I LITERALLY know EVERYTHING that EVER happened and why up until 404BC for Greece and 100AD for Rome.

Ever wanted to know more about Hannibal? Maybe why latin uses v's instead of u's, maybe you want to know the origin of the word pleb and patrician?

Well now you filthy plebs can, with this comprehensive AMA! I'm gonna play a game of leauge so I'll answer questions when I'm back.







INB4 0 replies and I look like a spastic with a failed themed-AMA

INB4 like two sarcastic replies talking shit about me

When did Jews come to this planet from Mars?

In champ select so i got time for your shitty question.

It's a common misconception but don't feel bad. Jews actually came to this planet from Mercury not Mars. Their home planet didn't have enough gold to make shekles

tulwars

I won the game lads, time to answer some questions. 13/2 piss easy btw

I won the game lads, time to answer some questions. 13/2 piss easy btw

That Thresh be carrying you nigga? I know thats an Adcs score.

Quote from: OnionBeetle on February 09, 2016, 04:10:17 PM

I won the game lads, time to answer some questions. 13/2 piss easy btw

That Thresh be carrying you nigga? I know thats an Adcs score.

lol, nah, I went kayle top, she's super op now but nobody knows about it. Just build attack speed and you can out-duel anyone by level 8, it's retarded really

Quote from: OnionBeetle on February 09, 2016, 04:14:54 PM

Quote from: Batch on February 09, 2016, 04:14:01 PM

Quote from: OnionBeetle on February 09, 2016, 04:10:17 PM

I won the game lads, time to answer some questions. 13/2 piss easy btw

That Thresh be carrying you nigga? I know thats an Adcs score.

lol, nah, I went kayle top, she's super op now but nobody knows about it. Just build attack speed and you can out-duel anyone by level 8, it's retarded really

Ive been out of the loop with League since Oct last year anyway, just took a break and didnt come back. Plus so many other games to play ya know?

yeah, I get you, only started playing myself again recently after a year break. So many games, so little time.

Its for scientific analysis Luci pls

Were the great pyramids at Giza used to store grain???

I'm not going to bullshit you with my own opinion, truth is apart from the whole tomb section, there's still a fuck-tonne of shit we don't know about the pyramids. My speciality is in Rome and Greece, I really don't know much about the eygptians tbqh familia.

Quote from: OnionBeetle on February 09, 2016, 04:26:43 PM

Quote from: Jono on February 09, 2016, 04:23:20 PM

Were the great pyramids at Giza used to store grain???

I'm not going to bullshit you with my own opinion, truth is apart from the whole tomb section, there's still a fuck-tonne of shit we don't know about the pyramids. My speciality is in Rome and Greece, I really don't know much about the eygptians tbqh familia.

So if you don't know, then why did you lie about knowing everything? You're a fake.

Lock requested.

up until 404BC for Greece and 100AD for Rome.

<Implying I implied I knew about other countries

why did the great Dravidian indus valley civilization fall and get replaced by Caucasian Indo-Aryan invaders?

Quote from: Vagiña on February 09, 2016, 05:00:53 PM

why did the great Dravidian indus valley civilization fall and get replaced by Caucasian Indo-Aryan invaders?

Because their warriors were shit and they didn't know how to defend themselves.

aha, good answer my esoteric internet acquaintance, but you seem to have left out the overwhelming evidence that points to these Caucasian Indo-Aryan invaders having possessed nuclear weaponry

Is it true that Hitler travelled back in time to murder Moses, but accidentally had sex with Mose's mother, creating the very race he hated so much?

Currently we have no concrete evidence to support this hypothesis, but I can assure you, Classicist across the world are working around the clock to find a definitive answer to this lingering question.

is it true that aliens are responsible for pretty much all of ancient humanity's greatest accomplishments?

You know, We could have had a good thread, we really could have. Maybe not a great thread, but it had the potential to be interesting, I thought to myself that you guys probably like your trivia and your history so I thought I'd mash the two together into a cute little AMA. But OH NO, you had to fucking take that away from me with your fucking retarded questions about Aliens and Jews and Moses and Mary and Grain. Well I hope you're fucking happy.


To answer your question?  Yes, Aliens fucking did everything before 300 BC.