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Assembling a team of the finest, most skilled individuals for a mission

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UPDATE: FOUR TEAMS ARE NOW NEEDED

Earlier today, during my break from lectures, I decided to take a walk down to the city centre. I was expecting it to be like any other walk: uneventful, with the occasional beggar asking for my hard-earned government money. This time, however, things were different.

As I was passing the Magistrates' Court, I started coming up to a group of about five or six hooded thugs, all huddled in a circle. I didn't pay much attention to them; I simply walked past them without so much as a glance. Walking by, I caught the smell of marijuana on them, and as I passed them, I noticed one of them turning in my direction out of the corner of my eye. The guy said "man stare, man get knocked out, bruv." My heart started pumping for a moment, but I ignored him and continued walking on, listening out for any footsteps behind me in case in needed to run.

As you all know, Fedorekd doesn't let threats go ignored. Additionally, not only did this guy threaten me, he also falsely accused me of staring at him and his degenerate buddies, and I can't let that go unpunished.

So, what I need is a team. A team to help me take on these sub-human scumbags and teach them a lesson not to threaten me. The best place to assemble such a team is this website. If you want to help me take them down, let me know and tell me why you'd be a good pick for my team, as well as what class you'd want to be. To keep things fair I'll only take five other people.

Here is the approximate location.

UPDATE: It turns out Halo Archive are behind this and are trying to have me assassinated. This means war. Full details.

UPDATE: Halo Archive have enlisted the help of r/halostory. We're gonna need even more men. Full details.

UPDATE: Halo Archive has officially declared WAR on the Meme Team. Full details.

ALPHA SQUAD
-Fedorekd - Leader - Designated Marksman
-Big Boss - Knife Man
-Simseoh - Chav Scalping Specialist
-SpartanT - Tech Support
-BaconShelf - Legion
-Onion - Titan

BRAVO SQUAD
-Gatsby - Leader - Shaman
-Sandtrap - Sacrificial Lamb
-Catzilla - Boomerang User
-Lord Ruler - Meme Man
-Ember - Kyrgyz Rental Car Salesman
-Stroud - Aerial Support

CHARLIE SQUAD
-Vien - Leader - Beserker
-Jet Wave - Stealth Master
-Das - Ayatollah of Iran
-Aria - Punished Paladin
-Desty - Fighter
-ChaosMetalDragon - Maxed-Out Skill Tree

DELTA SQUAD
-Flee - Leader - Legal Advice
-Dietrich Six - Bruiser
-ChallengerX - Interracial Relations
-Ushan - Poison Tester
-Verbatim - Skydiver
-Luke - Rock Climber

MEME LOYALIST CITIZENS
-Ian
Last Edit: February 27, 2017, 02:32:06 PM by Fedorekd

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Unfortunately I wont be of much help to you Fredorekd as I am not a Bong, I will be with you in spirit though.

 
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I'm in

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Quote from: Ian on February 21, 2017, 10:33:48 AM
Unfortunately I wont be of much help to you Fredorekd as I am not a Bong, I will be with you in spirit though.
Thanks brother, your words give me comfort for the coming battle.

 
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Where'd you get the RO shirt?

Quote from: Big Boss on February 21, 2017, 10:34:07 AM
I'm in

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Also if you join the team say what class you're gonna be.

 
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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
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Where'd you get the RO shirt?

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Me mam bought it for me for christmas

 
 
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Put me in coach, I'll be the tech support guy, since I'm in Ipswich and all

 
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Now I'll never know....

Quote from: Big Boss on February 21, 2017, 10:36:27 AM
Me mam bought it for me for christmas

 
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I'll help

 
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Quote from: Fedorekd on February 21, 2017, 10:35:38 AM
Also if you join the team say what class you're gonna be.
me, I'm a Titan

 
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The team's assembled, we just need some of you to give me your class and I can email the ringleader about this battle.

 
 
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Im in, my skills as a shaman will most certainly be useful.

 
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That's all for now. Gatsby, maybe ne-

Hang on, something's wrong.

I had the email typed up, but then I noticed something odd about the email address. I put it into google and it came up with a top secret webpage. I clicked on the link and it took me to a hidden section of none other than the HALO ARCHIVE. They set this entire thing up to provoke me into a battle so that they could assassinate me there and then, getting rid of the memes once and for all.

I will not stand for this. I'm going to need more than 6 people. I'm going to need an entire second team. This means WAR.

If you want to lead the second team, please tell me, otherwise join normally with your name, skills and class.

 
 
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This is looking like a good team, guys, keep them coming.

 
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B team, rugged thugged baseball wielding bruiser.

I can bring muffins as well

 
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Quote from: challengerX on February 21, 2017, 02:53:33 PM
Quote from: The Lord Ruler on February 21, 2017, 02:25:15 PM
I am Intelligent, Nihilistic, and have a wicked sense of humor

you need me
im gonna need you to procure that last meme you posted

You aren't my captain

 
 
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