Another woman fail

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Asked a girl out at the shit job I work at yesterday. Cute redhead, nice big ass. Asked her out to coffee and she gave me her number. Haven't texted her yet. I was going to tonight, but then I saw something on my way out. She was smoking outside. What do? Still text her and tell her I don't go out with smokers?
Last Edit: April 10, 2015, 06:10:53 PM by RomanGladiator


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I'd still text her


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I'd still text her
The booty is so tempting, but I cannot go against my principles.


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I'd still text her
The booty is so tempting, but I cannot go against my principles.
Ass > principles

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OP doesn't do smokers.
Half of the post was cut off before he edited it.

OT: Are you eight? Jesus, no one's forcing you to smoke, just go out on a date with her. It's not like she's going to light up a cigarette in the coffee shop and blow the smoke in your face.


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OP doesn't do smokers.
Half of the post was cut off before he edited it.

OT: Are you eight? Jesus, no one's forcing you to smoke, just go out on a date with her. It's not like she's going to light up a cigarette in the coffee shop and blow the smoke in your face.
It's more than that...my straight-edge personality cannot go out with a smoker. People who do that are paying money to slowly ruin their lives. Yes, she's pretty, but that's the biggest turn of there is.


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OP doesn't do smokers.
Half of the post was cut off before he edited it.

OT: Are you eight? Jesus, no one's forcing you to smoke, just go out on a date with her. It's not like she's going to light up a cigarette in the coffee shop and blow the smoke in your face.
It's more than that...my straight-edge personality cannot go out with a smoker. People who do that are paying money to slowly ruin their lives. Yes, she's pretty, but that's the biggest turn of there is.


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OP doesn't do smokers.
Half of the post was cut off before he edited it.

OT: Are you eight? Jesus, no one's forcing you to smoke, just go out on a date with her. It's not like she's going to light up a cigarette in the coffee shop and blow the smoke in your face.
It's more than that...my straight-edge personality cannot go out with a smoker. People who do that are paying money to slowly ruin their lives. Yes, she's pretty, but that's the biggest turn of there is.
Stop being so picky


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OP doesn't do smokers.
Half of the post was cut off before he edited it.

OT: Are you eight? Jesus, no one's forcing you to smoke, just go out on a date with her. It's not like she's going to light up a cigarette in the coffee shop and blow the smoke in your face.
It's more than that...my straight-edge personality cannot go out with a smoker. People who do that are paying money to slowly ruin their lives. Yes, she's pretty, but that's the biggest turn of there is.
Stop being so picky
I don't stick my dick in low class.


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OP doesn't do smokers.
Half of the post was cut off before he edited it.

OT: Are you eight? Jesus, no one's forcing you to smoke, just go out on a date with her. It's not like she's going to light up a cigarette in the coffee shop and blow the smoke in your face.
It's more than that...my straight-edge personality cannot go out with a smoker. People who do that are paying money to slowly ruin their lives. Yes, she's pretty, but that's the biggest turn of there is.
Stop being so picky
I don't stick my dick in low class.
You won't stick your dick in anything if you go about it like this


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I know where you're coming from on this. My brother smokes, but I still think you should give her a chance. If she smokes in front of you, tell her not to politely.

If you two get to know each other well, and if she has any will power, she can quit, but right away you assume "Oh she smokes, well fuck this I might as well as go back to being a beta and ditch her."

This is why I don't help you anymore. You treat women like their fucking items on a store shelve. Admit it. All you want is sex. You don't even care for a relationship. You're an asshole. A self righteous asshole that won't get far in life unless YOU change your attitude towards women and people alike. Mainly women.

And being a douchebag about it doesn't help either. If she's not going to quit smoking and doesn't have the will power to in order for her to show that she does care about you, then you have the right to move on. Otherwise, no.

She could have been a smoker due to peer pressure. That's how my brother became a smoker, and it sucks because I still can't get my brother to quit. And yet he still has a loving family and is doing well aside from the smoking.

So are you going to do the right thing and actually give her a chance first or are you just going to pussy out like always?

You know I'd tell you a story about a girl I know who used to smoke, but that's private information that I shouldn't share on here, and a mod would kill me if I did.


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Meh. Date first, and if it goes any further ask about it. I'm sure if it got further either she'd limit it or stop, or you could get over it.

