Ayyy Lmao

Sandtrap · April 30, 2015, 02:07:38 PM

I just discovered a dark patch under my vehicle. Upon inspection I've discovered that somewhere as of yet undisclosed, there is a leak regarding my power steering fluid.

I called it. Knew something was off with my ride.

Sometime soon I shall commence disection of sections to the engine to find and replace the broken parts.

It's like being a surgeon except with metal. Okay flood. Let's gamble.

How much do you bet it's going to cost me in total? Place your bets.

Jim · April 30, 2015, 02:08:58 PM

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The Lord Ruler · April 30, 2015, 02:09:31 PM

tree fiddy

Nexus · April 30, 2015, 02:10:48 PM

How many blow jobs are you willing to give?

Dan · April 30, 2015, 02:11:32 PM

I can fix it for free. Just mail your car to my address. I got you covered bro.

Sandtrap · April 30, 2015, 02:13:51 PM

Quote from: Nexus on April 30, 2015, 02:10:48 PM

How many blow jobs are you willing to give?

If I had a hair drier I'd give blow jobs all day. Sadly, I don't. I'm heartbroken.

Girl of Mystery · April 30, 2015, 02:14:33 PM

Sandtrap · April 30, 2015, 02:15:05 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 30, 2015, 02:09:31 PM

tree fiddy

350 dollars.

That's not too bad. If you're right, I'll make you something nice.

Nexus · April 30, 2015, 02:15:47 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on April 30, 2015, 02:13:51 PM

Quote from: Nexus on April 30, 2015, 02:10:48 PM
How many blow jobs are you willing to give?

If I had a hair drier I'd give blow jobs all day. Sadly, I don't. I'm heartbroken.

Since when do you need a hair dryer to suck dick?

Sandtrap · April 30, 2015, 02:17:54 PM

Quote from: Nexus on April 30, 2015, 02:15:47 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on April 30, 2015, 02:13:51 PM
Quote from: Nexus on April 30, 2015, 02:10:48 PM
How many blow jobs are you willing to give?

If I had a hair drier I'd give blow jobs all day. Sadly, I don't. I'm heartbroken.
Since when do you need a hair dryer to suck dick?

Fuck if I know. I thought we were talking about blow jobs here, not sucking dick.

I'll get the vaccum cleaner for that.

Nexus · April 30, 2015, 02:19:07 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on April 30, 2015, 02:17:54 PM

Quote from: Nexus on April 30, 2015, 02:15:47 PM
Quote from: Sandtrap on April 30, 2015, 02:13:51 PM
Quote from: Nexus on April 30, 2015, 02:10:48 PM
How many blow jobs are you willing to give?

If I had a hair drier I'd give blow jobs all day. Sadly, I don't. I'm heartbroken.
Since when do you need a hair dryer to suck dick?

Fuck if I know. I thought we were talking about blow jobs here, not sucking dick.

I'll get the vaccum cleaner for that.

No. Suck dick or die.

April 30, 2015, 02:20:35 PM

Super Irish · April 30, 2015, 02:20:40 PM

Free, if DIY.

Sandtrap · April 30, 2015, 02:21:18 PM

Quote from: SuperIrish on April 30, 2015, 02:20:40 PM

Free, if DIY.

Parts aren't free.

Sandtrap · April 30, 2015, 02:22:08 PM

Quote from: Nexus on April 30, 2015, 02:19:07 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on April 30, 2015, 02:17:54 PM
Quote from: Nexus on April 30, 2015, 02:15:47 PM
Quote from: Sandtrap on April 30, 2015, 02:13:51 PM
Quote from: Nexus on April 30, 2015, 02:10:48 PM
How many blow jobs are you willing to give?

If I had a hair drier I'd give blow jobs all day. Sadly, I don't. I'm heartbroken.
Since when do you need a hair dryer to suck dick?

Fuck if I know. I thought we were talking about blow jobs here, not sucking dick.

I'll get the vaccum cleaner for that.
No. Suck dick or die.

Yeah, I know. Vaccuum cleaner. Prefferably a shop vac because they give good suction.

Sandtrap · April 30, 2015, 02:22:42 PM

Quote from: Vien 'Vargun on April 30, 2015, 02:20:35 PM

420

That would still be acceptable. Same rule as the other fellow. Whoever's closest will get something special.

