Not so easy

clum clum · October 19, 2015, 07:43:28 PM

As Vader wouldn't say. Didn't secure the second date; wanted to hike, and wanted her to come over and watch the Mad Men finale on Sunday in bed. Even though it's her favourite show. I'm so beta that I can't even seduce an aged whale.

RomanGladiator · October 19, 2015, 07:44:33 PM

Lol. But think about how much I've improved since then, convinced two different women to give me head the first time meeting them.

Korra · October 19, 2015, 07:46:06 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 19, 2015, 07:44:33 PM

Lol. But think about how much I've improved since then, convinced two different women to give me head the first time meeting them.

except that no one really cares

clum clum · October 19, 2015, 07:46:10 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 19, 2015, 07:44:33 PM

Lol. But think about how much I've improved since then, convinced two different women to give me head the first time meeting them.

You want a REAL woman? Come meet up with me. I'll blow your mind (and your dick).

The Lord Ruler · October 19, 2015, 07:46:29 PM

TWO whole women?

wow

Ásgeirr · October 19, 2015, 07:48:25 PM

just fucking lock it already goddamn

Coomer · October 19, 2015, 07:48:55 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 19, 2015, 07:44:33 PM

Lol. But think about how much I've improved since then, convinced two different women to give me head the first time meeting them.

this ain't about you
Don't be a dick

clum clum · October 19, 2015, 07:49:26 PM

Quote from: Nafuka on October 19, 2015, 07:48:25 PM

just fucking lock it already goddamn

It's an abomination of a thread that needs to be put to sleep.

R o c k e t · October 19, 2015, 07:53:53 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 19, 2015, 07:44:33 PM

convinced

I think you mean "begged"

N/A · October 19, 2015, 07:54:28 PM

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Jive Turkey · October 19, 2015, 08:24:20 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 19, 2015, 07:44:33 PM

Lol. But think about how much I've improved since then, convinced two different women to give me head the first time meeting them.

You did good bro. Especially getting the second time so quick. Only way you can go is up srs

RomanGladiator · October 19, 2015, 08:30:31 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on October 19, 2015, 08:24:20 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 19, 2015, 07:44:33 PM
Lol. But think about how much I've improved since then, convinced two different women to give me head the first time meeting them.
You did good bro. Especially getting the second time so quick. Only way you can go is up srs

Only one thing I'm worried about NSFW

Spoiler

after I came all over her tits, I got some on my hand. Then she wanted me to feel how wet her pussy was...I'm worried that cum on my hand got into it, and you know...she gets preggers.

clum clum · October 19, 2015, 08:31:05 PM

lol it'd be hilarious if roman is lying

The Lord Ruler · October 19, 2015, 08:31:16 PM

Mr. Psychologist · October 19, 2015, 08:32:03 PM

why

won't

it

die

clum clum · October 19, 2015, 08:32:05 PM

XDXDXD

RomanGladiator · October 19, 2015, 08:33:33 PM

Quote from: Static on October 19, 2015, 08:31:05 PM

lol it'd be hilarious if roman is lying

Now I wish I was...I mean, she already wants the second date Wednesday. And next week I'm off the grid (Halo 5)