Argentina: 128-Year-Old Man Claims He Is Adolf Hitler

SecondClass · June 17, 2017, 01:13:36 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on June 17, 2017, 01:11:59 AM

Quote from: Annie on June 17, 2017, 01:11:30 AM
Quote from: LC on June 17, 2017, 01:09:46 AM
Quote from: Annie on June 17, 2017, 01:07:20 AM
Quote from: LC on June 17, 2017, 01:06:13 AM
Quote from: Annie on June 17, 2017, 12:38:25 AM
Quote from: LC on June 17, 2017, 12:34:22 AM
probably just a crazy old man, but i'd like it if it were true
do you guys even check reports anymore

yes

but this is also off topic
Maybe if you responded to my three posts + admin quote + report in the thread this pertains to, I wouldn't have had to go off topic

sorry i have a life outside of this forum? you can bring this to pm or discord if you want to talk about this further.
lol? Are you the only person on the mod staff?

not to mention the thread is still unlocked, I will continue to talk about this here until you do your job
Threads belong to the people, shitstain.

LOL as if

a thread is like a house party, you can invite people in but if you're getting annoyed you have the right to shut it down

DAS B00T x2 · June 17, 2017, 01:15:45 AM

Quote from: Annie on June 17, 2017, 01:13:36 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on June 17, 2017, 01:11:59 AM
Quote from: Annie on June 17, 2017, 01:11:30 AM
Quote from: LC on June 17, 2017, 01:09:46 AM
Quote from: Annie on June 17, 2017, 01:07:20 AM
Quote from: LC on June 17, 2017, 01:06:13 AM
Quote from: Annie on June 17, 2017, 12:38:25 AM
Quote from: LC on June 17, 2017, 12:34:22 AM
probably just a crazy old man, but i'd like it if it were true
do you guys even check reports anymore

yes

but this is also off topic
Maybe if you responded to my three posts + admin quote + report in the thread this pertains to, I wouldn't have had to go off topic

sorry i have a life outside of this forum? you can bring this to pm or discord if you want to talk about this further.
lol? Are you the only person on the mod staff?

not to mention the thread is still unlocked, I will continue to talk about this here until you do your job
Threads belong to the people, shitstain.
LOL as if

a thread is like a house party, you can invite people in but if you're getting annoyed you have the right to shut it down

Hell naw. A thread is public property.

ban me · June 17, 2017, 01:18:05 AM

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Solonoid · June 17, 2017, 01:19:14 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on June 17, 2017, 01:15:45 AM

Quote from: Annie on June 17, 2017, 01:13:36 AM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on June 17, 2017, 01:11:59 AM
Quote from: Annie on June 17, 2017, 01:11:30 AM
Quote from: LC on June 17, 2017, 01:09:46 AM
Quote from: Annie on June 17, 2017, 01:07:20 AM
Quote from: LC on June 17, 2017, 01:06:13 AM
Quote from: Annie on June 17, 2017, 12:38:25 AM
Quote from: LC on June 17, 2017, 12:34:22 AM
probably just a crazy old man, but i'd like it if it were true
do you guys even check reports anymore

yes

but this is also off topic
Maybe if you responded to my three posts + admin quote + report in the thread this pertains to, I wouldn't have had to go off topic

sorry i have a life outside of this forum? you can bring this to pm or discord if you want to talk about this further.
lol? Are you the only person on the mod staff?

not to mention the thread is still unlocked, I will continue to talk about this here until you do your job
Threads belong to the people, shitstain.
LOL as if

a thread is like a house party, you can invite people in but if you're getting annoyed you have the right to shut it down
Hell naw. A thread is public property.

You're both wrong actually. Threads belong to the nords.

Quote from: Ushan on June 16, 2017, 06:54:04 PM

Solonoid · June 17, 2017, 01:20:21 AM

Quote from: Iberian Husky on June 17, 2017, 01:18:05 AM

We should take into account that his wife could potentially be trying to cover his ass by saying "Oh he's just senile, nothing to see here." Because if it turns out he actually is the real Hitler, the Mossad would go positively apeshit.

There is a very strong chance that this man is Hitler.

Solonoid · June 17, 2017, 01:21:17 AM

And his quotes are not the ramblings of an senile man.
This all adds up.

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SecondClass · June 17, 2017, 01:23:35 AM

The fact that any of you thought this was real proves how moronic this forum is

big sponge · June 17, 2017, 01:23:53 AM

Quote from: Annie on June 17, 2017, 01:11:30 AM

Quote from: LC on June 17, 2017, 01:09:46 AM
Quote from: Annie on June 17, 2017, 01:07:20 AM
Quote from: LC on June 17, 2017, 01:06:13 AM
Quote from: Annie on June 17, 2017, 12:38:25 AM
Quote from: LC on June 17, 2017, 12:34:22 AM
probably just a crazy old man, but i'd like it if it were true
do you guys even check reports anymore

yes

but this is also off topic
Maybe if you responded to my three posts + admin quote + report in the thread this pertains to, I wouldn't have had to go off topic

sorry i have a life outside of this forum? you can bring this to pm or discord if you want to talk about this further.
lol? Are you the only person on the mod staff?

