All too easy

gats · September 25, 2015, 04:21:44 PM

Quote from: ☢ Nuketown on September 25, 2015, 10:24:07 AM

You ate her out and she only gave you a handy?
Hahahaha

Holy shit even just the way you talk about it, you're such a fucking beta.

>literally coming from you

gats · September 25, 2015, 04:22:15 PM

but yeah roman why did you feel depressed? i mean what were you expecting?

DAS B00T x2 · September 25, 2015, 04:25:47 PM

Quote from: guts on September 25, 2015, 04:21:44 PM

Quote from: ☢ Nuketown on September 25, 2015, 10:24:07 AM
You ate her out and she only gave you a handy?
Hahahaha

Holy shit even just the way you talk about it, you're such a fucking beta.
>literally coming from you

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Dietrich Six · September 25, 2015, 04:26:13 PM

This whole thread is depressing, Jesus...

DAS B00T x2 · September 25, 2015, 04:31:39 PM

And it's okay, Roman, you're probably gotten more from a woman now than most people here.

Verbatim · September 25, 2015, 04:32:55 PM

Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on September 25, 2015, 04:31:39 PM

And it's okay, Roman, you're probably gotten more from a woman now than most people here.

did you see her

he can have it

RomanGladiator · September 25, 2015, 04:33:52 PM

Quote from: guts on September 25, 2015, 04:22:15 PM

but yeah roman why did you feel depressed? i mean what were you expecting?

She didn't look as good as her pictures. On my drive back home it was the worst I've felt in a while. I made a mistake and I wish I could reverse it. I want to have a relationship with a beautiful woman with similar interests, but that has never happened so I got desperate and made a mistake. I learned a lesson.

DAS B00T x2 · September 25, 2015, 04:33:57 PM

Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on September 25, 2015, 04:32:55 PM

Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on September 25, 2015, 04:31:39 PM
And it's okay, Roman, you're probably gotten more from a woman now than most people here.
did you see her

he can have it

I mean, I'm sure she's actually fat because Roman...

Spoiler

but that picture Ruler posted was teenage Cheat.

Verbatim · September 25, 2015, 04:34:53 PM

oh lol WHOOPS SORRY CHEAT

Desty · September 25, 2015, 04:35:35 PM

Damn son what is this thread

Verbatim · September 25, 2015, 04:35:51 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on September 25, 2015, 04:33:52 PM

Quote from: guts on September 25, 2015, 04:22:15 PM
but yeah roman why did you feel depressed? i mean what were you expecting?
She didn't look as good as her pictures. On my drive back home it was the worst I've felt in a while. I made a mistake and I wish I could reverse it. I want to have a relationship with a beautiful woman with similar interests, but that has never happened so I got desperate and made a mistake. I learned a lesson.

yeah

"be a shallow cunt"

great lesson
you've learned well

gats · September 25, 2015, 04:37:22 PM

Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on September 25, 2015, 04:34:53 PM

oh lol WHOOPS SORRY CHEAT

WAIT FUCKING WAIT
YOU THOUGHT THAT PICTURE OF FATCHEAT WAS THE GIRL?

OH MY FUCKING GOD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOL

Naru · September 25, 2015, 04:37:36 PM

Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on September 25, 2015, 04:34:53 PM

oh lol WHOOPS SORRY CHEAT

I'm eating subway and almost choked. Fuck you for thinking cheat was Roman's woman

Verbatim · September 25, 2015, 04:38:03 PM

i thought it looked familiar, but i wasn't sure lmao

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gats · September 25, 2015, 04:39:52 PM

i haven't laughed like that in a while
thanks verb

Verbatim · September 25, 2015, 04:40:19 PM

Quote from: Eddie Puss on September 25, 2015, 04:39:17 PM

Honestly you should be on your knees thanking God that you of all people managed to get laid

he didn't, though

oral sex isn't laying

Mr. Psychologist · September 25, 2015, 04:41:54 PM

Well uh... congratulations I guess Roman.

I'd like to wish you and cheat a happy relationship together.

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Jive Turkey · September 25, 2015, 04:54:37 PM

You are depressed because you thought that sexual interaction with a consenting woman would fix the problems in your life and give you the motivation to turn your life around, but it didn't.

Protip: Even penis-vagina sex with her or another girl isn't going to feel as fulfilling as you think. When I was a virgin beta I imagined that once I had sex with one of the beautiful cheerleaders all of my other problems would just fix themselves and life would fall into place. Protip: It didn't

You're not going to be magically happy once you reach this point or that point. Learn to be happy with what you have NIGGA

Also the most important thing you will do in the next month is go to your doctor and get your testosterone checked

At least you're not my homie ibby from a different forum.

Verbatim · September 25, 2015, 04:55:07 PM

9 hunnit

Thun · September 25, 2015, 04:57:42 PM

>900 replies

Jive Turkey · September 25, 2015, 04:58:18 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on September 25, 2015, 04:54:37 PM

You are depressed because you thought that sexual interaction with a consenting woman would fix the problems in your life and give you the motivation to turn your life around, but it didn't.

Protip: Even penis-vagina sex with her or another girl isn't going to feel as fulfilling as you think. When I was a virgin beta I imagined that once I had sex with one of the beautiful cheerleaders all of my other problems would just fix themselves and life would fall into place. Protip: It didn't

You're not going to be magically happy once you reach this point or that point. Learn to be happy with what you have NIGGA

Also the most important thing you will do in the next month is go to your doctor and get your testosterone checked

At least you're not my homie ibby from a different forum.

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gats · September 25, 2015, 05:00:05 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on September 25, 2015, 04:58:18 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on September 25, 2015, 04:54:37 PM
You are depressed because you thought that sexual interaction with a consenting woman would fix the problems in your life and give you the motivation to turn your life around, but it didn't.

Protip: Even penis-vagina sex with her or another girl isn't going to feel as fulfilling as you think. When I was a virgin beta I imagined that once I had sex with one of the beautiful cheerleaders all of my other problems would just fix themselves and life would fall into place. Protip: It didn't

You're not going to be magically happy once you reach this point or that point. Learn to be happy with what you have NIGGA

Also the most important thing you will do in the next month is go to your doctor and get your testosterone checked

At least you're not my homie ibby from a different forum.
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RT

i am karjala takaisin · September 25, 2015, 05:00:32 PM

when's the audiobook coming out

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Girl of Mystery · September 25, 2015, 05:02:04 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on September 25, 2015, 09:21:44 AM

She said I can't be inside her until next time

who even talks like this?

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