Spoiler Batman vs Superman was fucking horrific.

 
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Oy vey it's a spoiler shoah in here
I swear superman had three fucking funerals in the last ten minutes.
Let's put it this way. I was super high when I saw it. Usually when I'm high at the cinema, even if the movie is fairly bad, I'll still enjoy simply being there to take it in on the big screen. Remember that forgettable Tom Cruise movie, Oblivion? I enjoyed watching that. Which makes it better than Superman vs Batman. As soon as it opened with an absolutely godawful rendition of the Batman origin myth I knew the whole thing would be shit. It honestly gave me a headache to finish watching this movie. There are too many faults to list.

And you know what? It shattered the 'super-hero-movie-high' I didn't even realise I had going. Ever since TDK, TDKR and Guardians of the Galaxy I've more-or-less unconsciously been so much more engaged by super hero movies. It makes me feel nauseous to think that I could have had anything in common with someone who would get excited looking at those super hero movie release-date-by-year calender's. The malignant culture of entertainment.

In the end it's Batman vs Superman vs Real Life, and reality wins.
Last Edit: March 25, 2016, 04:39:15 PM by Mr. Psychologist


 
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Yeah. That 2 and a half minute opening montage of the Batman origin story that happens to be one of the coolest shot scenes in the movie must have been so hard to sit through.

Also, put a spoiler tag.


 
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Yeah. That 2 and a half minute opening montage of the Batman origin story that happens to be one of the coolest shot scenes in the movie must have been so hard to sit through.

Also, put a spoiler tag.
the title is basically a spoiler alert


 
 
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Where exactly are the spoilers here?

It's elegiac's opinion on a bad film.


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Who paid you to look at this?
You'd think superman would punch batman once and the movie would be over


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Don't worry, Batman v Superman 3 comes out at the end of the year. It might be better.


 
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Where exactly are the spoilers here?

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I swear superman had three fucking funerals in the last ten minutes.

Literally first sentence.
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Where exactly are the spoilers here?

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I swear superman had three fucking funerals in the last ten minutes.

Literally first sentence.
That's a figure of speech, you can't literally have three consecutive funerals in 10 minutes.


 
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Where exactly are the spoilers here?

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I swear superman had three fucking funerals in the last ten minutes.

Literally first sentence.
That's a figure of speech, you can't literally have three consecutive funerals in 10 minutes.

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He had 2 funerals in the last 10 minutes. One for Clark and one for Superman.


 
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It's a spoiler, how is this even a conversation?


 
 
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Where exactly are the spoilers here?

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I swear superman had three fucking funerals in the last ten minutes.

Literally first sentence.
That's a figure of speech, you can't literally have three consecutive funerals in 10 minutes.

Spoiler
He had 2 funerals in the last 10 minutes. One for Clark and one for Superman.
lmao

what a shit film

alright fine i'll stick a tag on it


 
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the title is basically a spoiler alert

Stupid argument. If it's there, use it.

I'd hate to have an anticipated movie, no matter how shit, be ruined by the ramblings of druggie who couldn't be assed.


 
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the title is basically a spoiler alert

Stupid argument. If it's there, use it.

I'd hate to have an anticipated movie, no matter how shit, be ruined by the ramblings of druggie who couldn't be assed.
Shut the FUCK up

Maybe if everyone on here were as fucking slow as you, then yeah, we would have to use the spoiler tag.

cunt


 
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Shut the FUCK up

Maybe if everyone on here were as fucking slow as you, then yeah, we would have to use the spoiler tag.

cunt

Yeah! Fuck common decency.


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You'd think superman would punch batman once and the movie would be over
if you're retarded


 
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You'd think superman would punch batman once and the movie would be over
if you're retarded

To be fair that's how it would probably go down if jerking off Batfags didn't affect the sales of tickets as much as they do.


 
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Shut the FUCK up

Maybe if everyone on here were as fucking slow as you, then yeah, we would have to use the spoiler tag.

cunt

Yeah! Fuck common decency.
the title is basically a spoiler alert

Stupid argument. If it's there, use it.