not to mention the thread is still unlocked, I will continue to talk about this here until you do your job

i might have been tonight. i don't know the schedules of everyone else on staff unless they inform me of some kind of event that's going on in their lives. i didn't see anything in the thread that matched your report so i didn't see a need to lock it. some mods are lenient on the whole lock requested thing, others aren't. i share das's philosophy on threads so if i'm on threads need to have a legitimate reason to be locked.

this is your last warning to keep on topic and discuss this man who claims to be hitler. we can discuss this via pm or on discord.

ban me · June 17, 2017, 01:25:14 AM

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big sponge · June 17, 2017, 01:26:33 AM

Quote from: Annie on June 17, 2017, 01:23:35 AM

The fact that any of you thought this was real proves how moronic this forum is

i think the general opinion was more along the lines of "i don't think this is real, but it would be cool and/or interesting if it was"

Solonoid · June 17, 2017, 01:27:40 AM

Quote from: Annie on June 17, 2017, 01:23:35 AM

The fact that any of you thought this was real proves how moronic this forum is

Quote

any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle

AND WHAT ELSE WOULD WE CALL THE RETURN OF THE FUHRER IF NOT A MIRACLE?

Spoiler

I need this to be true.

DAS B00T x2 · June 17, 2017, 01:28:21 AM

Quote from: Annie on June 17, 2017, 01:23:35 AM

The fact that any of you thought this was real proves how moronic this forum is

SecondClass · June 17, 2017, 01:30:09 AM

Threads are public property huh?

Okay, in this open forum I'm discussing why they shouldn't be

ban me, bad admin - idc lmao

DAS B00T x2 · June 17, 2017, 01:31:34 AM

Quote from: Annie on June 17, 2017, 01:30:09 AM

Threads are public property huh?

Okay, in this open forum I'm discussing why they shouldn't be

ban me, bad admin - idc lmao

A Cheese Potato · June 17, 2017, 01:33:04 AM

Aw but it seemed like such a reputable source

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Ushan · June 17, 2017, 01:37:58 AM

Quote from: Coca-Cola on June 17, 2017, 01:19:14 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on June 17, 2017, 01:15:45 AM
Quote from: Annie on June 17, 2017, 01:13:36 AM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on June 17, 2017, 01:11:59 AM
Quote from: Annie on June 17, 2017, 01:11:30 AM
Quote from: LC on June 17, 2017, 01:09:46 AM
Quote from: Annie on June 17, 2017, 01:07:20 AM
Quote from: LC on June 17, 2017, 01:06:13 AM
Quote from: Annie on June 17, 2017, 12:38:25 AM
Quote from: LC on June 17, 2017, 12:34:22 AM
probably just a crazy old man, but i'd like it if it were true
do you guys even check reports anymore

yes

but this is also off topic
Maybe if you responded to my three posts + admin quote + report in the thread this pertains to, I wouldn't have had to go off topic

sorry i have a life outside of this forum? you can bring this to pm or discord if you want to talk about this further.
lol? Are you the only person on the mod staff?

not to mention the thread is still unlocked, I will continue to talk about this here until you do your job
Threads belong to the people, shitstain.
LOL as if

a thread is like a house party, you can invite people in but if you're getting annoyed you have the right to shut it down
Hell naw. A thread is public property.
You're both wrong actually. Threads belong to the nords.
Quote from: Ushan on June 16, 2017, 06:54:04 PM

give me money

SecondClass · June 17, 2017, 01:42:59 AM

LMAO there's no try about it

this thread is a public thread my man, the OP doesn't own it

I can say what I want

Doctor Doom · June 17, 2017, 01:45:05 AM

All threads belong to Doom and Doom alone.

Doctor Doom · June 17, 2017, 01:45:37 AM

yeah but seriously this guy's nuts

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June 17, 2017, 01:46:14 AM

Quote from: Doctor Doom on June 17, 2017, 01:45:05 AM

All threads belong to Doom and Doom alone.

YouTube

Solonoid · June 17, 2017, 02:07:58 AM

what's with all the dots

Flee · June 17, 2017, 03:39:11 AM

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Jono · June 17, 2017, 04:09:05 AM

Quote from: Flee on June 17, 2017, 03:39:11 AM

"Many people, including his wife of 55 years, Angela Martinez, believe that Herman Guntherberg isn’t really Adolf Hitler, but is simply suffering from dementia.

Ms. Martinez claims her husband never spoke about Hitler until approximately two years ago when he began showing signs of Alzheimer’s disease."

Damn son.

Mattie G Indahouse · June 17, 2017, 06:17:12 AM

Quote from: Iberian Husky on June 16, 2017, 10:44:15 PM

Not gonna lie if Hitler were indeed still alive It'd be insanely interesting to hear his take on the Cold War and all the shit that happened after WWII.

I know he would be bringing up that the allies should have supported his war effort in the SU. Even after WW1 there was talk about declaring war on Russia, I forget the reason but I think it was due to how unstable it was after the revolution. Then after WW2 once again there was talk about declaring war on Russia which was Operation Unthinkable.

The Lord Ruler · June 17, 2017, 12:16:20 PM

Man I can't wait to read his new book Im gonna pre-order it on Barnes and Nobles dot com

Assassin 11D7 · June 17, 2017, 12:29:51 PM

Quote from: Doctor Doom on June 17, 2017, 01:45:37 AM

yeah but seriously this guy's nuts

what about his nuts?

i am karjala takaisin · June 17, 2017, 12:42:35 PM

lmao how were any of yall even slightly fooled by this