I have found Mr. Psychologist's secret contingency plans for every member of the Mod Team from a unknown party. Here is the file:

This is Mr. Psychologist. Security Level: Omega. Password: Alpha-Sigma/ 01-3-37/

Enable new protocol. Title: Agamemnon Contingency.
Should any of the members of the Mods turn rogue we need to have plans in place to handle each and every one of us should we become a threat. The members of the Team are my teammates but...we need to be prepared for the worst. Always.

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Agamemnon Contingency: File codename: Black Sun

If Cheat ever becomes a threat to the forum the following protocols will need to be enacted to ensure our survival. The sample of a job application in board 2.0 provided by Cheat himself will incapacitate him with brief exposure, and prolonged exposure will in all probability be fatal. Portions of this job application under exposure to child support created a variation of the application that is court by origin. Side effects of this type of application are unknown. Further testing is required.

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Agamemnon Contingency: File codename: Purple Haze

DemonicChronic is the heart and soul of the Mod Team, however his mod skills and overall dankness make him a formidable opponent if he ever turned against us. His vulnerability to hemp would be hard to exploit in a defensive position, however research suggests that a nanite virus spiked with responsibility would cause his cannabis covered skin to combust in contact with the clean air neutralizing him as a threat. Must investigate further.

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Agamemnon Contingency: File codename: God-Emperor

The bolter of a commissar is the most powerful weapon in the universe, limited only by the amount of people it can blow into pieces. The bolter cannot be separated from the user except in the event of their death. And the gun's natural defenses prevent direct attack. But in order to USE the bolter the commissar needs to see what they're doing, while an attack to the eyes would be ill-advised due to the defenses of the bolter. See Table 69-A for full offensive lists and their probabilities of success. Research indicates a post-hypnotic suggestion could be implanted into the commissar's psyche causing themselves to believe to be blind. The bolter would then shoot them in the face enforced by their own incapacity. Must test out this theory on Fuklaw.

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Agamemnon Contingency: File codename: Athens

Isara is a good friend, which is one reason it would be difficult to face her in combat should she turn against the Team. Its not a thought I relish, but if it must be done the following strategy could be useful: if she could be convinced that she's fighting an equal she could then theoretically be trapped in an unending cycle of breast debates against a phantom opponent. Must investigate feasibility of neural-virtual reality technology.

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Agamemnon Contingency: File codename: Equus ferus caballus

Flee. A unique opponent. Every pony tattoo in his body is under his command and he could make himself into any pony he imagines, we're unlucky and lucky that he's on our side and that he is more concern in doing sexual coitus with horses than anything else. But should he turn, shooting him with high caliber anti-friendship bullets or some other anti-pony armament are the best emergency response I've been able to identify. After that...its just a question of burial site.

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Agamemnon Contingency: File codename: Rising Sun

The biggest attribute of any weeb is their tenacity and never give up attitude. Yutaka is no exception. Tests show that there are little counters to a weeb attack since they are resilient to most Western logic or culture. One of the exceptions to this are Spider-Man threads, counter-attacking a weeb thread with Spider-Man has been so far the best route in dealing with a weeb of this size. Further testing is required.

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If these contingency plans are discovered in the wake of me being incapacitated, please understand this had to be done for each of us. Which brings us to...

Agamemnon Contingency: File codename: Omnissiah

While Mr. Psychologist is a master strategist and technopriest...he is only metal. The best way to disable his strategic and technological abilities would be to distract him. His computers are an excellent blind spot, as is his endless crusade to protect the cyborgkind. Taking hostages is a good distraction, particularly if they are friends, family or kitchen appliances. THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU DO THIS.


End of protocol directions.

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It's mods vs Decimators time!

Oh wait... I'm the only Decimator left. I'm outnumbered. D:

So, tell me, how long did you spend on this?

I didn't see the time, maybe about ten minutes?

let's nuke them

Quote from: Yu on April 06, 2015, 12:49:23 AM

So, tell me, how long did you spend on this?

I didn't see the time, maybe about ten minutes?

Not bad.

What's the contingency for Tru, should he become a mod?

Forum wide suicide.

Every time I hear Agememnon I think of the Titan from the Dune Butlerian Jihad series.

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 06, 2015, 12:56:59 AM

Quote from: Ushan on April 06, 2015, 12:55:17 AM

What's the contingency for Tru, should he become a mod?

Forum wide suicide.

That seems a little drastic.

Might I suggest harassing him with the attached image until he has a stroke?

Spoiler

No, that's retarded.

If you want something that works: tell him that he's short, to go to bed, and to continue doing his sister.

