Any vampires here?

clum clum · November 26, 2014, 11:52:03 AM

I mean real, true vampires. I am.

I had my awakening last year when I was 17. After a night of hanging out with some friends, I was visited by a vampire. He called himself Triumverus Caer. He came in through my bedroom window and spoke to me about his ability and his council.

He placed his hands upon my chest and I soon felt very cold. I dropped to my knees and looked up to him. He grabbed me by my neck and sunk his beautiful fangs into it. Oh, the feeling of such power coursing through my veins was almost orgasmic, I passed out from the pleasure.

When I awoke, there was a small scroll on the floor in front of my body. I sat up slowly, my whole body was dead cold. When i reached out for it and read it. I understood it completely. This is strange because it was written in Latin. It told me about my newfound powers.

What are my powers you ask? I have the ability to withdraw the energy from your body. A psychic vampire. This kind of vampire is special because I can still go out in the sun and have a normal functioning life. I feed off energy instead of blood.

So, here I am now, I've had my powers for little over a year. They're great. I'm in very high respect of the elders and I've become a sire to a few of my own underlings.

Mat Cauthon · November 26, 2014, 11:57:37 AM

clum clum · November 26, 2014, 12:03:46 PM

Quote from: Byrne on November 26, 2014, 11:57:37 AM

I don't get it.

Ásgeirr · November 26, 2014, 12:06:09 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 26, 2014, 12:03:46 PM

Quote from: Byrne on November 26, 2014, 11:57:37 AM

I don't get it.

thats because shes mine.

Mat Cauthon · November 26, 2014, 12:06:30 PM

Vampire.

Mat Cauthon · November 26, 2014, 12:08:49 PM

Best vampire

clum clum · November 26, 2014, 12:10:23 PM

Quote from: Byrne on November 26, 2014, 12:06:30 PM

Vampire.

Vampire.

Mr. Psychologist · November 26, 2014, 12:13:27 PM

Not exactly a vampire...

Mat Cauthon · November 26, 2014, 12:13:46 PM

BEST Vampire.

Mat Cauthon · November 26, 2014, 12:14:17 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 26, 2014, 12:13:27 PM

Not exactly a vampire...

Wasn't your hump on the other side earlier...?

Mr. Psychologist · November 26, 2014, 12:15:17 PM

Quote from: Byrne on November 26, 2014, 12:14:17 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 26, 2014, 12:13:27 PM

Not exactly a vampire...
Wasn't your hump on the other side earlier...?

I don't believe so >_>
That's the igor gif I've been using since B.next <.<

Mat Cauthon · November 26, 2014, 12:16:01 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 26, 2014, 12:15:17 PM

Quote from: Byrne on November 26, 2014, 12:14:17 PM
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 26, 2014, 12:13:27 PM

Not exactly a vampire...
Wasn't your hump on the other side earlier...?
I don't believe so >_>
That's the igor gif I've been using since B.next <.<

-_-

I guess you haven't seen the movie then.

Mr. Psychologist · November 26, 2014, 12:23:40 PM

Quote from: Byrne on November 26, 2014, 12:16:01 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 26, 2014, 12:15:17 PM
Quote from: Byrne on November 26, 2014, 12:14:17 PM
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 26, 2014, 12:13:27 PM

Not exactly a vampire...
Wasn't your hump on the other side earlier...?
I don't believe so >_>
That's the igor gif I've been using since B.next <.<
-_-

I guess you haven't seen the movie then.

I have not >.>

Casper · November 26, 2014, 12:24:39 PM

I hate being called that..

Naru · November 26, 2014, 12:25:47 PM

I wish my girlfriend sucked my blood.

Spoiler

Yuno where

Mat Cauthon · November 26, 2014, 12:26:24 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 26, 2014, 12:23:40 PM

Quote from: Byrne on November 26, 2014, 12:16:01 PM
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 26, 2014, 12:15:17 PM
Quote from: Byrne on November 26, 2014, 12:14:17 PM
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 26, 2014, 12:13:27 PM

Not exactly a vampire...
Wasn't your hump on the other side earlier...?
I don't believe so >_>
That's the igor gif I've been using since B.next <.<
-_-

I guess you haven't seen the movie then.
I have not >.>

You should.

Mat Cauthon · November 26, 2014, 12:27:28 PM

Quote from: Naru on November 26, 2014, 12:25:47 PM

I wish my girlfriend sucked my blood.

Spoiler
Yuno where

Mr. Psychologist · November 26, 2014, 12:27:36 PM

Quote from: Byrne on November 26, 2014, 12:26:24 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 26, 2014, 12:23:40 PM
Quote from: Byrne on November 26, 2014, 12:16:01 PM
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 26, 2014, 12:15:17 PM
Quote from: Byrne on November 26, 2014, 12:14:17 PM
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 26, 2014, 12:13:27 PM

Not exactly a vampire...
Wasn't your hump on the other side earlier...?
I don't believe so >_>
That's the igor gif I've been using since B.next <.<
-_-

I guess you haven't seen the movie then.
I have not >.>
You should.

I probably should, but I don't actually know the name of the film <.<

There are so many Dracula films now that to figure out the original is too much effort after I was subjected to this awful and I don't mean that lightly I mean scraping the barrel of 70s shite BBC adaptation at school .______.

