All Woman Cast Ocean's Eleven

Coomer · November 27, 2015, 11:45:40 PM

It's happening
Jesus fucking Christ no

Ocean's Eleven was about the class, the cast, and the comedy
There is nothing they are bringing to the table that can be added with a women cast

I can tell you what it's going to be

The strong tough lead woman who won't take any shit
Probably a bitchy troublesome chick who makes everything harder
Maybe one a black comedic relief woman

First Ghostbusters and now this
Will this be a trend of just replacing ensemble casts with women just for the fuck of it?
God you won't even be able to say anything or else you'll picked apart by feminazis

Ocean's Eleven is one of my favorite heist movies and now they're going to shit on it

Batch · November 27, 2015, 11:54:03 PM

But why? Some women really can't be witty without straight out ruining the mood of a movie.

Not a single male? Whats the point?

Thun · November 27, 2015, 11:54:14 PM

It'll only get worse if Clinton becomes president.

Thun · November 27, 2015, 11:55:06 PM

Quote from: Batch on November 27, 2015, 11:54:03 PM

But why? Some women really can't be witty without straight out ruining the mood of a movie.

Not a single male? Whats the point?

Feminist pandering is really hip right now.

Batch · November 27, 2015, 11:56:39 PM

Quote from: Thunder on November 27, 2015, 11:55:06 PM

Quote from: Batch on November 27, 2015, 11:54:03 PM
But why? Some women really can't be witty without straight out ruining the mood of a movie.

Not a single male? Whats the point?
Feminist pandering is really hip right now.

It'll also generate shit movies. Which critics will eat up. Then probably be called misogynistic cause reaaons

Thun · November 27, 2015, 11:58:40 PM

Quote from: Batch on November 27, 2015, 11:56:39 PM

Quote from: Thunder on November 27, 2015, 11:55:06 PM
Quote from: Batch on November 27, 2015, 11:54:03 PM
But why? Some women really can't be witty without straight out ruining the mood of a movie.

Not a single male? Whats the point?
Feminist pandering is really hip right now.
It'll also generate shit movies. Which critics will eat up. Then probably be called misogynistic cause reaaons

Hopefully, when the Ghostbusters film bombs they'll panic and cancel the project.

Ocean's 11 is supposed to be about cool guys. How in fuck's name is that gonna transition with an all female cast?

Elegiac · November 28, 2015, 12:07:17 AM

Strange

November 28, 2015, 12:46:49 AM

Quote from: Thunder on November 27, 2015, 11:58:40 PM

Quote from: Batch on November 27, 2015, 11:56:39 PM
Quote from: Thunder on November 27, 2015, 11:55:06 PM
Quote from: Batch on November 27, 2015, 11:54:03 PM
But why? Some women really can't be witty without straight out ruining the mood of a movie.

Not a single male? Whats the point?
Feminist pandering is really hip right now.
It'll also generate shit movies. Which critics will eat up. Then probably be called misogynistic cause reaaons
Hopefully, when the Ghostbusters film bombs they'll panic and cancel the project.

Ocean's 11 is supposed to be about cool guys. How in fuck's name is that gonna transition with an all female cast?

Girls are cooler than guys so it should be a no brainer

Too bad Hollywood producers can't write female dialogue for shit. That's what's going to bring the movie down, not the fact that it's a gender inverted remake

Nick McIntyre · November 28, 2015, 12:49:40 AM

There's also going to be a Men in Black 4 with "Women in Black" starring in the movie.

challengerX · November 28, 2015, 07:04:17 AM

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Mordo · November 28, 2015, 07:08:32 AM

Funny how they always want to coast of the successes of other franchises like Ghostbusters, MiB, Ocean's Eleven etc without actually coming up with a y'know, original franchise.

Solonoid · November 28, 2015, 07:08:47 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on November 28, 2015, 12:46:49 AM

Quote from: Thunder on November 27, 2015, 11:58:40 PM
Quote from: Batch on November 27, 2015, 11:56:39 PM
Quote from: Thunder on November 27, 2015, 11:55:06 PM
Quote from: Batch on November 27, 2015, 11:54:03 PM
But why? Some women really can't be witty without straight out ruining the mood of a movie.

Not a single male? Whats the point?
Feminist pandering is really hip right now.
It'll also generate shit movies. Which critics will eat up. Then probably be called misogynistic cause reaaons
Hopefully, when the Ghostbusters film bombs they'll panic and cancel the project.

Ocean's 11 is supposed to be about cool guys. How in fuck's name is that gonna transition with an all female cast?
Girls are cooler than guys so it should be a no brainer

Too bad Hollywood producers can't write female dialogue for shit. That's what's going to bring the movie down, not the fact that it's a gender inverted remake

Lol you wish.

Women are good for fucking nothing.
They're not even that great in bed.

Thun · November 28, 2015, 08:25:55 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on November 28, 2015, 12:46:49 AM

Girls are cooler than guys so it should be a no brainer

Is that why you want to be one?

