After all the salt... I have to ask you

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can you get drunk off of cooking sherry? Or is it a rubbing alcohol situation where it will straight-up kill you?
Was it worth it?


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It tasted terrible. Like, super super bad. The gag reflex made it even worse, and I had to pretty much force myself to drink it. I threw up quite a few times, too.

But at the end of the day, I got drunk. Not a clean drunk, of course, but still pretty wasted. For me, that was definitely worth it.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
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 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
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Cooking sherry?  Like Sherry Bobbins?


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It tasted terrible. Like, super super bad. The gag reflex made it even worse, and I had to pretty much force myself to drink it. I threw up quite a few times, too.

But at the end of the day, I got drunk. Not a clean drunk, of course, but still pretty wasted. For me, that was definitely worth it.
Why the fuck didnt you just buy normal alcohol


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
It tasted terrible. Like, super super bad. The gag reflex made it even worse, and I had to pretty much force myself to drink it. I threw up quite a few times, too.

But at the end of the day, I got drunk. Not a clean drunk, of course, but still pretty wasted. For me, that was definitely worth it.
Why the fuck didnt you just buy normal alcohol
Because secondclass is only fourteen


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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It tasted terrible. Like, super super bad. The gag reflex made it even worse, and I had to pretty much force myself to drink it. I threw up quite a few times, too.

But at the end of the day, I got drunk. Not a clean drunk, of course, but still pretty wasted. For me, that was definitely worth it.
Why the fuck didnt you just buy normal alcohol
I'm underage


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It tasted terrible. Like, super super bad. The gag reflex made it even worse, and I had to pretty much force myself to drink it. I threw up quite a few times, too.

But at the end of the day, I got drunk. Not a clean drunk, of course, but still pretty wasted. For me, that was definitely worth it.
Why the fuck didnt you just buy normal alcohol
I'm underage
Speaking of which.


THE COPS POURED OUT MY BIRTHDAY VODKA

I was like, dude, my mom got me that.


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It tasted terrible. Like, super super bad. The gag reflex made it even worse, and I had to pretty much force myself to drink it. I threw up quite a few times, too.

But at the end of the day, I got drunk. Not a clean drunk, of course, but still pretty wasted. For me, that was definitely worth it.
Why the fuck didnt you just buy normal alcohol
I'm underage
How old are you?

(Also its shit the age over there is 21)


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
β€”Judge Aaron Satie
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Speaking of which.


THE COPS POURED OUT MY BIRTHDAY VODKA

I was like, dude, my mom got me that.
wtf, that's fucked up

how'd they even find out?

How old are you?

(Also its shit the age over there is 21)
ikr, it should be 18

and I'm currently 19


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Geez.....I feel old >.>

But yeah you can gamble, smoke and join the army at 18, why not drink. Its a dumb rule


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Speaking of which.


THE COPS POURED OUT MY BIRTHDAY VODKA

I was like, dude, my mom got me that.
wtf, that's fucked up

how'd they even find out?
The dumbass I've been running with told them it was his.

Now, he's 23, so this would usually be a safe bet.

HOWEVER

They didn't know we had it and didn't have a warrant to search my car, or probable cause.

So when they ask if we have anything illegal (keep in mind I'm parked and the keys are on the dash, I wasn't even pulled over, they just stopped to ask wtf I was doing on the side of the road) he mentioned an open bottle.

That's usually okay in this situation, right?

Wrong, because the shit had a warrant out for his arrest, and as they were arresting him, they couldn't leave me in possession of the bottle.


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lolamericanagelimits


 
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It tasted terrible. Like, super super bad. The gag reflex made it even worse, and I had to pretty much force myself to drink it. I threw up quite a few times, too.

But at the end of the day, I got drunk. Not a clean drunk, of course, but still pretty wasted. For me, that was definitely worth it.
god you're so pitiful


 
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21 is a fine drinking age.

Anyway, it's stuck now, because lowering it would only cause disaster.


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It tasted terrible. Like, super super bad. The gag reflex made it even worse, and I had to pretty much force myself to drink it. I threw up quite a few times, too.

But at the end of the day, I got drunk. Not a clean drunk, of course, but still pretty wasted. For me, that was definitely worth it.
god you're so pitiful
I am what I am

existence is pain so I numb myself to it, sue me


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
β€”Judge Aaron Satie
β€”β€”Carmen
It tasted terrible. Like, super super bad. The gag reflex made it even worse, and I had to pretty much force myself to drink it. I threw up quite a few times, too.

But at the end of the day, I got drunk. Not a clean drunk, of course, but still pretty wasted. For me, that was definitely worth it.
god you're so pitiful
I am what I am

existence is pain so I numb myself to it, sue me
yeah but that was smoking crack out of a Sprite can tier pitiful
if the only way to get high was sniffing dog shit then I'd line up my day at the park


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
It tasted terrible. Like, super super bad. The gag reflex made it even worse, and I had to pretty much force myself to drink it. I threw up quite a few times, too.

But at the end of the day, I got drunk. Not a clean drunk, of course, but still pretty wasted. For me, that was definitely worth it.
god you're so pitiful
I am what I am

existence is pain so I numb myself to it, sue me
yeah but that was smoking crack out of a Sprite can tier pitiful


You act like you've never smoked weed out of a coke can.


 
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getting drunk = not having to be sober
Being sober is, like, #1 on the list of things that objectively kick ass.


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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getting drunk = not having to be sober
Being sober is, like, #1 on the list of things that objectively kick ass.
not really

being sober means no distractions


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21 is a fine drinking age.

Anyway, it's stuck now, because lowering it would only cause disaster.
21 is a drinking age imposed by the federal government through dirty backward politics to take the wind out of young people who would've voted Reagan out of office.

Anyway I highly doubt repealing a law after only thirty years would cause disaster.

Look at the repeal of prohibition in Colorado, nothing bad has happened yet.