Americans of Sep7: How many times a day do you clap

Septy · November 05, 2015, 07:57:00 PM

Clapping is such a main part of our culture. I clap when the pizza guy gets here, waitress brings us our food, when I get a green light, and at the end of movies.

Jester · November 05, 2015, 07:57:26 PM

I clap with deez nuts

clum clum · November 05, 2015, 07:58:00 PM

I shit in my hands and then clap

Jester · November 05, 2015, 07:59:20 PM

Got em

November 05, 2015, 08:03:45 PM

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cgzAdHCb2z

Thun · November 05, 2015, 08:05:19 PM

after movies

clum clum · November 05, 2015, 08:05:53 PM

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jqtsOK1DRs

clum clum · November 05, 2015, 08:07:19 PM

teehehehehe

November 05, 2015, 08:07:50 PM

Quote from: KinderEssen on November 05, 2015, 08:05:53 PM

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jqtsOK1DRs

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e1NZeRNhFe

Solonoid · November 05, 2015, 08:09:25 PM

People get stupid fucking ideas about our country because of people like you.

Jive Turkey · November 05, 2015, 08:10:41 PM

When people mess up

Zonda · November 05, 2015, 08:14:07 PM

Septy · November 05, 2015, 08:34:20 PM

Quote from: Oʙʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ Eᴘsɪʟᴏɴ on November 05, 2015, 08:09:25 PM

People get stupid fucking ideas about our country because of people like you.

I clapped to this post

Verbatim · November 05, 2015, 08:35:08 PM

Quote from: Oʙʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ Eᴘsɪʟᴏɴ on November 05, 2015, 08:09:25 PM

People get stupid fucking ideas about our country because of people like you.

Jester · November 05, 2015, 08:36:11 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on November 05, 2015, 08:35:08 PM

Quote from: Oʙʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ Eᴘsɪʟᴏɴ on November 05, 2015, 08:09:25 PM
People get stupid fucking ideas about our country because of people like you.

The Lord Slide Rule · November 05, 2015, 08:37:03 PM

Almost never

The Lord Ruler · November 05, 2015, 08:46:30 PM

Not even once a day

Batch · November 05, 2015, 08:53:31 PM

>Be Americano
>DinduNuffin invades 7/11
>'Gimme da cool aids'
>Obama has been unemployed for months
>Clerk flings curry at nigga
>Nigga whips out a big lipped glock
>Police turn up shoot nigger 50 times

HinduNuffin claps
Thug cops clap
Innocent customer claps whilst bleeding from ricochet
Dead nigga claps

Coco · November 05, 2015, 08:55:52 PM

Every time I wake up from a good dream.
After I successfully brush my teeth.
When the bus driver gets me to and from campus.
When each professor finishes their lecture + every time I'm given a grade.
After eating lunch at McDanks (obviously right after tipping the guy working the fryer).
At the end of every good Youtube video.
When I win a game of Halo.
After eating dinner at Burger King.
Right before I go to sleep for good luck.

A few times a day.

TB · November 05, 2015, 08:56:59 PM

Maybe like twice a day at most.

SecondClass · November 05, 2015, 08:57:18 PM

I still don't get this "Americans clap for everything" shit. The only thing I can think of is Americans clapping when the movie ends at a theater, which really isn't even that big of a deal.

TB · November 05, 2015, 08:58:04 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on November 05, 2015, 08:57:18 PM

I still don't get this "Americans clap for everything" shit. The only thing I can think of is Americans clapping when the movie ends at a theater, which really isn't even that big of a deal.

Or sporting events. (Which you're supposed to do anyway.)

Batch · November 05, 2015, 09:01:49 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on November 05, 2015, 08:57:18 PM

I still don't get this "Americans clap for everything" shit. The only thing I can think of is Americans clapping when the movie ends at a theater, which really isn't even that big of a deal.

Id clap everytime a nigga got shot.

cuneif · November 05, 2015, 09:03:54 PM

A lot.

November 05, 2015, 10:01:24 PM

Kitsune 狐 · November 05, 2015, 10:05:09 PM

I clap at work when people are being dumb, so I clap a lot.

Korra · November 05, 2015, 10:10:36 PM

i clap at ember's amazing posts

clum clum · November 05, 2015, 10:15:17 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on November 05, 2015, 08:57:18 PM

I still don't get this "Americans clap for everything" shit. The only thing I can think of is Americans clapping when the movie ends at a theater, which really isn't even that big of a deal.

LOL WHAT THE FUCK

DO AMERICANS ACTUALLY DO THIS

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Doctor Doom · November 05, 2015, 10:25:37 PM

I clap every time Ender likes one of my posts.

Korra · November 05, 2015, 10:30:06 PM

Oh yeah

Emily like this post.