Argentina: 128-Year-Old Man Claims He Is Adolf Hitler

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probably just a crazy old man, but i'd like it if it were true
do you guys even check reports anymore

yes

but this is also off topic
Maybe if you responded to my three posts + admin quote + report in the thread this pertains to, I wouldn't have had to go off topic

sorry i have a life outside of this forum? you can bring this to pm or discord if you want to talk about this further.
lol? Are you the only person on the mod staff?

not to mention the thread is still unlocked, I will continue to talk about this here until you do your job
Threads belong to the people, shitstain.
LOL as if

a thread is like a house party, you can invite people in but if you're getting annoyed you have the right to shut it down


 
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probably just a crazy old man, but i'd like it if it were true
do you guys even check reports anymore

yes

but this is also off topic
Maybe if you responded to my three posts + admin quote + report in the thread this pertains to, I wouldn't have had to go off topic

sorry i have a life outside of this forum? you can bring this to pm or discord if you want to talk about this further.
lol? Are you the only person on the mod staff?

not to mention the thread is still unlocked, I will continue to talk about this here until you do your job
Threads belong to the people, shitstain.
LOL as if

a thread is like a house party, you can invite people in but if you're getting annoyed you have the right to shut it down
Hell naw. A thread is public property.


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probably just a crazy old man, but i'd like it if it were true
do you guys even check reports anymore

yes

but this is also off topic
Maybe if you responded to my three posts + admin quote + report in the thread this pertains to, I wouldn't have had to go off topic

sorry i have a life outside of this forum? you can bring this to pm or discord if you want to talk about this further.
lol? Are you the only person on the mod staff?

not to mention the thread is still unlocked, I will continue to talk about this here until you do your job
Threads belong to the people, shitstain.
LOL as if

a thread is like a house party, you can invite people in but if you're getting annoyed you have the right to shut it down
Hell naw. A thread is public property.
You're both wrong actually. Threads belong to the nords.


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We should take into account that his wife could potentially be trying to cover his ass by saying "Oh he's just senile, nothing to see here." Because if it turns out he actually is the real Hitler, the Mossad would go positively apeshit.
There is a very strong chance that this man is Hitler.


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And his quotes are not the ramblings of an senile man.
This all adds up.


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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The fact that any of you thought this was real proves how moronic this forum is


 
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probably just a crazy old man, but i'd like it if it were true
do you guys even check reports anymore

yes

but this is also off topic
Maybe if you responded to my three posts + admin quote + report in the thread this pertains to, I wouldn't have had to go off topic

sorry i have a life outside of this forum? you can bring this to pm or discord if you want to talk about this further.
lol? Are you the only person on the mod staff?

not to mention the thread is still unlocked, I will continue to talk about this here until you do your job

i might have been tonight. i don't know the schedules of everyone else on staff unless they inform me of some kind of event that's going on in their lives. i didn't see anything in the thread that matched your report so i didn't see a need to lock it. some mods are lenient on the whole lock requested thing, others aren't. i share das's philosophy on threads so if i'm on threads need to have a legitimate reason to be locked.

this is your last warning to keep on topic and discuss this man who claims to be hitler. we can discuss this via pm or on discord.


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The fact that any of you thought this was real proves how moronic this forum is

i think the general opinion was more along the lines of "i don't think this is real, but it would be cool and/or interesting if it was"


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The fact that any of you thought this was real proves how moronic this forum is
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any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle
AND WHAT ELSE WOULD WE CALL THE RETURN OF THE FUHRER IF NOT A MIRACLE?
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I need this to be true.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
The fact that any of you thought this was real proves how moronic this forum is


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
β€”Judge Aaron Satie
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Threads are public property huh?

Okay, in this open forum I'm discussing why they shouldn't be

ban me, bad admin - idc lmao


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Threads are public property huh?

Okay, in this open forum I'm discussing why they shouldn't be

ban me, bad admin - idc lmao


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Aw but it seemed like such a reputable source


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probably just a crazy old man, but i'd like it if it were true
do you guys even check reports anymore

yes

but this is also off topic
Maybe if you responded to my three posts + admin quote + report in the thread this pertains to, I wouldn't have had to go off topic

sorry i have a life outside of this forum? you can bring this to pm or discord if you want to talk about this further.
lol? Are you the only person on the mod staff?

not to mention the thread is still unlocked, I will continue to talk about this here until you do your job
Threads belong to the people, shitstain.
LOL as if

a thread is like a house party, you can invite people in but if you're getting annoyed you have the right to shut it down
Hell naw. A thread is public property.
You're both wrong actually. Threads belong to the nords.

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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
β€”Judge Aaron Satie
β€”β€”Carmen


LMAO there's no try about it

this thread is a public thread my man, the OP doesn't own it

I can say what I want


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yeah but seriously this guy's nuts


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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
"Many people, including his wife of 55 years, Angela Martinez, believe that Herman Guntherberg isn’t really Adolf Hitler, but is simply suffering from dementia.

Ms. Martinez claims her husband never spoke about Hitler until approximately two years ago when he began showing signs of Alzheimer’s disease."

Damn son.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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Not gonna lie if Hitler were indeed still alive It'd be insanely interesting to hear his take on the Cold War and all the shit that happened after WWII.
I know he would be bringing up that the allies should have supported his war effort in the SU. Even after WW1 there was talk about declaring war on Russia, I forget the reason but I think it was due to how unstable it was after the revolution. Then after WW2 once again there was talk about declaring war on Russia which was Operation Unthinkable.


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Man I can't wait to read his new book Im gonna pre-order it on Barnes and Nobles dot com


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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
yeah but seriously this guy's nuts
what about his nuts?


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lmao how were any of yall even slightly fooled by this