bb gun vs cats?

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alright, so this is the third fucking time this month my cat has come home with an open wound. it's nothing he needs to see a vet for, just a cut on his head, but it's pissing me off.

the fucking feral cats in my neighborhood are a menace and need to go.

I don't have like a bow or a gun, but I do have an old Red Ryder bb gun in my closet, and I'm sure I have the bbs somewhere, or I can buy them for cheap.

could I use this to remove cat?

 
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Dogs > All Guns and Cats

 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Incredibly inhumane and non-lethal.

 
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You could probably use a sling shot if you have one. 

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 20, 2014, 08:38:33 PM
Incredibly inhumane and non-lethal.
anything I can get on the cheap that is lethal and/or humane?

I have two cats so poison is a no-go.

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on November 20, 2014, 08:43:15 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 20, 2014, 08:38:33 PM
Incredibly inhumane and non-lethal.
anything I can get on the cheap that is lethal and/or humane?

I have two cats so poison is a no-go.
Do you have any sharp housekeeping/landscaping instruments?

 
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My stupidity is self evident.
Go to the local pound and see if they'll lend you some traps.

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Growing up we had wild cats living under our shed.
Then we bought a Great Dane and they disappeared...

You should buy a Great Dane.

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 20, 2014, 08:44:05 PM
Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on November 20, 2014, 08:43:15 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 20, 2014, 08:38:33 PM
Incredibly inhumane and non-lethal.
anything I can get on the cheap that is lethal and/or humane?

I have two cats so poison is a no-go.
Do you have any sharp housekeeping/landscaping instruments?
I am not going to chase these fuckers through the woods

 
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here is your weapon

 
 
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if you really want to see results just use harmless sedative feeders, click on the pic for a detailed analysis of how to deal with the vermin


 
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just tell them you have some quality, imported catnip in your shed

when they're all in, lock the door and start pumping it with a lethal gas of your choice, although carbon monoxide or dimethylphosphoramidocyanidate are recommended

the usage of a low pressure pump (~45-90 psi), though optional, is also recommended, as it allows for a slower death as gas enters the room at a slower rate


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Quote from: ねこ on November 20, 2014, 09:08:10 PM
Quote from: CyberGama on November 20, 2014, 08:38:05 PM
Dogs > All Guns and Cats


Master Chief more like MIA
>Dogs can chase cats

>Master Chief is a dog

>The Covenant are cats

Master Dog > Cats

 
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Quote from: Keyu on November 20, 2014, 08:48:29 PM
Growing up we had wild cats living under our shed.
Then we bought a Great Dane and they disappeared...

You should buy a Great Dane.
Buy a Great Dane lol

 
 
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>Lay out food
>Wait for feral cat
>Make it trust you
>Kick it hard

Or catch it and find a way to deposit somewhere far far away.

 
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Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on November 20, 2014, 08:36:07 PM
alright, so this is the third fucking time this month my cat has come home with an open wound. it's nothing he needs to see a vet for, just a cut on his head, but it's pissing me off.

the fucking feral cats in my neighborhood are a menace and need to go.

I don't have like a bow or a gun, but I do have an old Red Ryder bb gun in my closet, and I'm sure I have the bbs somewhere, or I can buy them for cheap.

could I use this to remove cat?
If that works, make sure to tell me. I got a few cats I need to take care of.

 
 
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