Anyone here ever get bored and just stare at their dick?

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I like hugs and making the world a better place. That and guns. Lots and lots of guns.
I look at my dick with disgust and contempt.
Why? It's a floppy tool of baby making. I don't know why you would feel that way unless you have a micro-penis. If that's the case, I genuinely feel bad for you.
No like, one cuz it's not a vagina. Like, what the hell? Where's my geneder option?
And two, if it's not gonna be a vagina, the be bigger! Like seriouslly! I ain't got time for mediocrity.
Life's not much if you're going to complain about what you've been given and do nothing with it. You have a dick, so use it(when you're old enough). A baby cannon is meant to make babies. Get married and have a couple. Teach your kids to be absolute badasses who know how to do everything. Sports? Nah. Teach them how to take apart and rebuild an engine, weld, build shit, and all that. Having kids is an opportunity to make someone into the better person you never became. Also, why would you want a vagina? Vaginas are scary tools of pain and paranoia. They are pretty, but high maintenance. I'm glad I was born a man. Both because of circumstances that come with it and the physical, and interest aspects of it. I'm glad I got into guns and welding rather than being a woman and not being so interested in that kind of thing.
But I'm already really girly.  I don't care for "man" things.  And if I'm having kids, I wanna birth them, but everyone says I can't... And I already know I'm gonna have some kind of mental breakdown when it hits me that I really can't..

What the fuck did I just read
Something very very unfortunate.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

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I look at my dick with disgust and contempt.
Why? It's a floppy tool of baby making. I don't know why you would feel that way unless you have a micro-penis. If that's the case, I genuinely feel bad for you.
No like, one cuz it's not a vagina. Like, what the hell? Where's my geneder option?
And two, if it's not gonna be a vagina, the be bigger! Like seriouslly! I ain't got time for mediocrity.
Life's not much if you're going to complain about what you've been given and do nothing with it. You have a dick, so use it(when you're old enough). A baby cannon is meant to make babies. Get married and have a couple. Teach your kids to be absolute badasses who know how to do everything. Sports? Nah. Teach them how to take apart and rebuild an engine, weld, build shit, and all that. Having kids is an opportunity to make someone into the better person you never became. Also, why would you want a vagina? Vaginas are scary tools of pain and paranoia. They are pretty, but high maintenance. I'm glad I was born a man. Both because of circumstances that come with it and the physical, and interest aspects of it. I'm glad I got into guns and welding rather than being a woman and not being so interested in that kind of thing.
But I'm already really girly.  I don't care for "man" things.  And if I'm having kids, I wanna birth them, but everyone says I can't... And I already know I'm gonna have some kind of mental breakdown when it hits me that I really can't..

What the fuck did I just read
You read this.
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But I'm already really girly.  I don't care for "man" things.  And if I'm having kids, I wanna birth them, but everyone says I can't... And I already know I'm gonna have some kind of mental breakdown when it hits me that I really can't..


 
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I sit there and wonder if there's a hair lodged in my penis


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I like hugs and making the world a better place. That and guns. Lots and lots of guns.
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I like hugs and making the world a better place. That and guns. Lots and lots of guns.
.............DON'T DESCRIBE IT!!!!!

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But that's teh fun part


 
 
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What are all these bumps?


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What are all these bumps?
They are genital warts, you may want see a doctor about them.


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What are all these bumps?
They are genital warts, you may want see a doctor about them.
You told me you were clean asshole!


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What are all these bumps?
They are genital warts, you may want see a doctor about them.
You told me you were clean asshole!
I definitely cleaned my asshole first.


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I look for other people that might be staring at it.









Then I buttsex them


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I like hugs and making the world a better place. That and guns. Lots and lots of guns.
I like this thread. Let's give some of the newer members a look at it.


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The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
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I like pretending mine isn't there until I can have surgery.
#livingthenightmare


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Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
I like pretending mine isn't there until I can have surgery.
#livingthenightmare
You sound like SenekaThe5th/Ayla


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
Anybody here ever get bored and just hammer nails through their testicles?


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I like pretending mine isn't there until I can have surgery.
#livingthenightmare
You sound like SenekaThe5th/Ayla
I know ayla. She's fun to talk to. I wish she'd get on steam more often.
Anybody here ever get bored and just hammer nails through their testicles?
Nope. :/


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I like hugs and making the world a better place. That and guns. Lots and lots of guns.
Anybody here ever get bored and just hammer nails through their testicles?
I truly question the thought process that led you to make this post.
Last Edit: March 10, 2015, 03:31:29 PM by Chakas


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
Anybody here ever get bored and just hammer nails through their testicles?
I truly question the thought process that lead you to make this post.

A few days back a friend and I were talking about the worst forms of torture we could think of. That was one that he posited, and I had a hard time coming up with something worse.

Also, *led.


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Long live NoNolesNeckin.

Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
I like pretending mine isn't there until I can have surgery.
#livingthenightmare
You sound like SenekaThe5th/Ayla
I know ayla. She's fun to talk to. I wish she'd get on steam more often.
Used to post on WHU a bit but then it died and idk if she even uses the skype group anymore.


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I like hugs and making the world a better place. That and guns. Lots and lots of guns.
Anybody here ever get bored and just hammer nails through their testicles?
I truly question the thought process that lead you to make this post.

A few days back a friend and I were talking about the worst forms of torture we could think of. That was one that he posited, and I had a hard time coming up with something worse.

Also, *led.

There are plenty of worse tortures out there. Just look it up. Medieval people were fucked up.


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I like pretending mine isn't there until I can have surgery.
#livingthenightmare
You sound like SenekaThe5th/Ayla
I know ayla. She's fun to talk to. I wish she'd get on steam more often.
Used to post on WHU a bit but then it died and idk if she even uses the skype group anymore.
I know you from the Skype group. Curly and I just kinda buggered off though. Got sick of racists and angry people.
Last Edit: March 10, 2015, 03:35:44 PM by Sylvie


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
Anybody here ever get bored and just hammer nails through their testicles?
I truly question the thought process that lead you to make this post.

A few days back a friend and I were talking about the worst forms of torture we could think of. That was one that he posited, and I had a hard time coming up with something worse.

Also, *led.

There are plenty of worse tortures out there. Just look it up. Medieval people were fucked up.

I'm aware. That was just what we could come up with, at least in terms of overall pain.


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what is this thread


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I like hugs and making the world a better place. That and guns. Lots and lots of guns.
what is this thread
A masterpiece that puts something that was generally understood among men but never mentioned into words.


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what is this thread
A masterpiece that puts something that was generally understood among men but never mentioned into words.
modern literature at it's finest i suppose.


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what is this thread
A masterpiece that puts something that was generally understood among men but never mentioned into words.
modern literature at it's finest i suppose.
I am the new Shakespeare

http://i.imgur.com/l0KjhZG.webm


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what is this thread
A masterpiece that puts something that was generally understood among men but never mentioned into words.
modern literature at it's finest i suppose.
I am the new Shakespeare

http://i.imgur.com/l0KjhZG.webm
that gif is irrelevant and also fucking hilarious


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Long live NoNolesNeckin.

Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
I like pretending mine isn't there until I can have surgery.
#livingthenightmare
You sound like SenekaThe5th/Ayla
I know ayla. She's fun to talk to. I wish she'd get on steam more often.
Used to post on WHU a bit but then it died and idk if she even uses the skype group anymore.
I know you from the Skype group. Curly and I just kinda buggered off though. Got sick of racists and angry people.
Matt still posts.

Wait. .  are you Mazzy?