All too easy

gats · June 02, 2015, 06:32:55 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on June 02, 2015, 06:28:39 AM

Going out with the new girl Saturday, a cute blonde. Only coffee though, I will not ask her to see a movie immediately after like with the last one. Any other tips to not screw things up this time?

don't be too nice
she doesn't want to date her brother
cuddling and smoochy shit like that comes after you actually become a couple

Orbital Malaise 69 · June 02, 2015, 06:39:53 AM

'Easy' is eight pages, tops... maybe

Thread needs to be renamed: 'With some difficulty'

We're not up to including the Mission Impossible theme song in the OP yet though

Flee · June 02, 2015, 07:03:19 AM

This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon^® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.

challengerX · June 02, 2015, 07:34:00 AM

This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon^® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.

TB · June 02, 2015, 07:46:22 AM

Quote from: Fierce Mild on June 02, 2015, 06:39:53 AM

'Easy' is eight pages, tops... maybe

Thread needs to be renamed: 'With some difficulty'

We're not up to including the Mission Impossible theme song in the OP yet though

I demand a force edit by a mod!

RomanGladiator · June 03, 2015, 07:30:02 PM

I asked yesterday if 3 worked and she hasn't gotten back ;/ but there's also a complication. By accident I had iMessaging turned off on my phone all of today and didn't know. Someone else was trying to reach me, and just now I reaized I never got any of their texts. Anyone know if maybe she was trying to reach me with iMessage but I didn't get it?

Roam · June 03, 2015, 10:42:52 PM

Don't waste your time if you don't love her dude

Korra · June 03, 2015, 10:46:36 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on May 16, 2015, 10:11:19 PM

Quote from: Luis on May 16, 2015, 10:05:45 PM
make sure she doesn't flatten you
She's not that big, maybe around this size

Don't forget your pokeball! That snorlax isn't going to capture itself now.

R o c k e t · June 03, 2015, 10:50:19 PM

Quote from: Queen Isabel I on June 03, 2015, 10:46:36 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on May 16, 2015, 10:11:19 PM
Quote from: Luis on May 16, 2015, 10:05:45 PM
make sure she doesn't flatten you
She's not that big, maybe around this size

Don't forget your pokeball! That snorlax isn't going to capture itself now.

er

muh

GERD

CK97 · June 03, 2015, 11:04:52 PM

Are we gonna let this thread die or

Sandtrap · June 03, 2015, 11:25:41 PM

Quote from: CK97 on June 03, 2015, 11:04:52 PM

Are we gonna let this thread die or

No. Necophilia is the popular trend right now.

We're gonna fuckin' beat that dead horse.

Luis · June 04, 2015, 05:43:38 AM

CK97 · June 04, 2015, 07:07:23 AM

Quote from: ZweiLuis on June 04, 2015, 05:43:38 AM

bump

Fucking spick

challengerX · June 04, 2015, 07:38:58 AM

This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon^® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.

RomanGladiator · June 04, 2015, 07:44:19 AM

Quote from: challengerX on June 04, 2015, 07:38:58 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on June 03, 2015, 07:30:02 PM
I asked yesterday if 3 worked and she hasn't gotten back ;/ but there's also a complication. By accident I had iMessaging turned off on my phone all of today and didn't know. Someone else was trying to reach me, and just now I reaized I never got any of their texts. Anyone know if maybe she was trying to reach me with iMessage but I didn't get it?
LOL

Yes lol indeed. I should not try to date anymore. I am too needy of a person with no social life, so it gets screwed up eventually. Plus I have no future or career, drink everyday, and no friends. I am just handsome and good at guitar, that is it. If only I was an engineer or accountant, I can dream I guess...

challengerX · June 04, 2015, 07:58:47 AM

This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon^® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.

Girl of Mystery · June 04, 2015, 10:33:15 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on June 03, 2015, 07:30:02 PM

I asked yesterday if 3 worked and she hasn't gotten back ;/ but there's also a complication. By accident I had iMessaging turned off on my phone all of today and didn't know. Someone else was trying to reach me, and just now I reaized I never got any of their texts. Anyone know if maybe she was trying to reach me with iMessage but I didn't get it?

