For saying that he needs to leave the PlayLand, lol. I just followed him down the steps and he just cries, the kid was probably like 3, but eh. That was the only good thing at work today, crushing children's dreams by closing down the area..

What's your highlight?

Did you wear a condom?

I'm not a barbarian. Of course I didn't

you should have given him 1 free mcnugget