Nexus · April 30, 2015, 02:23:55 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on April 30, 2015, 02:22:08 PM

Quote from: Nexus on April 30, 2015, 02:19:07 PM
Quote from: Sandtrap on April 30, 2015, 02:17:54 PM
Quote from: Nexus on April 30, 2015, 02:15:47 PM
Quote from: Sandtrap on April 30, 2015, 02:13:51 PM
Quote from: Nexus on April 30, 2015, 02:10:48 PM
How many blow jobs are you willing to give?

If I had a hair drier I'd give blow jobs all day. Sadly, I don't. I'm heartbroken.
Since when do you need a hair dryer to suck dick?

Fuck if I know. I thought we were talking about blow jobs here, not sucking dick.

I'll get the vaccum cleaner for that.
No. Suck dick or die.

Yeah, I know. Vaccuum cleaner. Prefferably a shop vac because they give good suction.

Try to dance around it all you want. Your mouth is going to be sucking some dick.

Sandtrap · April 30, 2015, 02:29:06 PM

Quote from: Nexus on April 30, 2015, 02:23:55 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on April 30, 2015, 02:22:08 PM
Quote from: Nexus on April 30, 2015, 02:19:07 PM
Quote from: Sandtrap on April 30, 2015, 02:17:54 PM
Quote from: Nexus on April 30, 2015, 02:15:47 PM
Quote from: Sandtrap on April 30, 2015, 02:13:51 PM
Quote from: Nexus on April 30, 2015, 02:10:48 PM
How many blow jobs are you willing to give?

If I had a hair drier I'd give blow jobs all day. Sadly, I don't. I'm heartbroken.
Since when do you need a hair dryer to suck dick?

Fuck if I know. I thought we were talking about blow jobs here, not sucking dick.

I'll get the vaccum cleaner for that.
No. Suck dick or die.

Yeah, I know. Vaccuum cleaner. Prefferably a shop vac because they give good suction.
Try to dance around it all you want. Your mouth is going to be sucking some dick.

I'm not ashamed to admit that a vaccuum cleaner would do a better job than I.

Let's go with the efficient route here.

Nexus · April 30, 2015, 02:30:38 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on April 30, 2015, 02:29:06 PM

Quote from: Nexus on April 30, 2015, 02:23:55 PM
Quote from: Sandtrap on April 30, 2015, 02:22:08 PM
Quote from: Nexus on April 30, 2015, 02:19:07 PM
Quote from: Sandtrap on April 30, 2015, 02:17:54 PM
Quote from: Nexus on April 30, 2015, 02:15:47 PM
Quote from: Sandtrap on April 30, 2015, 02:13:51 PM
Quote from: Nexus on April 30, 2015, 02:10:48 PM
How many blow jobs are you willing to give?

If I had a hair drier I'd give blow jobs all day. Sadly, I don't. I'm heartbroken.
Since when do you need a hair dryer to suck dick?

Fuck if I know. I thought we were talking about blow jobs here, not sucking dick.

I'll get the vaccum cleaner for that.
No. Suck dick or die.

Yeah, I know. Vaccuum cleaner. Prefferably a shop vac because they give good suction.
Try to dance around it all you want. Your mouth is going to be sucking some dick.

I'm not ashamed to admit that a vaccuum cleaner would do a better job than I.

Let's go with the efficient route here.

No.

Naru · April 30, 2015, 02:32:57 PM

Power steering fluid? Nigga there's a fluid for everything I swear.

Nexus · April 30, 2015, 02:34:22 PM

Quote from: AstroNaru on April 30, 2015, 02:32:57 PM

Power steering fluid? Nigga there's a fluid for everything I swear.

I got some fluid for you.

Super Irish · April 30, 2015, 02:34:34 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on April 30, 2015, 02:21:18 PM

Quote from: SuperIrish on April 30, 2015, 02:20:40 PM
Free, if DIY.

Parts aren't free.

Do you already own ducktape?

Ok, seriously now I'm guessing maybe $100-120 for parts, labour and replenishing the fluid.

Jester · May 01, 2015, 11:00:17 AM

420.69

Comet · May 01, 2015, 11:15:56 AM

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · May 01, 2015, 11:17:48 AM

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More Than Mortal · May 01, 2015, 11:22:30 AM

380 CAD.

Ktan Dantaktee · May 01, 2015, 12:51:59 PM

21 Strange Coins.