Ask JIVE TURKEY anything (GTFIH)

Jive Turkey · March 01, 2015, 08:48:46 PM

Here is your chance to take a peek into the mind of the legendary Jive Turkey

can also help with anything on getting girls, working out, meditation/spiritualness, self improvement, cooking, ect

Ask away brahs

CK97 · March 01, 2015, 08:51:14 PM

How long do you workout?

The Lord Ruler · March 01, 2015, 08:51:32 PM

What's a mob to a king?

aREALgod · March 01, 2015, 08:53:06 PM

How many times do you jack off in a day?

Jive Turkey · March 01, 2015, 08:53:22 PM

Quote from: lol mad cuz rekt on March 01, 2015, 08:51:14 PM

How long do you workout?

About an hour to an hour and a half, Monday through Friday.

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on March 01, 2015, 08:51:32 PM

What's a mob to a king?

What's a king to a god?

Jive Turkey · March 01, 2015, 08:54:55 PM

Quote from: aTALLmidget on March 01, 2015, 08:53:06 PM

How many times do you jack off in a day?

I jack off once every 7 days or so. I found that if I go longer than 3 weeks without orgasm things get weird

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · March 01, 2015, 08:58:51 PM

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Korra · March 01, 2015, 09:01:47 PM

Are you a wizard?

aREALgod · March 01, 2015, 09:02:30 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 01, 2015, 08:53:22 PM

Quote from: lol mad cuz rekt on March 01, 2015, 08:51:14 PM
How long do you workout?
About an hour to an hour and a half, Monday through Friday.

Sounds like I need to step mine up

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · March 01, 2015, 09:03:18 PM

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Jive Turkey · March 01, 2015, 09:05:36 PM

Quote from: ねこ on March 01, 2015, 08:58:51 PM

Pics of your face fgt?

too lazy but I'm in many picture threads. Might snap one if I'm feeling it

Quote from: Korra Valentine on March 01, 2015, 09:01:47 PM

Are you a wizard?

Quote from: \ on March 01, 2015, 09:03:18 PM

When are we gonna hang out?

If you flew me out to your location I'd be down (srs)

alphy · March 01, 2015, 09:06:49 PM

lemme see...

how many people have you walked by today?

if you could only go to one website for the rest of this month, which would it be?

opinion on high heels?

who was the last person you texted?

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · March 01, 2015, 09:08:28 PM

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Jive Turkey · March 01, 2015, 09:12:47 PM

Quote from: Alphy on March 01, 2015, 09:06:49 PM

lemme see...

how many people have you walked by today?

if you could only go to one website for the rest of this month, which would it be?

opinion on high heels?

who was the last person you texted?

2 people, my brother and my mom. I got sick been home all day

Reddit.com, very entertaining

Girls look great in them, love long legs. Very hard to walk in them

A girl named Marissa

Quote from: \ on March 01, 2015, 09:08:28 PM

What state are you located in again?

California, you?

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · March 01, 2015, 09:14:21 PM

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Dopameme · March 01, 2015, 09:20:26 PM

What are your stats and how long have you been lifting?

alphy · March 01, 2015, 09:23:24 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 01, 2015, 09:12:47 PM

A girl named Marissa

lol im textinig a girl as well named miressa

The Lord Ruler · March 01, 2015, 09:29:01 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 01, 2015, 08:53:22 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on March 01, 2015, 08:51:32 PM
What's a mob to a king?
What's a king to a god?

What's a god to a nonbeliever?

Korra · March 01, 2015, 09:33:40 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on March 01, 2015, 09:29:01 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 01, 2015, 08:53:22 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on March 01, 2015, 08:51:32 PM
What's a mob to a king?
What's a king to a god?

What's a god to a nonbeliever?

What's a nonbeliever to Batman?

Jive Turkey · March 01, 2015, 10:09:31 PM

Quote from: \ on March 01, 2015, 09:14:21 PM

Oklahoma but I'll probably be out there this summer for like a month visiting family like I did last summer, where is LA in relation to where you're at?

