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Earlier today I found God, and now, through earnest prayer and devout worship, I have formed a direct link to His infinite wisdom.

Ask any question you like, and I will send it to heaven as a prayer so holy, it will fall directly upon God's ears, and His answer will be swift, and it will be good.


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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Why didn't you help Hitler? He was doing your work.


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Could he heat up a burrito so hot, that not even he could eat it?


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Why am I losing my hair?
Stress.

God says it is your path to move to Jamaica and become a see farming trap.


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Solonoid | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Why didn't you help Hitler? He was doing your work.
God says that Adolf Hitler was the true messiah, not this 'Jesus' people talk about.

He died before his work was accomplished as a testament to Satan's inextinguishable presence in our lives.

His death alleviates of the burden of sin, but reminds us of evil's presence.


Solonoid | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Could he heat up a burrito so hot, that not even he could eat it?
God has eaten every burrito that has been, is, and will be.

Every time you eat one, it is only an echo of Him eating one.

Largely, whether or not God can eat the burrito, depends on whether or not your faith is strong enough for you to eat the burrito.


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Why am I losing my hair?
Stress.

God says it is your path to move to Jamaica and become a see farming trap.
I'm down with that, I can smoke the ganja right?
Only if you do it...

RELIGIOUSLY

 8) 8) 8) 8)


 
 
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why does france exist?


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why does france exist?
Satan.

The messiah conquered France during his time on earth, but Satan reclaimed it after our sins were forgiven.

This is yet another testament to the omnipresent evils in our life, and that the will to resist them, stems from faith.


 
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why is psy hitler?


 
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The Rage....
why did psy because a fucking nigger and lock a thread dedicated to fucking daddys cummies


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why is psy hitler?
Psy is not Hitler.

He's Joseph Goebbels.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
How do I cut my bangs so it doesn't look like a botched lobotomy?


 
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why is psy hitler?
Psy is not Hitler.

He's Joseph Goebbels.
he locked the best thread this year for no fucking reason.


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why did psy because a fucking nigger and lock a thread dedicated to fucking daddys cummies
Psy was upset because his crippled body is unworthy of daddy's cummies.

However, no matter how broken you may be, if your heart is devout, you may receive God's cummies.


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How do I cut my bangs so it doesn't look like a botched lobotomy?
You have to wear your hair to both sides instead of one and layer it off in three directions: up, and to each side.

That way your hair looks like it holds your face instead of looking like your wearing three different wigs at once for some strange reason.

This is a problem God dealt with a lot during the universe's teen years : /


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
How do I cut my bangs so it doesn't look like a botched lobotomy?
You have to wear your hair to both sides instead of one and layer it off in three directions: up, and to each side.

That way your hair looks like it holds your face instead of looking like your wearing three different wigs at once for some strange reason.

This is a problem God dealt with a lot during the universe's teen years : /
But God, my hair doesn't go in the opposite direction, nor do i have defined layers.  Thy struggle is real.


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How do I cut my bangs so it doesn't look like a botched lobotomy?
You have to wear your hair to both sides instead of one and layer it off in three directions: up, and to each side.

That way your hair looks like it holds your face instead of looking like your wearing three different wigs at once for some strange reason.

This is a problem God dealt with a lot during the universe's teen years : /
But God, my hair doesn't go in the opposite direction, nor do i have defined layers.  Thy struggle is real.
God says bangs are probably not for you then.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
How do I cut my bangs so it doesn't look like a botched lobotomy?
You have to wear your hair to both sides instead of one and layer it off in three directions: up, and to each side.

That way your hair looks like it holds your face instead of looking like your wearing three different wigs at once for some strange reason.

This is a problem God dealt with a lot during the universe's teen years : /
But God, my hair doesn't go in the opposite direction, nor do i have defined layers.  Thy struggle is real.
God says bangs are probably not for you then.
Nigga I'm starting to think you didn't find God.


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How do I cut my bangs so it doesn't look like a botched lobotomy?
You have to wear your hair to both sides instead of one and layer it off in three directions: up, and to each side.

That way your hair looks like it holds your face instead of looking like your wearing three different wigs at once for some strange reason.

This is a problem God dealt with a lot during the universe's teen years : /
But God, my hair doesn't go in the opposite direction, nor do i have defined layers.  Thy struggle is real.
God says bangs are probably not for you then.
Nigga I'm starting to think you didn't find God.
I've been hanging out with Steve Buscemi all day.

If that's not finding God, I don't know what is.


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Which of the following is NOT a qualitative factor to consider in a make-or-buy decision?

1. The quality of the purchased product.
2. The reliability of the supplier.
3. The variable production cost of the product.


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Which of the following is NOT a qualitative factor to consider in a make-or-buy decision?

1. The quality of the purchased product.
2. The reliability of the supplier.
3. The variable production cost of the product.
Production cost.

What you should be considering is difficulty to produce, because all production costs are significantly lower than MSRP.

ie: It's always cheaper to produce it yourself, so there's no reason to consider it in a make-or-buy decision.


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Which of the following is NOT a qualitative factor to consider in a make-or-buy decision?

1. The quality of the purchased product.
2. The reliability of the supplier.
3. The variable production cost of the product.
Production cost.

What you should be considering is difficulty to produce, because all production costs are significantly lower than MSRP.

ie: It's always cheaper to produce it yourself, so there's no reason to consider it in a make-or-buy decision.

The answer was 3.


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Which of the following is NOT a qualitative factor to consider in a make-or-buy decision?

1. The quality of the purchased product.
2. The reliability of the supplier.
3. The variable production cost of the product.
Production cost.

What you should be considering is difficulty to produce, because all production costs are significantly lower than MSRP.

ie: It's always cheaper to produce it yourself, so there's no reason to consider it in a make-or-buy decision.

The answer was 3.
Yeah, that's what God said.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
What is the question?


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The REAL God of man is frowning upon you and your stupid mockery of Him. You should feel ashamed, and I'd recommend asking for forgiveness


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The REAL God of man is frowning upon you and your stupid mockery of Him. You should feel ashamed, and I'd recommend asking for forgiveness
You have offended God by insinuating he is not the real God, but he will forgive your blind arrogance.