Batman V Superman isn't getting great reviews

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37% on Rotten Tomatoes

'The most incoherent action movie in years'-  The Telegraph


Is anyone surprised


 
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Nope.


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It's a children's flick, it shouldn't even qualify to be reviewed. Only movies and films should be reviewed.



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What a surprise

Man of Steel didn't clue anyone in?


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From the moment I saw Doomsday as a villain, I was expecting this. It looks like they're pulling a Halo 5 with it, by making the fight between Bats and Superman a small part of the film before an even bigger bad comes and they have to team up and be best buds to take him town.

Still gonna see it though. I'm not the one who's paying. I can safely say I'm looking forward to CA3 more though.


 
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aw :(

I'm still going to smoke a huge joint and go see it tomorrow


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I think DC and WB needs to just pack it in at this point. They clearly have no clue how establish a variety of different characters in a shared cinematic universe. Seems like their only concern is to play desperate catch up with Marvel by flinging whatever characters they can at the screen without giving them a second thought if it means getting a JL movie processed quicker.
Last Edit: March 23, 2016, 09:27:59 AM by Mordo


 
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From the moment I saw Doomsday as a villain, I was expecting this. It looks like they're pulling a Halo 5 with it, by making the fight between Bats and Superman a small part of the film before an even bigger bad comes and they have to team up and be best buds to take him town.

Not really. They're about equal.


 
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It's not that bad. It's not great, but it's not that bad.

Stronger narrative than MoS
Afleck and Cavill are fantastic
Art direction is perfect


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it's like skyrim with guns. ~ ign

Like Marvel with edgy.


 
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I will say there are a few "Batman and Robin" level moments in the film. Not as bad, but they definitely make you question what the director was thinking.


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From the moment I saw Doomsday as a villain, I was expecting this. It looks like they're pulling a Halo 5 with it, by making the fight between Bats and Superman a small part of the film before an even bigger bad comes and they have to team up and be best buds to take him town.

Not really. They're about equal.

Really? That's good news. Still, I wish they had the majority about BvS.

Doesn't release until Friday here, though.


 
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I might not be as objective as I'd like to think, though. The fact that Cavill and Afleck are the perfect representations of their characters visually is enough to make me giddy.


 
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Really? That's good news. Still, I wish they had the majority about BvS.

Doesn't release until Friday here, though.

Even as a Superman fanboy who hates TDKR, I thought the Batman V Superman fight was absolutely perfect.


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Really? That's good news. Still, I wish they had the majority about BvS.

Doesn't release until Friday here, though.

Even as a Superman fanboy who hates TDKR, I thought the Batman V Superman fight was absolutely perfect.

Would you say this batman is better than TDK batman, then?


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I think DC and WB needs to just pack it in at this point. They clearly have no clue how establish a variety of different characters in a shared cinematic universe. Seems like they're only concern is to play desperate catch up with Marvel by flinging whatever characters they can at the screen without giving them a second thought if it means getting a JL movie processed quicker.

This. I think one of their biggest mistakes in establishing their universe was to separate TV from film...they've spent years establishing dozens of characters including several Justice League members (Flash, Arrow, Atom, sidekicks, etc), but none of that will be used in the films because Zach Snyder likes gritty emo shit.


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I can't wait for Angry Jose to pop a blood vessel over his precious Superman being sidelined lmao.
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I think DC and WB needs to just pack it in at this point. They clearly have no clue how establish a variety of different characters in a shared cinematic universe. Seems like they're only concern is to play desperate catch up with Marvel by flinging whatever characters they can at the screen without giving them a second thought if it means getting a JL movie processed quicker.

This. I think one of their biggest mistakes in establishing their universe was to separate TV from film...they've spent years establishing dozens of characters including several Justice League members (Flash, Arrow, Atom, sidekicks, etc), but none of that will be used in the films because Zach Snyder likes gritty emo shit.

Legends of Tomorrow was pretty shit though

Flash and Arrow are good


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Really? That's good news. Still, I wish they had the majority about BvS.

Doesn't release until Friday here, though.

Even as a Superman fanboy who hates TDKR, I thought the Batman V Superman fight was absolutely perfect.
But who won?


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Dank memes coming through.
So, can we finally stop with the superhero movie craze?


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So, can we finally stop with the superhero movie craze?
nope


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Dank memes coming through.
So, can we finally stop with the superhero movie craze?
nope

Jesus fucking christ.


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Oh well.  Superman's the lamest big superhero anyways.


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It's not that bad. It's not great, but it's not that bad.

Stronger narrative than MoS
Afleck and Cavill are fantastic
Art direction is perfect

Would you say it's about on par with avengers


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Not that it matters though. It's still going to make a ton of money and the DCU will chug along as planned.


 
 
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The premise of Superman and Batman fighting is just doomed to fail anyway. You can't make that sound not like bullshit.

It's a kiddie fantasy brought to life, and it just doesn't work.
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Can't wait to see DC's autistic fanbase sperging out over every criticism for the next month.