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cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · February 23, 2015, 11:39:58 PM

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Naru · February 23, 2015, 11:40:59 PM

Cheat added webm support you fucking nigger.

Elegiac · February 23, 2015, 11:40:59 PM

have you seen my slash face

A Cheese Potato · February 23, 2015, 11:44:13 PM

Jive Turkey · February 23, 2015, 11:49:58 PM

be me
Deadlifting heavy ass weight in the gym
cutie 7/10 short latina chick with tight little ass and her semi milf mom come and start using the machine a few feet away
they're new to the gym, not sure how to use things
i'm in a tight shirt looking alpha as fuk
they keep looking at me, licking dem latina lips
i decide to deadlift like 400 hunnid pounds
their pussys start flowing like niagra falls
i walk away without saying a word to them because i am abstinent and avoid temptations
come home and eat chicken and pasta
alpha as fukkk

Elegiac · February 23, 2015, 11:52:49 PM

I stole a beer on saturday night at some glitter unicorns party. I saw some people put an esky down behind a couch, so I went to help myself and a moody looking chick on the couch was like "My friends put that there, what are you looking for?"

And I said: "A beer"

And took one

🂿 · February 24, 2015, 02:10:06 AM

I'm going to hell for laughing at this...

Batch · February 24, 2015, 02:12:14 AM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on February 23, 2015, 11:49:58 PM

be me
Deadlifting heavy ass weight in the gym
cutie 7/10 short latina chick with tight little ass and her semi milf mom come and start using the machine a few feet away
they're new to the gym, not sure how to use things
i'm in a tight shirt looking alpha as fuk
they keep looking at me, licking dem latina lips
i decide to deadlift like 400 hunnid pounds
their pussys start flowing like niagra falls
i walk away without saying a word to them because i am abstinent and avoid temptations
come home and eat chicken and pasta
alpha as fukkk

That actually sounds pretty beta.

*sips tea*