All too easy

RomanGladiator · May 14, 2015, 10:11:23 PM

As Vader would say. Secured the second date; hiking, and already coming over to my place to watch the Mad Men finale on Sunday in bed. It's her fav show. Am I still a beta now fgts that I managed to seduce an older woman to come over?

🂿 · May 14, 2015, 10:12:09 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on May 14, 2015, 10:11:23 PM

Am I still a beta now fgts that I managed to seduce an older woman to come over?

Yes you are. Accept it. You can't change destiny.

CK97 · May 14, 2015, 10:12:33 PM

You fail as a man if you actually watch the show

R o c k e t · May 14, 2015, 10:12:45 PM

I feel like you don't have any standards by this point

RomanGladiator · May 14, 2015, 10:14:13 PM

Quote from: CK97 on May 14, 2015, 10:12:33 PM

You fail as a man if you actually watch the show

It's only one of the best dramas of all time.

🂿 · May 14, 2015, 10:15:40 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on May 14, 2015, 10:14:13 PM

Quote from: CK97 on May 14, 2015, 10:12:33 PM
You fail as a man if you actually watch the show

It's only one of the best dramas of all time.

For women

maverick · May 14, 2015, 10:16:15 PM

You already know what I'm gonna say.

Casper · May 14, 2015, 10:22:20 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 14, 2015, 10:12:09 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on May 14, 2015, 10:11:23 PM
Am I still a beta now fgts that I managed to seduce an older woman to come over?

Yes you are. Accept it. You can't change destiny.

No one could after Jason left..

Korra · May 14, 2015, 10:23:42 PM

"Were it so easy."

- A very Alpha Alien

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · May 14, 2015, 10:25:32 PM

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The Lord Ruler · May 14, 2015, 11:05:52 PM

How fat is she?

Yu · May 14, 2015, 11:07:59 PM

Exactly how old are we talking?

Girl of Mystery · May 14, 2015, 11:10:06 PM

Quote from: Yu on May 14, 2015, 11:07:59 PM

Exactly how old are we talking?

He picked her up in a retirement home. She doesn't know what's happening.

Yu · May 14, 2015, 11:12:24 PM

Quote from: Lemön pie on May 14, 2015, 11:10:06 PM

Quote from: Yu on May 14, 2015, 11:07:59 PM
Exactly how old are we talking?
He picked her up in a retirement home. She doesn't know what's happening.

Thats worse than Jim tier taste.

Not Comms Officer · May 14, 2015, 11:14:38 PM

inb4itallfallsapart

🂿 · May 14, 2015, 11:30:16 PM

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 14, 2015, 11:14:38 PM

inb4itallfallsapart

Jive Turkey · May 14, 2015, 11:31:17 PM

Good job bro

Jono · May 14, 2015, 11:34:00 PM

On a scale of 1-nugtella, how nice is her booty?

Not Comms Officer · May 14, 2015, 11:37:22 PM

Quote from: Jono on May 14, 2015, 11:34:00 PM

On a scale of 1-nugtella, how nice is her booty?

This is Gladiator. We're talking about beluga whale here.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · May 14, 2015, 11:40:06 PM

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R o c k e t · May 14, 2015, 11:41:24 PM

Quote from: ねこ on May 14, 2015, 11:40:06 PM

inb4itsablowupdoll

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dopameme · May 14, 2015, 11:43:13 PM

I remember my first date

Jim · May 14, 2015, 11:58:11 PM

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🂿 · May 14, 2015, 11:59:55 PM

Quote from: Judge Jim on May 14, 2015, 11:58:11 PM

If you get laid before I do I am going to kill myself

Why is it such a big deal with who gets laid first?

We have 7 billion people on earth. We don't even have a valid excuse to procreate. Although as a species we really do it because it feels good. We get tricked into reproduction. No one thinks about what their kid is going to be like during sex.

Jim · May 15, 2015, 12:00:28 AM

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🂿 · May 15, 2015, 12:02:29 AM

Quote from: Judge Jim on May 15, 2015, 12:00:28 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 14, 2015, 11:59:55 PM
Quote from: Judge Jim on May 14, 2015, 11:58:11 PM
If you get laid before I do I am going to kill myself

Why is it such a big deal with who gets laid first?

We have 7 billion people on earth. We don't even have a valid excuse to procreate.
But it's fun

Fun? How could you possibly have fun with one of those oversized hair dryers?

Jim · May 15, 2015, 12:06:31 AM

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R o c k e t · May 15, 2015, 12:07:23 AM

GUYS SHHHHHH

do you hear that?

that is the sound....

of rejection

Jim · May 15, 2015, 12:10:03 AM

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🂿 · May 15, 2015, 12:15:47 AM

Quote from: Judge Jim on May 15, 2015, 12:06:31 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 15, 2015, 12:02:29 AM
Quote from: Judge Jim on May 15, 2015, 12:00:28 AM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 14, 2015, 11:59:55 PM
Quote from: Judge Jim on May 14, 2015, 11:58:11 PM
If you get laid before I do I am going to kill myself

Why is it such a big deal with who gets laid first?

We have 7 billion people on earth. We don't even have a valid excuse to procreate.
But it's fun

Fun? How could you possibly have fun with one of those oversized hair dryers?
Like THIS

*unzips dick*

o_e