A situation requiring action

MyNameIsCharlie · August 07, 2014, 10:22:19 PM

Your buddy crashes at your house. He walks into your room, smiling and a little flushed. He tells you that he heard your neighbors banging loudly, and he had to fap in your bathroom. You think that this is odd, since their us no one home next door. You go get a drink, and you see your mom and dad, hair messed up and grinning like idiots. They were the ones banging.

You walk back in, and your friend can't stop talking about what a filthy mouth the woman had, and how she begged for anal.

What do you do?

Kinder Graham · August 07, 2014, 10:23:50 PM

I once walked in on my parents getting it on

Elegiac · August 07, 2014, 10:24:31 PM

Honesty is the best policy: I'm sure he'll feel quite icky once he knows the truth, plus he'll shut up and I can get started on repressing some memories.

I_IRONMAN_I · August 07, 2014, 10:27:14 PM

Quote from: Rescinded Neglected Elegiac on August 07, 2014, 10:24:31 PM

Honesty is the best policy: I'm sure he'll feel quite icky once he knows the truth, plus he'll shut up and I can get started on repressing some memories.

Korra · August 07, 2014, 10:36:45 PM

Protocol dictates action! We need to activate this installation's defenses if we are to contain this awkwardness!

ABIGCOWPIE · August 07, 2014, 10:44:04 PM

Quote from: Avatar Korra on August 07, 2014, 10:36:45 PM

Protocol dictates action! We need to activate this installation's defenses if we are to contain this awkwardness!

YOU'RE HEROIC... WHAT HAVE I DONE? YOU ARE ABOVE ALL THE OTHERS OHMYGOD I STARTED THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!

Zizzy · August 07, 2014, 10:48:08 PM

I say to him
"But dude, there are no neighbours"
And then he freaks out and leaves.

Korra · August 07, 2014, 10:48:53 PM

Quote from: ABIGCOWPIE on August 07, 2014, 10:44:04 PM

YOU'RE HEROIC... WHAT HAVE I DONE? YOU ARE ABOVE ALL THE OTHERS OHMYGOD I STARTED THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!

Yesh!!! >

Novice · August 07, 2014, 10:49:28 PM

>>INITIATE SUICIDE COUNTDOWN<<

Zizzy · August 07, 2014, 10:50:08 PM

Quote from: ABIGCOWPIE on August 07, 2014, 10:44:04 PM

YOU'RE HEROIC... WHAT HAVE I DONE? YOU ARE ABOVE ALL THE OTHERS OHMYGOD I STARTED THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!

Looks more like Legendary to me. Heroic was more greenish.

"Heroic member hangout" in 3...2..

TB · August 07, 2014, 11:13:41 PM

Quote from: Avatar Korra on August 07, 2014, 10:48:53 PM

Yesh!!! >

The Flood never disappoints.
The grill made it there first

Congrats all the same!

Korra · August 07, 2014, 11:25:10 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on August 07, 2014, 11:13:41 PM

The Flood never disappoints.
The grill made it there first
Congrats all the same!

It is truly the end of times lol