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Anyone here ever get bored and just stare at their dick?

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I like hugs and making the world a better place. That and guns. Lots and lots of guns.
T4R? Like you just stare at your dick and flick it back and forth; Just wondering how weird it is that you have a penis? A floppy stick of rubbery floppy dick. Just flopping back and forth, flaccid and reflecting you attitude of boredom so well that you find it kind of funny?

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ayy lmao
sometimes i use casper's fist

 
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Quote from: RC5908 on December 13, 2014, 08:05:25 PM
sometimes i use casper's fist
How does one use someone else's fist to stare out their own dick?


 
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I like spinning it around in a circle and pretending it's a helicopter.. 

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Quote from: BerzerkCommando on December 13, 2014, 08:10:07 PM
I like spinning it around in a circle and pretending it's a helicopter..
lel

 
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Quote from: WORKSHOPWIZARD on December 13, 2014, 08:15:05 PM
Quote from: BerzerkCommando on December 13, 2014, 08:10:07 PM
I like spinning it around in a circle and pretending it's a helicopter..
lel
Same.

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Quote from: BerzerkCommando on December 13, 2014, 08:10:07 PM
I like spinning it around in a circle and pretending it's a helicopter..
I usually refer to it as windmilling, and I usually do it in front of a mirror, but helicopter is fine.

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lol i remember when my sister and i were super young she was always super jealous of my dick

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Quote from: Ryle | Lo Fi Rave Guy on December 13, 2014, 08:36:37 PM
lol i remember when my sister and i were super young she was always super jealous of my dick
is it furry lol

 
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Quote from: A Cheese Potato on December 13, 2014, 08:37:28 PM
Quote from: Ryle | Lo Fi Rave Guy on December 13, 2014, 08:36:37 PM
lol i remember when my sister and i were super young she was always super jealous of my dick
is it furry lol
i shave it dood

 
 
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Quote from: Ryle | Lo Fi Rave Guy on December 13, 2014, 08:38:59 PM
Quote from: A Cheese Potato on December 13, 2014, 08:37:28 PM
Quote from: Ryle | Lo Fi Rave Guy on December 13, 2014, 08:36:37 PM
lol i remember when my sister and i were super young she was always super jealous of my dick
is it furry lol
i shave it dood
okay lol

 
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I look at my dick with disgust and contempt.

 
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Quote from: Casper on December 13, 2014, 09:01:18 PM
I look at my dick with disgust and contempt.
Why? It's a floppy tool of baby making. I don't know why you would feel that way unless you have a micro-penis. If that's the case, I genuinely feel bad for you.

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               πŸ…±
Quote from: Chakas on December 13, 2014, 09:12:10 PM
Quote from: Casper on December 13, 2014, 09:01:18 PM
I look at my dick with disgust and contempt.
Why? It's a floppy tool of baby making. I don't know why you would feel that way unless you have a micro-penis. If that's the case, I genuinely feel bad for you.
No like, one cuz it's not a vagina. Like, what the hell? Where's my geneder option?
And two, if it's not gonna be a vagina, the be bigger! Like seriouslly! I ain't got time for mediocrity.

 
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Quote from: Casper on December 13, 2014, 09:14:51 PM
Quote from: Chakas on December 13, 2014, 09:12:10 PM
Quote from: Casper on December 13, 2014, 09:01:18 PM
I look at my dick with disgust and contempt.
Why? It's a floppy tool of baby making. I don't know why you would feel that way unless you have a micro-penis. If that's the case, I genuinely feel bad for you.
No like, one cuz it's not a vagina. Like, what the hell? Where's my geneder option?
And two, if it's not gonna be a vagina, the be bigger! Like seriouslly! I ain't got time for mediocrity.
Life's not much if you're going to complain about what you've been given and do nothing with it. You have a dick, so use it(when you're old enough). A baby cannon is meant to make babies. Get married and have a couple. Teach your kids to be absolute badasses who know how to do everything. Sports? Nah. Teach them how to take apart and rebuild an engine, weld, build shit, and all that. Having kids is an opportunity to make someone into the better person you never became. Also, why would you want a vagina? Vaginas are scary tools of pain and paranoia. They are pretty, but high maintenance. I'm glad I was born a man. Both because of circumstances that come with it and the physical, and interest aspects of it. I'm glad I got into guns and welding rather than being a woman and not being so interested in that kind of thing.

