How I feel when I'm in stuck in traffic and running late

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Country driving is superior.

No traffic lights.

No traffic jams.

No ugly as sin modified cool kid vehicles.

And no road rage.


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The worst thing is when people go under the speed limit on a highway when there's no jam.


 
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You know when you are late and you are trying to maximize your speed according to the speed limit, and then there's jerk that's driving 10 or 20 km/h under the speed limit slowing down the whole road or lane?


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You know when you are late and you are trying to maximize your speed according to the speed limit, and then there's jerk that's driving 10 or 20 km/h under the speed limit slowing down the whole road or lane?

It's like we're the same person holy shit


 
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>tfw you need to get to the train station ASAP but the traffic lights do their longest possible light rotation and there's no light-free way
>tfw the trains normally run up to 30 minutes late but for this specific instance it leaves bang on-time


 
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If it's not GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TRUCKERS SITTING IN THE LEFT LANE FUCKING UP THE FLOW OF TRAFFIC it's hitting three red lights in a row and waiting for a turning arrow to turn your not-even-a-mile  stretch of road into a five minute journey...

My commuting time to work varies between 15 and 30 minutes because of this.


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For a second I read that as: How I feel when I run out into traffic late.

"Huh I never thought Rocket would be a streaker."


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If it's not GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TRUCKERS SITTING IN THE LEFT LANE FUCKING UP THE FLOW OF TRAFFIC it's hitting three red lights in a row and waiting for a turning arrow to turn your not-even-a-mile  stretch of road into a five minute journey...

My commuting time to work varies between 15 and 30 minutes because of this.
I love on the edge of town but tend to work on the beach. So a 45 minute drive can become and hour and 15 minutes


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For a second I read that as: How I feel when I run out into traffic late.

"Huh I never thought Rocket would be a streaker."
Only on wednesdays


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My face when I drive exactly at the speed limit in the fast lane and the other lane is full of trucks going 5 mph below.


 
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My face when I drive exactly at the speed limit in the fast lane and the other lane is full of trucks going 5 mph below.
I hope a truck tire explodes when you're next to it and kills you.


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My stupidity is self evident.
Leave early enough to arrive at your destination on time given reasonable expectations.

Easy peasy.


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My face when I drive exactly at the speed limit in the fast lane and the other lane is full of trucks going 5 mph below.
I hope a truck tire explodes when you're next to it and kills you.

Are you that guy in the comically oversized pickup truck that tailgates me when I do this? It's surprising how many of you there are. Also, don't bother. I actually slow down more when people try that shit.


 
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My face when I drive exactly at the speed limit in the fast lane and the other lane is full of trucks going 5 mph below.
I hope a truck tire explodes when you're next to it and kills you.

Are you that guy in the comically oversized pickup truck that tailgates me when I do this? It's surprising how many of you there are. Also, don't bother. I actually slow down more when people try that shit.
No. I'm the guy with the late 70's sedan with bad brakes who still gets so close to you that you can't see my headlights.
Sometimes I'm that guy on a motorcycle who passes you left on the shoulder and takes out your mirror with a 1/2inch ratchet... or maybe my boot. Depends on my mood that day.


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My face when I drive exactly at the speed limit in the fast lane and the other lane is full of trucks going 5 mph below.
I hope a truck tire explodes when you're next to it and kills you.

Are you that guy in the comically oversized pickup truck that tailgates me when I do this? It's surprising how many of you there are. Also, don't bother. I actually slow down more when people try that shit.
No. I'm the guy with the late 70's sedan with bad brakes who still gets so close to you that you can't see my headlights.
Sometimes I'm that guy on a motorcycle who passes you left on the shoulder and takes out your mirror with a 1/2inch ratchet... or maybe my boot. Depends on my mood that day.
le internet tough guy


 
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My face when I drive exactly at the speed limit in the fast lane and the other lane is full of trucks going 5 mph below.
I hope a truck tire explodes when you're next to it and kills you.

Are you that guy in the comically oversized pickup truck that tailgates me when I do this? It's surprising how many of you there are. Also, don't bother. I actually slow down more when people try that shit.
No. I'm the guy with the late 70's sedan with bad brakes who still gets so close to you that you can't see my headlights.
Sometimes I'm that guy on a motorcycle who passes you left on the shoulder and takes out your mirror with a 1/2inch ratchet... or maybe my boot. Depends on my mood that day.
le internet tough guy
Ain't sayin nothing but the truth, guy.