Complaining on a first date gets you fuck all.


 
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Well, you know what you could do? Maybe she's quite a decent person. Maybe you'll start a long relationship that equals her being the only person you'll ever want to be round again.

With somebody like that? Support them. Maybe you could ease her into trying to quit. There's no law that says you can't. Especially if you love somebody.

Love is a good reason to do anything good. And you hear stories about fat people going through what they did to get into shape because they loved somebody. The same can apply with smoking.

But then again, you seem mainly focused on her ass instead. Who am I to call it, at this point.

I know, even as a friend, I've suggested to other good friends of mine to quit. And I've stood with them through the whole thing.

In fact I did something more for an edge to help them.


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Well, you know what you could do? Maybe she's quite a decent person. Maybe you'll start a long relationship that equals her being the only person you'll ever want to be round again.

With somebody like that? Support them. Maybe you could ease her into trying to quit. There's no law that says you can't. Especially if you love somebody.

Love is a good reason to do anything good. And you hear stories about fat people going through what they did to get into shape because they loved somebody. The same can apply with smoking.

But then again, you seem mainly focused on her ass instead. Who am I to call it, at this point.

I know, even as a friend, I've suggested to other good friends of mine to quit. And I've stood with them through the whole thing.

In fact I did something more for an edge to help them.
I'm not interested in a relationship with her, or anyone. Her ass is why I asked her out; I want it.


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So than why is smoking a problem if all you want is that ass?


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So than why is smoking a problem if all you want is that ass?
Because...smoking is horrible. And the fact that I don't do it makes me feel like I'm better than those that do. It is a terrible life decision. I'm healthy. Wouldn't want to fuck someone who isn't.


 
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So than why is smoking a problem if all you want is that ass?

Couldn't agree more. What the fuck is she going to do?

Blow smoke rings around his dick? If he's just in it for the sex then may as well toss out most of his morals anyway otherwise he's no right to bitch about her being a smoker.

"I don't want to get with you cause you smoke."

"But actually, the only reason I want to get with you is because I want to see that ass bounce."

Hypocrytical, really.


 
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I mean you've actually got the gall to judge her for smoking when all you yourself want to do is fuck her?

You're not even interested in anything else?

Go fuck yourself then, really. Stick to your guns and ditch.

In fact, maybe that's why she smokes lol.


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So than why is smoking a problem if all you want is that ass?
Because...smoking is horrible. And the fact that I don't do it makes me feel like I'm better than those that do. It is a terrible life decision. I'm healthy. Wouldn't want to fuck someone who isn't.
Yet you jerk your dick to obese women


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Well, you know what you could do? Maybe she's quite a decent person. Maybe you'll start a long relationship that equals her being the only person you'll ever want to be round again.

With somebody like that? Support them. Maybe you could ease her into trying to quit. There's no law that says you can't. Especially if you love somebody.

Love is a good reason to do anything good. And you hear stories about fat people going through what they did to get into shape because they loved somebody. The same can apply with smoking.

But then again, you seem mainly focused on her ass instead. Who am I to call it, at this point.

I know, even as a friend, I've suggested to other good friends of mine to quit. And I've stood with them through the whole thing.

In fact I did something more for an edge to help them.
I'm not interested in a relationship with her, or anyone. Her ass is why I asked her out; I want it.

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Deci, being a white knight won't get you laid

If I cared about getting laid so much I'd go to Vegas and fuck a prostitute.


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Deci, being a white knight won't get you laid

If I cared about getting laid so much I'd go to Vegas and fuck a prostitute.
White knighting won't even get you a relationship either. Nobody likes a White knight


 
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"I cannot go against my principles."

I'm sorry. I can't. It's actually laughable to me. I mean I haven't laughed at something so hard in a long while. Strict principles, against smokers. A disliking and avoidance of them like the plague, and I wouldn't be surprised if there's critisim in there too.

When you yourself are just a walking pair of balls whose only intention is to get fucked.

Tell you what. Just find a hooker instead.

Don't even bother preaching principles here because that's just laughable.


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Deci, being a white knight won't get you laid

If I cared about getting laid so much I'd go to Vegas and fuck a prostitute.

>implygin u wouldnt pussy out


 
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Remember, OP, if she smokes she pokes.