Quote from: Jester on April 21, 2015, 10:19:47 AM

I seriously doubt that he is over the age of 15

He's like 23 or something. He works in his Mum's fish & chip shop.

Spoiler

I can't really tell you, since I came in late to the thread after it was edited.
This is what I've gathered so far:
- Apparently lonepaul works at a fish and chips shop owned by his mother.
- A couple of young girls (14-17 years old, I don't really know, but I guess they were underage) came into the shop and ordered something.
- (speculation) Lonepaul believes they were attracted to him because he made a joke and one of them laughed
- (kinda speculation) Lonepaul starts to flirt with them because he believes they are interested.
- When their order arrives, sausage of some sort, the mother says, "I have the sausage." The girls make some kind of sexual remark saying, "I know he does." or something along the lines that references lonepaul as having a penis that she wants.
- They all laugh, including the mother
- The girls leave
- Lonepaul posts this thread claiming that he was able to successfully pick up one of these girls through flirtatious means .
- He means it as a joke, but nobody gets it, and everyone starts calling him a pedophile.

This is pretty much what happened. Bungie.net drove him out of there. I remember this whole thing it was pretty bad.

Pretty much the internet rustled his jimmies and he rage quit. He got mad at everyone that called him a pedo.

Quote from: Lemön | Queen of Anal on April 21, 2015, 03:13:06 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 21, 2015, 02:48:37 PM

Spoiler

I can't really tell you, since I came in late to the thread after it was edited.
This is what I've gathered so far:
- Apparently lonepaul works at a fish and chips shop owned by his mother.
- A couple of young girls (14-17 years old, I don't really know, but I guess they were underage) came into the shop and ordered something.
- (speculation) Lonepaul believes they were attracted to him because he made a joke and one of them laughed
- (kinda speculation) Lonepaul starts to flirt with them because he believes they are interested.
- When their order arrives, sausage of some sort, the mother says, "I have the sausage." The girls make some kind of sexual remark saying, "I know he does." or something along the lines that references lonepaul as having a penis that she wants.
- They all laugh, including the mother
- The girls leave
- Lonepaul posts this thread claiming that he was able to successfully pick up one of these girls through flirtatious means .
- He means it as a joke, but nobody gets it, and everyone starts calling him a pedophile.

This is pretty much what happened. Bungie.net drove him out of there. I remember this whole thing it was pretty bad.

Pretty much the internet rustled his jimmies and he rage quit. He got mad at everyone that called him a pedo.

Nah he was a paedo.
He tried to justify having sex with underage girls because cavemen did it or something equally retarded.

Wait... What the fuck? Seriously?

He works with his mom
She says his sausage is the bom
Like my olive oil he's extra virgin
seeing under age girls has him splurgin
Can't help himself he's already flirtin
What he doesn't see is chris hanson behind the curtain
What will happen next I ain't for certain