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Oh my cancer
The way she described the things she'd do...she said I'm going to lose my mind tomorrow night.

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I'm still holding the possibility of this being a troll. The responses he's making at this point indicate sheer ignorance.
lol, why don't you believe me?
I dunno really. I guess it's your responses that seem almost too cringy to be real =/
She's 29 and a nurse. And I'm just excited about it.

You're sad.


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uhhh...

- korrie
Alright, who is practicing the forbidden arts here? Because someone keeps reviving this silly thread.


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Alright, who is practicing the forbidden arts here? Because someone keeps reviving this silly thread.

All the sep7ards really.


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Alright, who is practicing the forbidden arts here? Because someone keeps reviving this silly thread.

All the sep7ards really.
Then they must be put down in the name of Stendarr.


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Alright, who is practicing the forbidden arts here? Because someone keeps reviving this silly thread.

All the sep7ards really.
Then they must be put down in the name of Stendarr.

To be honest this thread is going to get locked eventually.

But what's sad is that even if Roman does get laid, he's never going to stop bragging about it and is probably going to turn into a sex addict.

I mean I'm still a virgin and I don't give a shit. I really don't understand why this is such a big deal for him, all because he wants to get accepted somehow? It's just sad really.

I used to pity him, but not anymore.

He has actually be a cause for a friend and I to argue at one point back in 2013, because I told her that he's just not going to listen to anything you throw at him and that you're wasting his time trying to help him. And ohoho the shit he threw at me, not smart. Not smart at all.


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I will paypal you $50 if you film it and post in on here


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- korrie
Alright, who is practicing the forbidden arts here? Because someone keeps reviving this silly thread.

All the sep7ards really.
Then they must be put down in the name of Stendarr.

To be honest this thread is going to get locked eventually.

But what's sad is that even if Roman does get laid, he's never going to stop bragging about it and is probably going to turn into a sex addict.

I mean I'm still a virgin and I don't give a shit. I really don't understand why this is such a big deal for him, all because he wants to get accepted somehow? It's just sad really.

I used to pity him, but not anymore.

He has actually be a cause for a friend and I to argue at one point back in 2013, because I told her that he's just not going to listen to anything you throw at him and that you're wasting his time trying to help him. And ohoho the shit he threw at me, not smart. Not smart at all.
Its the fact that he acts like a complete dildo. Not the sex part.


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Alright, who is practicing the forbidden arts here? Because someone keeps reviving this silly thread.

All the sep7ards really.
Then they must be put down in the name of Stendarr.

To be honest this thread is going to get locked eventually.

But what's sad is that even if Roman does get laid, he's never going to stop bragging about it and is probably going to turn into a sex addict.

I mean I'm still a virgin and I don't give a shit. I really don't understand why this is such a big deal for him, all because he wants to get accepted somehow? It's just sad really.

I used to pity him, but not anymore.

He has actually be a cause for a friend and I to argue at one point back in 2013, because I told her that he's just not going to listen to anything you throw at him and that you're wasting his time trying to help him. And ohoho the shit he threw at me, not smart. Not smart at all.
Its the fact that he acts like a complete dildo. Not the sex part.

I know. That's exactly what I mean as well with him. It's like he doesn't seem to understand why girls have ditched him. A douchebag attitude and desperateness turns anyone off.

Well except for this 29-year-old nurse apparently, but will see how this goe-

O_O

Oh my god.... I don't think that's a real nurse......

Roman is totes doing porn.


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- korrie
Alright, who is practicing the forbidden arts here? Because someone keeps reviving this silly thread.

All the sep7ards really.
Then they must be put down in the name of Stendarr.

To be honest this thread is going to get locked eventually.

But what's sad is that even if Roman does get laid, he's never going to stop bragging about it and is probably going to turn into a sex addict.

I mean I'm still a virgin and I don't give a shit. I really don't understand why this is such a big deal for him, all because he wants to get accepted somehow? It's just sad really.

I used to pity him, but not anymore.

