Story of my first fight

I was in 2nd grade at the time. We were going to the school forest for some bullshit field trip. (The forest is the school's backyard) While we were doing some gay Jew thing, I found a Robin's nest that was about to fall out of a tree. It had one Robin egg inside of it so I took it back to the school and was "excused" from the remainder of class to take care of the egg. (with the help of some adult fgt)

When class ended this down-syndrome infested, Dick twirling, shit dumpster of a child "Jordan" knocked my egg off the table. I watched as my bird fell to it's death. Then the fight happened.

The best thing about that was he got some kind of disfunction and now can never stop blinking.

I hate slow people.

Hurray for permanent damage!

Spoiler

jk that's terrible you meanie

True or not?

Hurray for permanent damage!

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jk that's terrible you meanie

Its not like I beat up some handicapped kid who didn't know what he was doing.

I BEAT UP THE NIGGA THAT KILLED MY BIRD.

True or not?

True.

True or not?

True.

Well then it is understandable. I would have done the same.

True or not?

True.

Well then it is understandable. I would have done the same.

I think I could have been a bit more calm about it though. I don't think I had to give him brain damage via a steel pole.

Did he knock it off intentionally?

Did he knock it off intentionally?

Yes. He said Tommy Dickhead the Third "dared him to hit it". I never understood the hatred they had towards me.

Good.

Bastard killed my fukin bird

Not mine, but this sums up my reaction.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PclZF1AXFT