I feel really horrible. my friend and his bIG pIECE oF cHEESE and I were all watching some TV in his house I went to grab more cheetos in the kitchen while his bIG pIECE oF cHEESE was in the bathroom (the bathroom and the kitchen are in the same general big room). and as soon as I'm done pouring the bowl MY FRIEND opens the bathroom door and asks if I can "help hIM with something" I didn't know what was going on but i said what and walked over to hIM and HE just grabed my private and pushed me Onto the tHE bIG pIECE oF cHEESE. We had sex for only like 1 min and I went into the sink because it was a big surprise and I didn't realize what was going on. I really do feel bad afterwarsds because we were all sitting on the couch after we did it and my friend was oblivious. THAT has been his bIG pIECE oF cHEESE for around 5 years too. Don't know why i'm telling you people i guess just to let out what i've been keeping inside for a while
oh and THE CHEESE keeps on trying to call me.
aCCIDENTALLY hAD sEX wITH a bIG pIECE oF cHEESE