Casper · November 26, 2014, 12:28:20 PM

Quote from: Naru on November 26, 2014, 12:25:47 PM

I wish my girlfriend sucked my blood.

Spoiler
Yuno where

So things are kay?

Mat Cauthon · November 26, 2014, 12:28:27 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 26, 2014, 12:27:36 PM

Quote from: Byrne on November 26, 2014, 12:26:24 PM
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 26, 2014, 12:23:40 PM
Quote from: Byrne on November 26, 2014, 12:16:01 PM
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 26, 2014, 12:15:17 PM
Quote from: Byrne on November 26, 2014, 12:14:17 PM
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 26, 2014, 12:13:27 PM

Not exactly a vampire...
Wasn't your hump on the other side earlier...?
I don't believe so >_>
That's the igor gif I've been using since B.next <.<
-_-

I guess you haven't seen the movie then.
I have not >.>
You should.
I probably should, but I don't actually know the name of the film <.<

There are so many Dracula films now that to figure out the original is too much effort after I was subjected to this awful and I don't mean that lightly I mean scraping the barrel of 70s shite BBC adaptation at school .______.

It's from a comedy, let me go take a look at it, I've forgotten the name.

Naru · November 26, 2014, 12:30:06 PM

Quote from: Casper on November 26, 2014, 12:28:20 PM

Quote from: Naru on November 26, 2014, 12:25:47 PM
I wish my girlfriend sucked my blood.

Spoiler
Yuno where

So things are kay?

I just sent a long message to her last night and still nothing yet. I even said Happy Thanksgiving in case she went that far. Few more details I'll leave out.

clum clum · November 26, 2014, 12:35:09 PM

Quote from: Casper on November 26, 2014, 12:24:39 PM

I hate being called that..

And why might that be, my dear boy?

Casper · November 26, 2014, 12:36:38 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 26, 2014, 12:35:09 PM

Quote from: Casper on November 26, 2014, 12:24:39 PM
I hate being called that..

And why might that be, my dear boy?

Same reason people call me emo, I guess..

clum clum · November 26, 2014, 12:38:08 PM

Quote from: Casper on November 26, 2014, 12:36:38 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 26, 2014, 12:35:09 PM
Quote from: Casper on November 26, 2014, 12:24:39 PM
I hate being called that..

And why might that be, my dear boy?
Same reason people call me emo, I guess..

Okay... I've never been called a vampire before, though.

Casper · November 26, 2014, 12:39:12 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 26, 2014, 12:38:08 PM

Quote from: Casper on November 26, 2014, 12:36:38 PM
Quote from: Numb Digger on November 26, 2014, 12:35:09 PM
Quote from: Casper on November 26, 2014, 12:24:39 PM
I hate being called that..

And why might that be, my dear boy?
Same reason people call me emo, I guess..

Okay... I've never been called a vampire before, though.

It isn't pleasant.
And it doesn't help that I'm so pale.

clum clum · November 26, 2014, 12:41:51 PM

Quote from: Casper on November 26, 2014, 12:39:12 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 26, 2014, 12:38:08 PM
Quote from: Casper on November 26, 2014, 12:36:38 PM
Quote from: Numb Digger on November 26, 2014, 12:35:09 PM
Quote from: Casper on November 26, 2014, 12:24:39 PM
I hate being called that..

And why might that be, my dear boy?
Same reason people call me emo, I guess..

Okay... I've never been called a vampire before, though.
It isn't pleasant.
And it doesn't help that I'm so pale.

I'm as white as a ghost, too.

Casper · November 26, 2014, 12:42:53 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 26, 2014, 12:41:51 PM

Quote from: Casper on November 26, 2014, 12:39:12 PM
Quote from: Numb Digger on November 26, 2014, 12:38:08 PM
Quote from: Casper on November 26, 2014, 12:36:38 PM
Quote from: Numb Digger on November 26, 2014, 12:35:09 PM
Quote from: Casper on November 26, 2014, 12:24:39 PM
I hate being called that..

And why might that be, my dear boy?
Same reason people call me emo, I guess..

Okay... I've never been called a vampire before, though.
It isn't pleasant.
And it doesn't help that I'm so pale.

I'm as white as a ghost, too.

Yeah, but so is all of your island.

clum clum · November 26, 2014, 12:44:13 PM

Quote from: Casper on November 26, 2014, 12:42:53 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 26, 2014, 12:41:51 PM
Quote from: Casper on November 26, 2014, 12:39:12 PM
Quote from: Numb Digger on November 26, 2014, 12:38:08 PM
Quote from: Casper on November 26, 2014, 12:36:38 PM
Quote from: Numb Digger on November 26, 2014, 12:35:09 PM
Quote from: Casper on November 26, 2014, 12:24:39 PM
I hate being called that..

And why might that be, my dear boy?
Same reason people call me emo, I guess..

Okay... I've never been called a vampire before, though.
It isn't pleasant.
And it doesn't help that I'm so pale.

I'm as white as a ghost, too.
but so is all of your island.

Ahahahahhaa... no. Not at all.

Doctor Doom · November 26, 2014, 12:44:20 PM

No, but I'm currently attempting to write a novel involving vampires.

Mat Cauthon · November 26, 2014, 12:45:45 PM

We need to have a white off.
lol