rate my secret santa gift

do it faggots

Spoiler

it smells divine, sorta like your mums breastmilk
it's for my manager, a hot middle aged single women.

Are you trying to get in your manager's pants?

because that will certainly do the trick 

smooth

Old lady/10

Old lady/10

she's like 35

Old lady/10

she's like 35 you weeeb shit

Middle aged lady/10

Are you trying to bang your manager?

Are you trying to bang your manager?

If the opportunity presents itself then I definitely would.

Are you trying to bang your manager?

If the opportunity presents itself then I definitely would.

My man

Old lady/10

she's like 35

once you hit 25, you might as well just fucking kill yourself

Old lady/10

she's like 35

Would bang/10

Then again my age limit for women older than me has pretty much reached the point of at least younger than my mother.

Old lady/10

she's like 35

once you hit 25, you might as well just fucking kill yourself

True, but I don't care pussy is pussy

Old lady/10

she's like 35

once you hit 25, you might as well just fucking kill yourself

True, but I don't care pussy is pussy

that's fucking disgusting

Old lady/10

she's like 35

once you hit 25, you might as well just fucking kill yourself

True, but I don't care pussy is pussy

Not if it's cobweb pussy

Old lady/10

she's like 35

Would bang/10

Then again my age limit for women older than me has pretty much reached the point of at least younger than my mother.

I definitely do lean to older women, I don't know what it is. Maybe I have mummy issues and this is how I'm trying to fix them

Old lady/10

she's like 35

once you hit 25, you might as well just fucking kill yourself

Okay. What should I do with the 2 years I have left to live?

Old lady/10

she's like 35

once you hit 25, you might as well just fucking kill yourself

True, but I don't care pussy is pussy

Not if it's cobweb pussy

Yeah but like I said, she's 35 not 85

Old lady/10

she's like 35

Would bang/10

Then again my age limit for women older than me has pretty much reached the point of at least younger than my mother.

I definitely do lean to older women, I don't know what it is. Maybe I have mummy issues and this is how I'm trying to fix them

Maybe you subconsciously know that they're a better fuck.

Old lady/10

she's like 35

Would bang/10

Then again my age limit for women older than me has pretty much reached the point of at least younger than my mother.

I definitely do lean to older women, I don't know what it is. Maybe I have mummy issues and this is how I'm trying to fix them

Maybe you subconsciously know that they're a better fuck.

Women are not objects you misogynistic pig

Old lady/10

she's like 35

Would bang/10

Then again my age limit for women older than me has pretty much reached the point of at least younger than my mother.

I definitely do lean to older women, I don't know what it is. Maybe I have mummy issues and this is how I'm trying to fix them

Maybe you subconsciously know that they're a better fuck.

Women are not objects you misogynistic pig

Yes they are

Old lady/10

she's like 35

Would bang/10

Then again my age limit for women older than me has pretty much reached the point of at least younger than my mother.

I definitely do lean to older women, I don't know what it is. Maybe I have mummy issues and this is how I'm trying to fix them

Maybe you subconsciously know that they're a better fuck.

Women are not objects you misogynistic pig

Yes they are

Old lady/10

she's like 35

Would bang/10

Then again my age limit for women older than me has pretty much reached the point of at least younger than my mother.

I definitely do lean to older women, I don't know what it is. Maybe I have mummy issues and this is how I'm trying to fix them

Maybe you subconsciously know that they're a better fuck.

Women are not objects you misogynistic pig

No but they love sex as much as men.