm 23 and I could barely grow a beard. I just shave. The ladies like me shaved.


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I have some really bitching facial hair. I'll trim up and do a shitty cosplay of bigby after a few more months of bodybuilding
tfw you'll never be this good


Everyone in that game was so fucking beautiful. Even toad...


 
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I shave because I'm blonde tbh.

It's a pain in the ass to have a blond scruff.

Can't grow a full blown beard :/


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I have some really bitching facial hair. I'll trim up and do a shitty cosplay of bigby after a few more months of bodybuilding
tfw you'll never be this good


Everyone in that game was so fucking beautiful. Even toad...

Soundtrack was pretty good, too.