You make me look alpha

Luis · June 04, 2015, 05:31:30 PM

Quote from: CK97 on June 04, 2015, 07:07:23 AM

Quote from: ZweiLuis on June 04, 2015, 05:43:38 AM
bump
Fucking spick

shut up
better than being a mixed heathen like you

Naru · June 04, 2015, 09:29:49 PM

I like this thread

R o c k e t · June 04, 2015, 11:04:05 PM

Quote from: Lemön on June 04, 2015, 10:33:15 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on June 03, 2015, 07:30:02 PM
I asked yesterday if 3 worked and she hasn't gotten back ;/ but there's also a complication. By accident I had iMessaging turned off on my phone all of today and didn't know. Someone else was trying to reach me, and just now I reaized I never got any of their texts. Anyone know if maybe she was trying to reach me with iMessage but I didn't get it?
You make me look alpha

That's not saying much for you

Girl of Mystery · June 05, 2015, 05:19:31 AM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on June 04, 2015, 11:04:05 PM

Quote from: Lemön on June 04, 2015, 10:33:15 AM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on June 03, 2015, 07:30:02 PM
I asked yesterday if 3 worked and she hasn't gotten back ;/ but there's also a complication. By accident I had iMessaging turned off on my phone all of today and didn't know. Someone else was trying to reach me, and just now I reaized I never got any of their texts. Anyone know if maybe she was trying to reach me with iMessage but I didn't get it?
You make me look alpha

That's not saying much for you

i don't think you understood the joke

again

RomanGladiator · June 05, 2015, 09:47:40 PM

Going out tomorrow comrades, wish me luck. Do svidaniya, Flood.

R o c k e t · June 05, 2015, 10:23:25 PM

Quote from: Lemön on June 05, 2015, 05:19:31 AM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on June 04, 2015, 11:04:05 PM
Quote from: Lemön on June 04, 2015, 10:33:15 AM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on June 03, 2015, 07:30:02 PM
I asked yesterday if 3 worked and she hasn't gotten back ;/ but there's also a complication. By accident I had iMessaging turned off on my phone all of today and didn't know. Someone else was trying to reach me, and just now I reaized I never got any of their texts. Anyone know if maybe she was trying to reach me with iMessage but I didn't get it?
You make me look alpha

That's not saying much for you
i don't think you understood the joke

again

Looks like you didn't get my joke, and yeah I got yours it's not hard to see.

Korra · June 05, 2015, 10:24:33 PM

This thread is like a phoenix.

Coco · June 05, 2015, 10:28:09 PM

I dunno about you guys, but I think the title should stay the same. It's what makes this thread perfect.

Nexus · June 05, 2015, 10:29:29 PM

Quote from: Cocos on June 05, 2015, 10:28:09 PM

I dunno about you guys, but I think the title should stay the same. It's what makes this thread perfect.

just add the trade mark logo.

A Cheese Potato · June 05, 2015, 10:35:49 PM

Quote from: Queen Isabel I on June 05, 2015, 10:24:33 PM

This thread is like a phoenix.

Yeah maybe if it got 3rd degree burns from its own resurrection

Korra · June 05, 2015, 10:38:40 PM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on June 05, 2015, 10:35:49 PM

Quote from: Queen Isabel I on June 05, 2015, 10:24:33 PM
This thread is like a phoenix.
Yeah maybe if it got 3rd degree burns from its own resurrection

el o el

Verbatim · June 05, 2015, 10:42:31 PM

i don't know what i'd rather see

this silly thread getting constantly bumped over and over
or multiple threads

R o c k e t · June 05, 2015, 10:44:49 PM

Quote from: goots on June 02, 2015, 06:32:55 AM

don't be too nice
she doesn't want to date her brother

Brothers are nice to their sisters? WAT