So there is this church van outside of my school

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They're a lame wannabe cult and everyday they park on the corner and come up to us. We tell them to fuck off but they still come back every damn day.

 
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show them your sin zones

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Offer them fresh lemonade but mix it with your semen

 
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Are they christian? If so, wear satanic shit and chant shit. That oughta trigger them.

 
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Quote from: Winy on May 04, 2016, 03:41:31 PM
Offer them fresh lemonade but mix it with your semen
Contemplating this

 
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Get of my lawn
Engage them in a debate and see how many meows you can get in before they ask you if you're meowing

 
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
Did they lose a puppy or offer you candy?

 
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Easily you accuse them of rape.

 
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They just want to fiddle little boys they're harmless

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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wtf are you waiting for? go get converted

 
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I'm jealous. The only cults I have in my school are fraternities/sororities.
I mean, we have a fucking 60 million year old, 500 foot tall basalt monolith overlooking the campus and NOT ONE Lovecraft-esque cult has popped up. It's really disappointing.

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Quote from: Winy on May 04, 2016, 03:41:31 PM
Offer them fresh cheerios but mix it with your semen

 
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What is their organization called?

 
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ya, I saw the van to it looked creepy!

 
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how I know that is I go to the same school.

 
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it is not because I am a creeper

 
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and I do not fallow him around

 
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I hope you guys don't think he's my alt. I'm serious.