To be cool.

November 28, 2015, 12:50:20 PM

Quote from: Thunder on November 28, 2015, 08:25:55 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on November 28, 2015, 12:46:49 AM
Girls are cooler than guys so it should be a no brainer
Is that why you want to be one?

To be cool.

Well I'm already cool enough, but the coolest woman in the world is cooler than the coolest man in the world

@Solonoid
lmao you're so wrong

Cindy · November 28, 2015, 01:48:17 PM

Stupid idea

But I love that people are picking it apart for having an all women cast and being "le evil feemuhnist" and not just being a shitty re-hash movie

Last movie was all men and no nigga had a problem with it. Who gives a shit if it's all women? Just gonna suck ass because it's a shitty re-make, fam.

Nick McIntyre · November 28, 2015, 02:16:07 PM

Quote from: Cindo on November 28, 2015, 01:48:17 PM

Stupid idea

But I love that people are picking it apart for having an all women cast and being "le evil feemuhnist" and not just being a shitty re-hash movie

Last movie was all men and no nigga had a problem with it. Who gives a shit if it's all women? Just gonna suck ass because it's a shitty re-make, fam.

Probably because the all-female cast is the cherry on top of the shit-cake.

Cindy · November 28, 2015, 03:25:15 PM

Quote from: Nick McIntyre on November 28, 2015, 02:16:07 PM

Quote from: Cindo on November 28, 2015, 01:48:17 PM
Stupid idea

But I love that people are picking it apart for having an all women cast and being "le evil feemuhnist" and not just being a shitty re-hash movie

Last movie was all men and no nigga had a problem with it. Who gives a shit if it's all women? Just gonna suck ass because it's a shitty re-make, fam.

Probably because the all-female cast is the cherry on top of the shit-cake.

"I'm not sexist guys I swear"

Girl of Mystery · November 28, 2015, 05:37:55 PM

Quote from: Cindo on November 28, 2015, 03:25:15 PM

Quote from: Nick McIntyre on November 28, 2015, 02:16:07 PM
Quote from: Cindo on November 28, 2015, 01:48:17 PM
Stupid idea

But I love that people are picking it apart for having an all women cast and being "le evil feemuhnist" and not just being a shitty re-hash movie

Last movie was all men and no nigga had a problem with it. Who gives a shit if it's all women? Just gonna suck ass because it's a shitty re-make, fam.

Probably because the all-female cast is the cherry on top of the shit-cake.
"I'm not sexist guys I swear"

That doesn't make him sexist, though.

It's a shitty rehash that only exists to appeal to Internet "feminists" and modern day "feminists", who will then proceed to use the film to cry misogyny and sexism when someone says it's shit.

Coomer · November 28, 2015, 05:47:39 PM

Quote from: Cindo on November 28, 2015, 03:25:15 PM

Quote from: Nick McIntyre on November 28, 2015, 02:16:07 PM
Quote from: Cindo on November 28, 2015, 01:48:17 PM
Stupid idea

But I love that people are picking it apart for having an all women cast and being "le evil feemuhnist" and not just being a shitty re-hash movie

Last movie was all men and no nigga had a problem with it. Who gives a shit if it's all women? Just gonna suck ass because it's a shitty re-make, fam.

Probably because the all-female cast is the cherry on top of the shit-cake.
"I'm not sexist guys I swear"

It's not because they're replacing the cast with women
It's the reason why
There is literally no point other than an "empowering" movie that's really a cash grab

Cindy · November 28, 2015, 06:04:28 PM

Quote from: IngloriousWho98 on November 28, 2015, 05:47:39 PM

Quote from: Cindo on November 28, 2015, 03:25:15 PM
Quote from: Nick McIntyre on November 28, 2015, 02:16:07 PM
Quote from: Cindo on November 28, 2015, 01:48:17 PM
Stupid idea

But I love that people are picking it apart for having an all women cast and being "le evil feemuhnist" and not just being a shitty re-hash movie

Last movie was all men and no nigga had a problem with it. Who gives a shit if it's all women? Just gonna suck ass because it's a shitty re-make, fam.

Probably because the all-female cast is the cherry on top of the shit-cake.
"I'm not sexist guys I swear"

It's not because they're replacing the cast with women
It's the reason why
There is literally no point other than an "empowering" movie that's really a cash grab

Which I agree with

Not defending the movie, lad - there's literally almost no chance it will be any kind of not-shit.

But look at thread, mate. People talking about how girls can't act, about how the roles will all be dumbed down and how the actresses would always suck and be bad and do cliches and so on.

Saying the movie is gonna be shit because it's only being made to have an all female cast and be some "empowerment" shtick isn't sexist, just the truth. Saying that the movie is gonna be shit because it's going to have an all-girl cast and girls are worse actors than men is.

Assassin 11D7 · November 29, 2015, 12:44:38 AM

idk man idk

Big Boss · November 29, 2015, 06:07:09 AM

Is Melissa Mcarthy going to be in it?