 
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Quote from: Casper on December 13, 2014, 09:14:51 PM
Quote from: Chakas on December 13, 2014, 09:12:10 PM
Quote from: Casper on December 13, 2014, 09:01:18 PM
I look at my dick with disgust and contempt.
Why? It's a floppy tool of baby making. I don't know why you would feel that way unless you have a micro-penis. If that's the case, I genuinely feel bad for you.
No like, one cuz it's not a vagina. Like, what the hell? Where's my geneder option?
And two, if it's not gonna be a vagina, the be bigger! Like seriouslly! I ain't got time for mediocrity.
Life's not much if you're going to complain about what you've been given and do nothing with it. You have a dick, so use it(when you're old enough). A baby cannon is meant to make babies. Get married and have a couple. Teach your kids to be absolute badasses who know how to do everything. Sports? Nah. Teach them how to take apart and rebuild an engine, weld, build shit, and all that. Having kids is an opportunity to make someone into the better person you never became. Also, why would you want a vagina? Vaginas are scary tools of pain and paranoia. They are pretty, but high maintenance. I'm glad I was born a man. Both because of circumstances that come with it and the physical, and interest aspects of it. I'm glad I got into guns and welding rather than being a woman and not being so interested in that kind of thing.
But I'm already really girly.  I don't care for "man" things.  And if I'm having kids, I wanna birth them, but everyone says I can't... And I already know I'm gonna have some kind of mental breakdown when it hits me that I really can't..

 
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Quote from: Casper on December 13, 2014, 09:14:51 PM
Quote from: Chakas on December 13, 2014, 09:12:10 PM
Quote from: Casper on December 13, 2014, 09:01:18 PM
I look at my dick with disgust and contempt.
Why? It's a floppy tool of baby making. I don't know why you would feel that way unless you have a micro-penis. If that's the case, I genuinely feel bad for you.
No like, one cuz it's not a vagina. Like, what the hell? Where's my geneder option?
And two, if it's not gonna be a vagina, the be bigger! Like seriouslly! I ain't got time for mediocrity.
Life's not much if you're going to complain about what you've been given and do nothing with it. You have a dick, so use it(when you're old enough). A baby cannon is meant to make babies. Get married and have a couple. Teach your kids to be absolute badasses who know how to do everything. Sports? Nah. Teach them how to take apart and rebuild an engine, weld, build shit, and all that. Having kids is an opportunity to make someone into the better person you never became. Also, why would you want a vagina? Vaginas are scary tools of pain and paranoia. They are pretty, but high maintenance. I'm glad I was born a man. Both because of circumstances that come with it and the physical, and interest aspects of it. I'm glad I got into guns and welding rather than being a woman and not being so interested in that kind of thing.
But I'm already really girly.  I don't care for "man" things.  And if I'm having kids, I wanna birth them, but everyone says I can't... And I already know I'm gonna have some kind of mental breakdown when it hits me that I really can't..
......well that's your problem. I can't really say I know what to say. Good luck with all that.

 
 
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Quote from: Casper on December 13, 2014, 09:23:41 PM
Quote from: Chakas on December 13, 2014, 09:20:29 PM
Quote from: Casper on December 13, 2014, 09:14:51 PM
Quote from: Chakas on December 13, 2014, 09:12:10 PM
Quote from: Casper on December 13, 2014, 09:01:18 PM
I look at my dick with disgust and contempt.
Why? It's a floppy tool of baby making. I don't know why you would feel that way unless you have a micro-penis. If that's the case, I genuinely feel bad for you.
No like, one cuz it's not a vagina. Like, what the hell? Where's my geneder option?
And two, if it's not gonna be a vagina, the be bigger! Like seriouslly! I ain't got time for mediocrity.
Life's not much if you're going to complain about what you've been given and do nothing with it. You have a dick, so use it(when you're old enough). A baby cannon is meant to make babies. Get married and have a couple. Teach your kids to be absolute badasses who know how to do everything. Sports? Nah. Teach them how to take apart and rebuild an engine, weld, build shit, and all that. Having kids is an opportunity to make someone into the better person you never became. Also, why would you want a vagina? Vaginas are scary tools of pain and paranoia. They are pretty, but high maintenance. I'm glad I was born a man. Both because of circumstances that come with it and the physical, and interest aspects of it. I'm glad I got into guns and welding rather than being a woman and not being so interested in that kind of thing.
But I'm already really girly.  I don't care for "man" things.  And if I'm having kids, I wanna birth them, but everyone says I can't... And I already know I'm gonna have some kind of mental breakdown when it hits me that I really can't..

What the fuck did I just read

 
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