He has actually be a cause for a friend and I to argue at one point back in 2013, because I told her that he's just not going to listen to anything you throw at him and that you're wasting his time trying to help him. And ohoho the shit he threw at me, not smart. Not smart at all.
Its the fact that he acts like a complete dildo. Not the sex part.

I know. That's exactly what I mean as well with him. It's like he doesn't seem to understand why girls have ditched him. A douchebag attitude and desperateness turns anyone off.

Well except for this 29-year-old nurse apparently, but will see how this goe-

O_O

Oh my god.... I don't think that's a real nurse......

Roman is totes doing porn.
Heeellllloooooooooooooooo nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurse.


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Alright, who is practicing the forbidden arts here? Because someone keeps reviving this silly thread.

All the sep7ards really.
Then they must be put down in the name of Stendarr.

To be honest this thread is going to get locked eventually.

But what's sad is that even if Roman does get laid, he's never going to stop bragging about it and is probably going to turn into a sex addict.

I mean I'm still a virgin and I don't give a shit. I really don't understand why this is such a big deal for him, all because he wants to get accepted somehow? It's just sad really.

I used to pity him, but not anymore.

He has actually be a cause for a friend and I to argue at one point back in 2013, because I told her that he's just not going to listen to anything you throw at him and that you're wasting his time trying to help him. And ohoho the shit he threw at me, not smart. Not smart at all.
Its the fact that he acts like a complete dildo. Not the sex part.

I know. That's exactly what I mean as well with him. It's like he doesn't seem to understand why girls have ditched him. A douchebag attitude and desperateness turns anyone off.

Well except for this 29-year-old nurse apparently, but will see how this goe-

O_O

Oh my god.... I don't think that's a real nurse......

Roman is totes doing porn.
Heeellllloooooooooooooooo nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurse.



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I will paypal you $50 if you film it and post in on here
This is like 6 hours at kmart btw


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I will paypal you $50 if you film it and post in on here
This is like 6 hours at kmart btw

Hey you might not be too far from the truth. You really think that woman is a nurse?

I'm bet it's gonna be a porno he's in.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
u should like

totally


buy a pet turlte


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>What it will feel like

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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
If you get laid you have to change your name to RomanFuckHerRightInThePussy

If she bails you have to change it to
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You're gonna wake up tomorrow tied to a street light, naked, with your dick glued to your leg


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I neither fear, nor despise.
She's a guy, or she will start to sleep with you then have a bunch of her friends rush in and mug you.
A friend of mine knows some people who actually got robbed that way, talk about an awkward situation....


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Oh my cancer
The way she described the things she'd do...she said I'm going to lose my mind tomorrow night.


That could mean a lot of things

inb4romanturnsupmissing


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I will paypal you $50 if you film it and post in on here
This is like 6 hours at kmart btw
I'll throw in for it too.


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You might want to buy some viagra before hand, in case you get stage fright.


 
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Rockets on my X
Welp. It's D-day gentlemen. Apparantly Roman's about to storm the weathered beaches of some older woman.

Taking all bets here.

Roman gets to the shoreline and backs out upon seeing enemy entrenchments.

Or Roman goes balls deep into enemy territory and comes out on top.

My bet's on balls deep this time.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
sandtrap, you forgot secret option three

Roman appears on the next episode of BaitBus.


 
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Welp. It's D-day gentlemen. Apparantly Roman's about to storm the weathered beaches of some older woman.

Taking all bets here.

Roman gets to the shoreline and backs out upon seeing enemy entrenchments.

Or Roman goes balls deep into enemy territory and comes out on top.

My bet's on balls deep this time.
I'll take the former.


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She never texted me back. And I'm going to the movies with my dad. There has to be another way with someone...maybe meeting at a bar. But still I can't take anyone back to my parent's house. And I can't afford an apartment, the eternal struggle.


 
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male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
Dude

escort

but like

a classy one

that doesn't have stds


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Dude

escort

but like

a classy one

that doesn't have stds
No damn escorts for the last time. It feels like I won't get laid until I get married, but that is the exact opposite of what I want. I don't want to just have sex with one woman my whole life.