banter thread

make it cheeky

You're tacky and I hate you

You're tacky and I hate you

not as tacky as that boring ass whore azula
#banter

yolk those nuts our leader ⛳

i dont understand this word

i dont understand this word

You don't understand a lot of words.

You're tacky and I hate you

not as tacky as that boring ass whore azula
#banter

I like the delivery

I felt your anger

You're tacky and I hate you

not as tacky as that boring ass whore azula
#banter

I like the delivery

I felt your anger

#banter

i dont understand this word

You don't understand a lot of words.

im not a fucking english major so fuck your words

TOP BANTER LADS LMAO

what the fuck does the 100 mean?

what the fuck does the 100 mean?

keep it one hunnid

what the fuck does the 100 mean?

god tier show

Can we talk about how Class now has the best site avatar?

what the fuck does the 100 mean?

god tier show

genuine top lad 👌

Fk u m8

My grandma gives out stronger banter than that rocket.

absolute madman

"Jaws: The Great White" the poster said.  There were no pictures on it -- just a name to a nearby buffet.. 
"What a weird place to feature a showing of jaws I thought to myself."  I looked around that back at the paper.  "7:30 huh?" I mumbled to no one in particular.  I ain't got plans, I might as well check it out.  I looked at my watch, it was a quarter past 7.  I guess I better hurry if I wanna make it.  I headed towards the buffet.

Some time later

There's the buffet.  The SHING PING CHOW BONG CHINESE BUFFET sign was glowing above the entrance.  I opened the door to see the place was packed.  Looking in, there was a narrow corridor leading to a counter that "L"ed off to the dining area.  People were cheering, but there was no way I could see anything.  One of the chinese workers was making their way through the mob and was kinda close, I figured I'd ask him some questions. 
"Ay yo Ching Chang!" I hollered out.  I seen his ears move like a dog's picking up on a sound. 
"Herro there."  he said upon turning to me.
"I got a question kimosabi, why is a chinese buffet premiering a shark movie?"
"Shark?" he said back, most likely not able to hear me over the chanting.  "We do not serve sushi sir."
I reached into my pocket and pulled out the crumpled up poster I just so happened to snag.  I handed it to to him; he read it.
"Oh you mean the Great White man" he said with squinty gook smile on his face. 
"Great White man?" I shot back.
"Yes, other white men watched him devour everything in his path, so they began carring him Jaws."

Just then there was a loud crash next to me as a man in a chair broke through the wall, hitting the poor chinese worker so hard they were both insta-gibbed. 
"MURRIKA!" shouted one of the on lookers raising his beer to the air.
I looked over at the source of the flying man, just beginning to realize how big the hole in the wall was.
My eyes peeked over the threshold, disturbed by what I saw.  There was a massively dense man in a ring of tables.  Upon further inspection I noticed they were reinforced to the floor.  As I scanned raising my head I was hit with the sudden realization that there were people in chairs actually orbiting the fat ass.  Then it hit me.  It's Kinder.

My grandma gives out stronger banter than that rocket.

You give your grandma too much credit just because she's old.