Haha far, in the central valley so around 6 hours up north

Quote from: Officer Dank on March 01, 2015, 09:20:26 PM

What are your stats and how long have you been lifting?

6'2" 195lbs 18y/o

Bench: 210 for 5(I never flat bench and chest is my weak point, so I think this is pretty good)
Squat: 325 lowbar, 275 x 5 highbar
Deadlift: 405 x 2 ( my fav)

I was a tad heavier when I hit those though

Lifting 3 years, started at 115-120lbs

Jive Turkey · March 02, 2015, 03:16:48 PM

Dafuq. Ask mas peeps

The Lord Slide Rule · March 02, 2015, 03:36:13 PM

What're your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats?

challengerX · March 02, 2015, 03:40:19 PM

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maverick · March 02, 2015, 03:55:42 PM

Would you have sex with me?

no homo

Dopameme · March 02, 2015, 04:06:03 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 01, 2015, 10:09:31 PM

Quote from: \ on March 01, 2015, 09:14:21 PM
Oklahoma but I'll probably be out there this summer for like a month visiting family like I did last summer, where is LA in relation to where you're at?
Haha far, in the central valley so around 6 hours up north

Quote from: Officer Dank on March 01, 2015, 09:20:26 PM
What are your stats and how long have you been lifting?

6'2" 195lbs 18y/o

Bench: 210 for 5(I never flat bench and chest is my weak point, so I think this is pretty good)
Squat: 325 lowbar, 275 x 5 highbar
Deadlift: 405 x 2 ( my fav)

I was a tad heavier when I hit those though

Lifting 3 years, started at 115-120lbs

Nice, here are mine:

6'0" 169-172 lbs. after my morning piss, 19 y/o

Flat bench: I like to do sets of 10 reps with 135 lbs. but on my heavy days my best is 180 lbs. 3/4 times
Squat: 135 x 10, I just started training legs again over a month ago because of a knee injury in high school
I haven't messed with regular deadlifts yet but I do RDL's with 135 x 10 as well

Feb. 17 marked my one year lifting anniversary

Jive Turkey · March 02, 2015, 10:44:07 PM

Quote from: SexyBarracuda on March 02, 2015, 03:36:13 PM

What're your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats?

strength:8
Perception:7
Endurance:4
Charisma:8
Intelligence:7
Agility:4
Luck:9

Quote from: challengerX on March 02, 2015, 03:40:19 PM

Dogs or cats?

dogs>>>>>

Quote from: Maverick on March 02, 2015, 03:55:42 PM

Would you have sex with me?

no homo

easily

Jive Turkey · March 02, 2015, 10:44:53 PM

Quote from: Officer Dank on March 02, 2015, 04:06:03 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 01, 2015, 10:09:31 PM
Quote from: \ on March 01, 2015, 09:14:21 PM
Oklahoma but I'll probably be out there this summer for like a month visiting family like I did last summer, where is LA in relation to where you're at?
Haha far, in the central valley so around 6 hours up north

Quote from: Officer Dank on March 01, 2015, 09:20:26 PM
What are your stats and how long have you been lifting?

6'2" 195lbs 18y/o

Bench: 210 for 5(I never flat bench and chest is my weak point, so I think this is pretty good)
Squat: 325 lowbar, 275 x 5 highbar
Deadlift: 405 x 2 ( my fav)

I was a tad heavier when I hit those though

Lifting 3 years, started at 115-120lbs
Nice, here are mine:

6'0" 169-172 lbs. after my morning piss, 19 y/o

Flat bench: I like to do sets of 10 reps with 135 lbs. but on my heavy days my best is 180 lbs. 3/4 times
Squat: 135 x 10, I just started training legs again over a month ago because of a knee injury in high school
I haven't messed with regular deadlifts yet but I do RDL's with 135 x 10 as well

Feb. 17 marked my one year lifting anniversary

dang really good man, took forever for me to reach a 180 bench