Attention superhero movie fans

Jim · May 15, 2015, 01:41:42 PM

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Verbatim · May 15, 2015, 01:44:01 PM

Quote from: Judge Jim on May 15, 2015, 01:41:21 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 15, 2015, 01:32:57 PM
i don't even really think spider-man is really strong enough to be in the avengers anyway
lol

how is he

the strongest he's ever been shown to be was in spider-man 2, where he (barely) stops a train in its tracks with his web

Verbatim · May 15, 2015, 01:46:37 PM

i know that's not technically canon but whatever

Azumarill · May 15, 2015, 02:03:27 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 15, 2015, 01:44:01 PM

Quote from: Judge Jim on May 15, 2015, 01:41:21 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on May 15, 2015, 01:32:57 PM
i don't even really think spider-man is really strong enough to be in the avengers anyway
lol
how is he

the strongest he's ever been shown to be was in spider-man 2, where he (barely) stops a train in its tracks with his web

hes a fuck of a lot stronger than hawkeye and black widow... though i wouldnt say either of them belong in the avengers either.

Jim · May 15, 2015, 02:05:37 PM

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nͫiͤcͫeͤ · May 15, 2015, 02:06:29 PM

Hollywood holy shit fucking stop

Verbatim · May 15, 2015, 02:07:08 PM

he doesn't have any powers in the comics, though, except witty one-liners

Doctor Doom · May 15, 2015, 02:07:56 PM

Doctor Strange! Shafuckingzam!

gats · May 15, 2015, 02:08:36 PM

i will probably pirate all of them

Jim · May 15, 2015, 02:09:00 PM

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Jim · May 15, 2015, 02:09:26 PM

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Doctor Doom · May 15, 2015, 02:13:49 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 15, 2015, 02:07:08 PM

he doesn't have any powers in the comics

say what now

Verbatim · May 15, 2015, 02:14:03 PM

Quote from: Judge Jim on May 15, 2015, 02:09:00 PM

You are an idiot

and webshooters

like that's so dumb

Korra · May 15, 2015, 02:17:33 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 15, 2015, 02:07:08 PM

he doesn't have any powers in the comics, though, except witty one-liners

Actually he has.

Spidey's max is at least double of that of an average Asgardian which is 30-50 tons. Making Spider-Man as strong if not stronger when pushed than the Thing. He held the entire Daily Bugle building by himself.

He's pretty fast too, being able to run circles around Hulk, Thor, and Firelord. All who are way above his level, he still fought them though. Knocking out Hulk once, being able to get away from Thor's reach and beating out the snot of Firelord, a herald.

Compared to Captain America, Spider-man is way too strong. The only thing that Cap has over him is skill.

g💚jira · May 15, 2015, 02:21:21 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 15, 2015, 01:44:01 PM

Quote from: Judge Jim on May 15, 2015, 01:41:21 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on May 15, 2015, 01:32:57 PM
i don't even really think spider-man is really strong enough to be in the avengers anyway
lol
how is he

the strongest he's ever been shown to be was in spider-man 2, where he (barely) stops a train in its tracks with his web

Spoiler

Verbatim · May 15, 2015, 02:23:15 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on May 15, 2015, 02:17:33 PM

Actually he has.

Spidey's max is at least double of that of an average Asgardian which is 30-50 tons. Making Spider-Man as strong if not stronger when pushed than the Thing. He held the entire Daily Bugle building by himself.

He's pretty fast too, being able to run circles around Hulk, Thor, and Firelord. All who are way above his level, he still fought them though. Knocking out Hulk once, being able to get away from Thor's reach and beating out the snot of Firelord, a herald.

Compared to Captain America, Spider-man is way too strong. The only thing that Cap has over him is skill.

fair enough

Doctor Doom · May 15, 2015, 02:24:28 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on May 15, 2015, 02:17:33 PM

Knocking out Hulk once...and beating out the snot of Firelord, a herald.

Which was incredibly bizarre, since in Firelord's next appearance he was tanking Death Star-esque beams and blowing up planets. Spidey's punches could shift tectonic plates at the very least, going off that particular feat. No wonder he doesn't get involved in cosmic-level stories, he'd beat everyone with his bare hands.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 15, 2015, 02:24:50 PM

A movie about Aquaman?

topkek

Korra · May 15, 2015, 02:25:36 PM

Quote from: Plotmaster on May 15, 2015, 02:24:28 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on May 15, 2015, 02:17:33 PM
Knocking out Hulk once...and beating out the snot of Firelord, a herald.

Which was incredibly bizarre, since in Firelord's next appearance he was tanking Death Star-esque beams and blowing up planets. Spidey's punches could shift tectonic plates at the very least, going off that particular feat. No wonder he doesn't get involved in cosmic-level stories, he'd beat everyone with his bare hands.

Don't mess with Spider-God.

lol

Doctor Doom · May 15, 2015, 02:26:31 PM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 15, 2015, 02:24:50 PM

A movie about Aquaman?

topkek

Aquaman is a total badass. The reason there's so few aquatic villains is because they have better odds fighting Superman.

CK97 · May 15, 2015, 03:00:43 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on May 15, 2015, 02:17:33 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 15, 2015, 02:07:08 PM
he doesn't have any powers in the comics, though, except witty one-liners
Actually he has.

Spidey's max is at least double of that of an average Asgardian which is 30-50 tons. Making Spider-Man as strong if not stronger when pushed than the Thing. He held the entire Daily Bugle building by himself.

He's pretty fast too, being able to run circles around Hulk, Thor, and Firelord. All who are way above his level, he still fought them though. Knocking out Hulk once, being able to get away from Thor's reach and beating out the snot of Firelord, a herald.

Compared to Captain America, Spider-man is way too strong. The only thing that Cap has over him is skill.

Holy shit Spiderman is my favorite superhero and I didn't know this

Verbatim · May 15, 2015, 03:06:53 PM

he was always my favorite, but after i learned that his web powers weren't actually organic as depicted in the Raimi films, i don't know

left a bad taste in my mouth

Ushan · May 15, 2015, 03:17:27 PM

Ásgeirr · May 15, 2015, 03:20:40 PM

Ha, spider-man doing all that?

Theyre trying too hard to keep him relevant, thats what it looks like to me.

Comet · May 15, 2015, 03:25:52 PM

noo pls no Flash movie. isnt the TV show bad enough?

g💚jira · May 15, 2015, 03:31:49 PM

Quote from: Comet on May 15, 2015, 03:25:52 PM

noo pls no Flash movie. isnt the TV show bad enough?

But it's good, random budget drops and Iris West aside.

Jim · May 15, 2015, 03:32:21 PM

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Korra · May 15, 2015, 03:33:18 PM

Quote from: oss on May 15, 2015, 03:20:40 PM

Ha, spider-man doing all that?

Theyre trying too hard to keep him relevant, thats what it looks like to me.

All of those feats were old.

Big Boss · May 15, 2015, 03:33:52 PM

Not sure if I'm on board with Asa Butterfield as Spider-Man. I've only seen him in the Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, what are his other films like?

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 15, 2015, 03:34:15 PM

Quote from: Plotmaster on May 15, 2015, 02:26:31 PM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 15, 2015, 02:24:50 PM
A movie about Aquaman?

topkek

Aquaman is a total badass. The reason there's so few aquatic villains is because they have better odds fighting Superman.

Look out everyone! He might talk to fish or whatever...