I'd hate to have an anticipated movie, no matter how shit, be ruined by the ramblings of druggie who couldn't be assed.
nigger


 
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I don't see your point. This man routinely sees movies high.


 
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I don't see your point. This man routinely sees movies high.
fucking dc shills


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You'd think superman would punch batman once and the movie would be over
if you're retarded

To be fair that's how it would probably go down if jerking off Batfags didn't affect the sales of tickets as much as they do.
no, thats only how it would go down if the batman in question is a complete idiot. the whole reason batman is such a good hero is that he's smart as shit and plans for everything. its common in the comics & movies for batman to have contingency plans to take out every justice league hero, including & especially superman. people who look at batman v superman as an idea and say "wow, thats dumb, of course superman wins" clearly dont understand batman or precedent for conflicts like this in other media.


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the title is basically a spoiler alert

Stupid argument. If it's there, use it.

I'd hate to have an anticipated movie, no matter how shit, be ruined by the ramblings of druggie who couldn't be assed.
How's that a stupid argument? Anybody who takes the time to read the title is going to know the thread is either going to be a review or be talking about the movie. Why do you need a spoiler tag to know the thread is going to be about the movie when the title is implying it?


 
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I don't see your point. This man routinely sees movies high.
fucking dc shills

I'm not even going to deny that I am. But I still don't see your point.

I didn't like the film; I don't have any objections to his opinions (save the one I did contest). I just didn't want him to accidentally spoil the movie for someone, and I think the fact that he watched the movie high is fucking stupid.


 
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How's that a stupid argument? Anybody who takes the time to read the title is going to know the thread is either going to be a review or be talking about the movie. Why do you need a spoiler tag to know the thread is going to be about the movie when the title is implying it?

Because we can discuss the quality of the movie without using spoilers? There are spoiler discussions and spoiler-free discussion -- my AMA on Tuesday was the latter.

If there was a spoiler tag, then someone knows that there are spoilers in the thread. If I'm looking for a discussion on the film's quality before I go see it, for whatever reason, the lack of spoiler tag should imply that it's a safe zone to do so.

Ultimately, it's a matter of common courtesy. How hard is it to spoiler your posts or use the tag? Seriously, it's mind-boggling to me that this is even a conversation.


 
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clearly dont understand batman or precedent for conflicts like this in other media.

It is a dumb idea because there isn't a single scenario where Batman could feasibly beat Superman in a fair fight. There aren't many, or any canon (iirc) fights where Batman actually defeats Superman.



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clearly dont understand batman or precedent for conflicts like this in other media.

It is a dumb idea because there isn't a single scenario where Batman could feasibly beat Superman in a fair fight. There aren't many, or any canon (iirc) fights where Batman actually defeats Superman.

Pretty much any of those fights also include the caveat that Superman holds back to prevent killing him, and some iterations have begun scaling back Superman's powers.


 
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clearly dont understand batman or precedent for conflicts like this in other media.

It is a dumb idea because there isn't a single scenario where Batman could feasibly beat Superman in a fair fight. There aren't many, or any canon (iirc) fights where Batman actually defeats Superman.

Pretty much any of those fights also include the caveat that Superman holds back to prevent killing him, and some iterations have begun scaling back Superman's powers.

Exactly. So this idea that the common man thinking the idea is stupid is not entirely baseless. It is stupid.


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Exactly. So this idea that the common man thinking the idea is stupid is not entirely baseless. It is stupid.

Yeah, I tend to agree, and IMO it devalues Batman as an interesting hero for having no powers by making him basically unbeatable.


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clearly dont understand batman or precedent for conflicts like this in other media.

It is a dumb idea because there isn't a single scenario where Batman could feasibly beat Superman in a fair fight. There aren't many, or any canon (iirc) fights where Batman actually defeats Superman.
your narrow definition of "fair fight" unnecessarily excludes a lot of otherwise thematically sound plans that various batmen have developed to deal with superman. also, just one example, he defeats superman in the dark knight returns, and makes it very clear that he actively chose to spare superman's life.

btw there is no single canon for batman or superman properties so please stop talking out of your ass, k?