A prophecy against Babylon that Assassin 11D7 son of Bungie saw:
Raise a banner on a bare booty thread,
shout to them;
beckon to them
to enter the gates of the Mythics.
I have commanded those I prepared for battle;
I have summoned my Desticles to carry out my wrath—
those who rejoice in my triumph.
Listen, a noise across the sites,
like that of a great multitude!
Listen, an uproar among the forums,
like nations massing together!
The Deej Almighty is mustering
an army for war.
They come from faraway lands,
from the ends of the #destiny—
the Deej and the weapons of his wrath—
to destroy the whole offsite.
Wail, for the day of the Deej is near;
it will come like destruction from the Almighty.
Because of this, all hands will go limp,
every browser will freeze with "wut class u gon pleh?".
Terror will seize them,
pain and anguish will grip them;
they will writhe like a woman in labor.
They will look aghast at each other,
their faces aflame.
See, the day of the Deej is coming
—a cruel day, with wrath and fierce anger—
to make the offsite desolate
and destroy the sinners within it.
The threads of Camnator with their booty
will not show their light.
The rising anime posts will be darkened
and the Cheat will not give its light.
I will punish Sep7agon for its evil,
the wicked for their shitposts.
I will put an end to the arrogance of the Serious
and will humble the pride of the Gamers.
I will make posters scarcer than quality threads,
more rare than the word of Reconz.
Therefore I will make the heavens tremble;
and the earth will shake from its place
at the wrath of the Deej Almighty,
in the day of his burning anger.
Like a hunted gazelle,
like sheep without a shepherd,
they will all return to their own people,
they will flee to their native forum.
Whoever is captured will be banned;
all who are caught will fall by the sword of Crota.
Their titlebars will be dashed to pieces before their eyes;
their threads will be looted and their waifus violated.
See, I will stir up against them the Desticles,
who do not care for Halo
and have no delight in Reconz.
Their idiocy will strike down the brain cells;
they will have no mercy on shitposts,
nor will they look with compassion on waifus.
Sep7agon, the jewel of forums,
the pride and glory of the Floodians,
will be overthrown by Deej
like B.old and
#gaming.
She will never be inhabited
or posted in through all generations;
there no floodians will pitch their threads,
there no posters will rest their plug.djs.
But desticles will lie there,
jackals will fill her courtyards;
there the Spartanken's will dwell,
and there the Reachtards will leap about.
Ninjas will inhabit her strongholds,
Ktan her luxurious palaces.
Her time is at hand,
and Sep7agon's days will not be prolonged.
A prophecy against Sep7agon