remember that Pass It On commercial where that punk kid steals the black old lady's purse, and he's running away and the cops are following him, but then it just turns out the old lady left her purse behind on accident and the kid was following her bus to give it back to her? and the cop calls the kid over and is like "nice move, kid" and gives him a donut?

why can't the whole world be like that? for every sep7agon buddy I get I am donating $1 to The Foundation For A Better Life

You're like the opposite of that dude

You try to dress yourself up as a cute girl when in reality you're a mentally ill creep

I ain't your buddy guy