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 06, 2015, 01:01:38 AM

Quote from: Ushan on April 06, 2015, 01:00:01 AM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 06, 2015, 12:56:59 AM

Quote from: Ushan on April 06, 2015, 12:55:17 AM

What's the contingency for Tru, should he become a mod?

Forum wide suicide.

That seems a little drastic.

Might I suggest harassing him with the attached image until he has a stroke?

Spoiler

If you want something that works: tell him that he's short, to go to bed, and to continue doing his sister.

The funny thing is it really would work.

lol yea

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 06, 2015, 12:24:02 AM

Must test out this theory on Fuklaw.

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Fuklaw is a god damn hero, there will be no testing of Bolter-Face algorithms on his noble countenance.

Kowle can be used instead.

10/10 thread though, many giggles were had.

I deserve a medal.

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 06, 2015, 05:30:09 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on April 06, 2015, 05:28:58 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 06, 2015, 12:24:02 AM

Must test out this theory on Fuklaw.

<_________________________________________________ ______________<

Fuklaw is a god damn hero, there will be no testing of Bolter-Face algorithms on his noble countenance.

Kowle can be used instead.

10/10 thread though, many giggles were had.

I deserve a medal.

You certainly do >_>

Would you prefer a colourful one or a shiny one?

Shiny please.

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 06, 2015, 05:33:30 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on April 06, 2015, 05:31:09 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 06, 2015, 05:30:09 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on April 06, 2015, 05:28:58 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 06, 2015, 12:24:02 AM

Must test out this theory on Fuklaw.

<_________________________________________________ ______________<

Fuklaw is a god damn hero, there will be no testing of Bolter-Face algorithms on his noble countenance.

Kowle can be used instead.

10/10 thread though, many giggles were had.

I deserve a medal.

You certainly do >_>

Would you prefer a colourful one or a shiny one?

Shiny please.

Unfortunately I'm on grandma's internet so I can't load google images in this century, but take this IOU token for one shiny medal when I get back home on Wednesday <_<

*IOU One Shiny Medal*

The Ordos Hereticus will hear about this, Technopriest.

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 06, 2015, 05:45:35 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on April 06, 2015, 05:40:24 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 06, 2015, 05:33:30 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on April 06, 2015, 05:31:09 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 06, 2015, 05:30:09 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on April 06, 2015, 05:28:58 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 06, 2015, 12:24:02 AM

Must test out this theory on Fuklaw.

<_________________________________________________ ______________<

Fuklaw is a god damn hero, there will be no testing of Bolter-Face algorithms on his noble countenance.

Kowle can be used instead.

10/10 thread though, many giggles were had.

I deserve a medal.

You certainly do >_>

Would you prefer a colourful one or a shiny one?

Shiny please.

Unfortunately I'm on grandma's internet so I can't load google images in this century, but take this IOU token for one shiny medal when I get back home on Wednesday <_<

*IOU One Shiny Medal*

The Ordos Hereticus will hear about this, Technopriest.

>Ordo Hereticus
010011000100111101001100

Ain't got no jurisdiction on Mars matrial-copulators.

Doesn't mean that we couldn't pull some shady shit out of our arses and invade Mars in the name of the God-Emperor.

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 06, 2015, 05:51:49 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on April 06, 2015, 05:50:14 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 06, 2015, 05:45:35 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on April 06, 2015, 05:40:24 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 06, 2015, 05:33:30 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on April 06, 2015, 05:31:09 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 06, 2015, 05:30:09 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on April 06, 2015, 05:28:58 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 06, 2015, 12:24:02 AM

Must test out this theory on Fuklaw.

<_________________________________________________ ______________<

Fuklaw is a god damn hero, there will be no testing of Bolter-Face algorithms on his noble countenance.

Kowle can be used instead.

10/10 thread though, many giggles were had.

I deserve a medal.

You certainly do >_>

Would you prefer a colourful one or a shiny one?

Shiny please.

Unfortunately I'm on grandma's internet so I can't load google images in this century, but take this IOU token for one shiny medal when I get back home on Wednesday <_<

*IOU One Shiny Medal*

The Ordos Hereticus will hear about this, Technopriest.

>Ordo Hereticus
010011000100111101001100

Ain't got no jurisdiction on Mars matrial-copulators.

Doesn't mean that we couldn't pull some bullshit out of arses and invade Mars in the name of the God-Emperor.

And then all the machine spirits of your ships will decide to An-Hero whilst we drink tea and giggle express no humanoid emotive actions corresponding to amusement.

>implying we wouldn't send the Grey Knights from orbit