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approximately how many car bombings in the name of allah do you witness every day

Now this just might be me, but I only saw two carbombing and a beheadi.... Three carbombings.

Oh... and a partial decapitation.

But since it's now 0bong and 30 ticks, only two carbombings and a beheading for yesterday. Allah save the sultanate.


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They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating mYsELF
I hear there's UK versions of The Office and Inbetweeners and Top Gear. Is this true?


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approximately how many car bombings in the name of allah do you witness every day

None. 10 less than the US then


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ur a fukn fgt m8 ill fukin shank ya mum blud

Nobody in the UK speaks like that, for starters
Chavs.

/UK

I live in the south, so I know exactly what Chavs are like, and they don't speak like that
y u lyin

I've heard people talk like that in London.

No you haven't
HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE FROM THE FUCKING SOUTH BLUD

Because I was born in Ealing, London, and I've spent a lot of time there over the years, as soon as i'm out of college i'm going straight to London for Uni
Seriously though, chavs talk like that. I don't care who you are or how long you've been in London, that's pretty much how they talk. It may be slightly exaggerated for comedic effect, but it's not complete fiction like you're making out to be. I've seen and heard it.

But what you said was just a really, really bad impression of then


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I hear there's UK versions of The Office and Inbetweeners and Top Gear. Is this true?

I think you'll find that those are the original, best versions. Then crappy US versions were made


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ur a fukn fgt m8 ill fukin shank ya mum blud

Nobody in the UK speaks like that, for starters
Chavs.

/UK

I live in the south, so I know exactly what Chavs are like, and they don't speak like that
y u lyin

I've heard people talk like that in London.

No you haven't
HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE FROM THE FUCKING SOUTH BLUD

Because I was born in Ealing, London, and I've spent a lot of time there over the years, as soon as i'm out of college i'm going straight to London for Uni
Seriously though, chavs talk like that. I don't care who you are or how long you've been in London, that's pretty much how they talk. It may be slightly exaggerated for comedic effect, but it's not complete fiction like you're making out to be. I've seen and heard it.

But what you said was just a really, really bad impression of then
You should watch an episode of Jeremy Kyle.


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approximately how many car bombings in the name of allah do you witness every day

None. 10 less than the US then
? What made you think we blow up people in the US?

We just lynch niggers and shoot honkies, per usual.


 
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They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating mYsELF

I hear there's UK versions of The Office and Inbetweeners and Top Gear. Is this true?

I think you'll find that those are the original, best versions. Then crappy US versions were made
Pffft, the Uk versions probably suk


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ur a fukn fgt m8 ill fukin shank ya mum blud

Nobody in the UK speaks like that, for starters
Chavs.

/UK

I live in the south, so I know exactly what Chavs are like, and they don't speak like that
y u lyin

I've heard people talk like that in London.

No you haven't
HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE FROM THE FUCKING SOUTH BLUD

Because I was born in Ealing, London, and I've spent a lot of time there over the years, as soon as i'm out of college i'm going straight to London for Uni
Seriously though, chavs talk like that. I don't care who you are or how long you've been in London, that's pretty much how they talk. It may be slightly exaggerated for comedic effect, but it's not complete fiction like you're making out to be. I've seen and heard it.

But what you said was just a really, really bad impression of then
You should watch an episode of Jeremy Kyle.

I love that show, Human bear-baiting is most amusing >.>