HOW COME THERES A FAT CHEAT AND A SKINNY CHEAT?

that's reptilian shapeshifting if there ever was a reptilian shapeshifter.

WE HAVE PICTURES OF CHEAT TRANSFORMING

Don't believe the myth of fat cheat, that's just reptilian illusions.

Tell me this, how come Cheat doesn't mate?

BECAUSE HE'S GUARDING A CLUTCH OF EGGS