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I made a thread about it. I want to know.

 
 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
He fucks himself with a different dildo from his massive collection every day.

 
 
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Quote from: Nuka on September 12, 2014, 08:18:12 AM
He fucks himself with a rag on a stick.

 
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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
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Hrrrrmmmm.

Tell me, fur boy! Tell me where you've been!

 
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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
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[BLUSHING INTENSIFIES]

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
All the dildos. All the time.

 
 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 08:58:59 AM
Hrrrrmmmm.

Tell me, fur boy! Tell me where you've been!
I just imagined you as Rolf from Ed Edd & Eddy. Everything makes so much more sense now.

 
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fuck you
Dildickos

 
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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
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: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
well what do you want to know

specifically

 
 
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Quote from: Nuka on September 12, 2014, 09:00:20 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 08:58:59 AM
Hrrrrmmmm.

Tell me, fur boy! Tell me where you've been!
I just imagined you as Rolf from Ed Edd & Eddy. Everything makes so much more sense now.
God help me, I just read a wiki page about Rolf. More explanation, please.

 
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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
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this thread is now about Rolf

 
 
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Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:05:24 AM
well what do you want to know

specifically

Age

Sex tally (this year)

Relationships (This year)

 
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Almost always, with moderation
The fried chicken speaks.

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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
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Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:05:24 AM
well what do you want to know

specifically

Age

Sex tally (this year)

Relationships (This year)
19

12 (I moved recently)

3

 
 
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Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:08:53 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 09:07:58 AM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:05:24 AM
well what do you want to know

specifically

Age

Sex tally (this year)

Relationships (This year)
19

12 (I moved recently)

3
Seems alright. 3 and 12 though, hahaha. You are nineteen. Have fun, man. Try to be classy.

 
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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 09:14:11 AM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:08:53 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 09:07:58 AM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:05:24 AM
well what do you want to know

specifically

Age

Sex tally (this year)

Relationships (This year)
19

12 (I moved recently)

3
Seems alright. 3 and 12 though, hahaha. You are nineteen. Have fun, man. Try to be classy.
well I just have some people that occasionally call me up

I've been talking to this girl at my new skool tho so...

 
 
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Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:16:39 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 09:14:11 AM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:08:53 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 09:07:58 AM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:05:24 AM
well what do you want to know

specifically

Age

Sex tally (this year)

Relationships (This year)
19

12 (I moved recently)

3
Seems alright. 3 and 12 though, hahaha. You are nineteen. Have fun, man. Try to be classy.
well I just have some people that occasionally call me up

I've been talking to this girl at my new skool tho so...
I assumed that your girlfriends counted towards the tally.

 
 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:16:39 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 09:14:11 AM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:08:53 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 09:07:58 AM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:05:24 AM
well what do you want to know

specifically

Age

Sex tally (this year)

Relationships (This year)
19

12 (I moved recently)

3
Seems alright. 3 and 12 though, hahaha. You are nineteen. Have fun, man. Try to be classy.
well I just have some people that occasionally call me up

I've been talking to this girl at my new skool tho so...
Make sure to wrap it so that she doesn't get all your nasty STDs.

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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 09:19:09 AM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:16:39 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 09:14:11 AM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:08:53 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 09:07:58 AM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:05:24 AM
well what do you want to know

specifically

Age

Sex tally (this year)

Relationships (This year)
19

12 (I moved recently)

3
Seems alright. 3 and 12 though, hahaha. You are nineteen. Have fun, man. Try to be classy.
well I just have some people that occasionally call me up

I've been talking to this girl at my new skool tho so...
I assumed that your girlfriends counted towards the tally.
I've been "single" since last year, but I'm aquiring a gf

she's been awesome to me so far so I'm totally up to get serious with her, and that's what I plan to do

 
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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
Quote from: Nuka on September 12, 2014, 09:20:21 AM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:16:39 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 09:14:11 AM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:08:53 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 09:07:58 AM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:05:24 AM
well what do you want to know

specifically

Age

Sex tally (this year)

Relationships (This year)
19

12 (I moved recently)

3
Seems alright. 3 and 12 though, hahaha. You are nineteen. Have fun, man. Try to be classy.
well I just have some people that occasionally call me up

I've been talking to this girl at my new skool tho so...
Make sure to wrap it so that she doesn't get all your nasty STDs.
shit dude I've always wrapped it

that's how I don't have any Standard Tuning Divisions

 
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Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:22:24 AM
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well what do you want to know

specifically

Age

Sex tally (this year)

Relationships (This year)
19

12 (I moved recently)

3
Seems alright. 3 and 12 though, hahaha. You are nineteen. Have fun, man. Try to be classy.
well I just have some people that occasionally call me up

I've been talking to this girl at my new skool tho so...
I assumed that your girlfriends counted towards the tally.
I've been "single" since last year, but I'm aquiring a gf

she's been awesome to me so far so I'm totally up to get serious with her, and that's what I plan to do
Girlfriend is what I meant by relationship.

Do we have pics of Ryle? That'll help me classify him.

 
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: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 09:31:51 AM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:22:24 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 09:19:09 AM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:16:39 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 09:14:11 AM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:08:53 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 09:07:58 AM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:05:24 AM
well what do you want to know

specifically

Age

Sex tally (this year)

Relationships (This year)
19

12 (I moved recently)

3
Seems alright. 3 and 12 though, hahaha. You are nineteen. Have fun, man. Try to be classy.
well I just have some people that occasionally call me up

I've been talking to this girl at my new skool tho so...
I assumed that your girlfriends counted towards the tally.
I've been "single" since last year, but I'm aquiring a gf

she's been awesome to me so far so I'm totally up to get serious with her, and that's what I plan to do
Girlfriend is what I meant by relationship.

Do we have pics of Ryle? That'll help me classify him.
i don't take pictures of myself but I do get on cam

 
 
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Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 09:31:51 AM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:22:24 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 09:19:09 AM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:16:39 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 09:14:11 AM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:08:53 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 09:07:58 AM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 09:05:24 AM
well what do you want to know

specifically

Age

Sex tally (this year)

Relationships (This year)
19

12 (I moved recently)

3
Seems alright. 3 and 12 though, hahaha. You are nineteen. Have fun, man. Try to be classy.
well I just have some people that occasionally call me up

I've been talking to this girl at my new skool tho so...
I assumed that your girlfriends counted towards the tally.
I've been "single" since last year, but I'm aquiring a gf

she's been awesome to me so far so I'm totally up to get serious with her, and that's what I plan to do
Girlfriend is what I meant by relationship.

Do we have pics of Ryle? That'll help me classify him.

 
 
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: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ) : ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 12, 2014, 09:35:31 AM
Ryle is pale and looks like he's 14
I don't look 14 irl

my shitty laptop camera makes everything look weird