I want it. I need it. I relinquish all powers from the holy grail from this day forward. YOu're all filthy peasants, and I am thy lord.


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There once was a filthy in the town of Ohhruk. This particular girl however, was not just any girl, because you see; her name was- Uhh... anyway- and she was from the white palace of Barredr. She was a royal in what used to be the house of Hohenzollen.

One day at a swamp, shrek was drek and she danced forever like literally amlost.
Anyway. She went outside to collect loot from the trolls that she had killed, when a young man came knocking on her back. Alerted, she tried to swing at the young boy, but he was just too masculine. She could not go on like this, for every fiber in her body rejected it.

This young man was Jkr. Alfred Von Hauberman, a noble man from the kingdom of Prussia. He informed the young lady that he was to have her hand, as she was the daughter of the great Frederick IV, and that her name was Jkfr. Elisabeth Zu Williams.

   Never to be continued.

Agreed.